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(Idolator) Strange Ron Wood and Rod Stewart claims to have an album's worth of new Faces material for upcoming reunion. So what kind of bassist could fit this aging band? Red Hot Chili Pepper's Flea, of course   (idolator.com) divider line 28
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Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 02:14:48 PM  
So, they're not going to suck anymore?

 
dreaming i'm alive 2009-01-22 02:16:37 PM  
Anyone else read that as new Feces material?

 
keylock71 2009-01-22 02:20:15 PM  
Eh..I'm not a huge fan of the RHCP, but Flea is a very competent and versatile musician. I'm sure he'll work out just fine. Besides, he's just side-mousing, so I doubt he'll come out wearing nothing but a sock and a football helmet...

 
steveo 2009-01-22 02:21:15 PM  
claim

 
unremarkable asterisk [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 02:30:47 PM  
Flea doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
It must be exhausting.

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 02:39:47 PM  
Honestly, it sounds like it might be great.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 02:51:16 PM  
I always thought it was funny that a couple of guys as homely as Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood called their band "The Faces." Though, there's always been that rumor that Elton John, Rod Stewart and Freddie Mercury were at one point going to start a side project called, "Hair, Nose and Teeth," but they could never get it off the ground...Because they couldn't agree on the billing order. So maybe it was meant to be ironic.

At least they dropped the "Small" which, given the gargantuan proportions of some of their features, would have been even funnier.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 03:04:17 PM  
i41.tinypic.com

why not give tetsu a call. he's already got the zemaitis bass...

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 03:37:28 PM  
This is relevant to my interests.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 04:01:12 PM  
Ron Wood and Rod Stewart claims to have an album's worth of new Faces Feces material for upcoming reunion.

/ftfy

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 05:32:02 PM  
Flea could fit in with any band musically. On bass or trumpet.

 
InmanRoshi 2009-01-22 06:10:17 PM  
So in other words a member of the most overrated band in music history is going to sit in with the remaining members of the most underrated band in music history.

 
CaptainScrewy 2009-01-22 06:13:57 PM  
Same site now says it ain't gonna happen.

 
il Dottore 2009-01-22 06:53:58 PM  
CaptainScrewy: Same site now says it ain't gonna happen.

And there I was rejoicing that local crews worldwide weren't going to have to clean Rod's white marley on their hands and knees for at least another year.

 
mfaby 2009-01-22 07:06:15 PM  
Awww hell NO!

Im sick of those jerk-offs in RHCP.

Bring back Tetsu or GTHO.

 
crushingquiet [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 07:12:24 PM  
Flea and Stewart's people said this isn't happening: Link (new window)

 
zappawizard 2009-01-22 07:26:19 PM  
Was Rudy Sarzo not available?

seriously, they should get Chris Dreja, Rick Richards or Johnny Colt to do it

Greg Ridley would've been awesome, but he be deads

 
LewDux 2009-01-22 07:41:26 PM  
crushingquiet: Flea and Stewart's people said this isn't happening: Link (new window)

Who are you, gentleman?
We are Flea's people

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2009-01-22 08:18:13 PM  
there's something on the newswire about Ron Wood killed in a plane crash:

Ron Wood Presumed Dead In Private Plane Crash (new window)

 
The Viewer 2009-01-22 10:57:04 PM  
I wish that
I knew what I know now
When I was younger...

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-01-23 03:04:47 AM  
It will definitely breath some life in to the project, but Ronnie is no slouch on bass; would be interesting to hear the difference between the two. I know, it doesnt work that way.

Bob Daisley would be cool too.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-01-23 04:34:23 AM  
One night at work (a busy bar), someone had brought up Rod Stewart for whatever reason. For equally forgotten reasons I launched into a loud diatribe about how much he sucks and that the world would be better off if he just died, perhaps leaving a copy of "Stay With Me" as a rare evidence of rock and/or roll. For some reason everyone in front of me appeared mortified and as though the blood had drained from their faces. Sure enough, behind me the entire time was...Rod Stewart. I had been tipped into my rant by overhearing the "Rod Stewart" part of the conversation but missing the "is over there and needs a dry Manhattan" part. Since I was working behind the bar, I couldn't just slink away like every fiber in my body yearned to at that moment. I couldn't apologize because that would entail admitting guilt when I still wasn't sure that he had heard me, or seen me throwing my hands to the sky to further illustrate, in case my words were inadequate, just how badly he sucked. Basically, I just moped around for about an hour until the whole mess was over.

Left a great tip, though. Unusual from famous people to begin with, let alone to some guy who had just an hour before decried you as the divining rod of all things Suck.

 
farkforward 2009-01-23 06:54:18 AM  
the small faces were so called because they were all small, and 'faces' was a mod word for someone known in mod circles, as cool. The faces was formed when 3 small faces mixed with other musicians from the area after the SFs split. Not really a name change, more a new band.
I've met ronnie, rod and flea, mainly mad ronnie though, he's a top nut case.

 
FDR Jones 2009-01-23 08:16:27 AM  
never got into the Faces. i think i'll listen to ANIAGAAWTABH right now and see if it jibes with me.

my vote for best proto-band: Them or the Bluesbreakers

 
Farkin' Found It! 2009-01-23 08:35:33 AM  
Flea is a competent bassist, professional and a good egg - I'm sure he'll breathe new life into The Faces' stalwart catalog of tunes.

/Hoping that they put Vancouver, BC on their list of places to tour.

 
pope183 2009-01-23 09:08:32 AM  
unremarkable asterisk: Flea doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
It must be exhausting.



Nihilists! fark me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

 
tedbundee 2009-01-23 12:08:58 PM  
Wood and Rod are shootin for new Faces?

 
nmiguy 2009-01-23 01:48:48 PM  
Ron Wood, Rod Steward and Flea? That. Just. Might. Work...

(Imagining Flea's funky ass bass lines with Ronnie's Blues-raock Stonesey stuff and Rod "I just drank a gallon of cum vocals" - It might work!)

 
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