good practice for dealing with the VP

;-)

That wasn't his first boss. His first job was at an ice cream shop. Now, if a rat ran up his leg at the ice cream shop...I don't think I'd want to eat at that place.

Lando Lincoln: That wasn't his first boss. His first job was at an ice cream shop. Now, if a rat ran up his leg at the ice cream shop...I don't think I'd want to eat at that place.

Yeah. This was a law firm.

Which probably explains why he was so calm during the presentation. He was staring at a whole room of rats.

WBBM

hahaha poop

1) cool story
2) nice headline

/just cause

Inside the pants or outside?

It's because he's a vampire, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!?

I thought this was another Blago headline.

CarnySaur: It's because he's a vampire, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!?

Shhh don't give away our plot so soon the NSA will....
+++NO CARRIER+++

Darconix: You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now.

Obama represented fraudulent lenders? It didn't say that anywhere in the article...

And that rat's name was Tony Rezko.

Mercutio74: Obama represented fraudulent lenders? It didn't say that anywhere in the article...

No kidding. If only Obama had defended the right of creditors to refuse to lend to people simply on the basis of their skin color, the economy would be great.

Wait, scratch that. The actual problem is that taxes on rich people are too high. If taxes had been lower, the economy never would have fallen. Therefore, tax cuts and only tax cuts can save us.

Mercutio74: Darconix: You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now.

Obama represented fraudulent lenders? It didn't say that anywhere in the article...

No the other side. He represented the people who willingly ran up their credit card bills and took loans they could never possibly afford.

Also, don't blame the lenders, blame the loan officers. They often times worked for seperate companies.

Billy McGoodGuy: I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of.

Gun control.

Billy McGoodGuy: he is so calm, cool, and collected. More than worthy of all of the praise he receives.

ambiguous troll is ambiguous

Billy McGoodGuy: Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of. You don't get to be the first black President by being wrong. You get to be the first black President by being so right about everything that people no longer have an option to ignore you. There has never, in the history of our nation, been a person more right on everything than Obama is now.

The dual hyperbole is like a sinewave .

CarnySaur: It's because he's a vampire, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!?

As long as he won't release the birth certificate, we'll just have to assume he is.

Billy McGoodGuy: Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of. You don't get to be the first black President by being wrong. You get to be the first black President by being so right about everything that people no longer have an option to ignore you. There has never, in the history of our nation, been a person more right on everything than Obama is now.

Dude, it doesn't work if you troll libs in one thread and freepers in another.

Billy McGoodGuy: Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of. You don't get to be the first black President by being wrong. You get to be the first black President by being so right about everything that people no longer have an option to ignore you. There has never, in the history of our nation, been a person more right on everything than Obama is now.

Holy fark! The trolls are eating each other now!

So he allows rats to run all over him?


/not good

Dimensio: Gun control.

...because it's wrong to defend the rights of states to set their own gun policies.

haplo53: CarnySaur: It's because he's a vampire, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!?

As long as he won't release the birth certificate, we'll just have to assume he is.

I heard he was hatched from a bowling ball at work today.....

Darconix
Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

You don't believe that EVERYONE is entitled to legal representation? That's weird I thought there was something about this on a piece of paper that citizens hold so dear...

Billy McGoodGuy: Dimensio: Billy McGoodGuy: I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of.

Gun control.

Do you even understand his stance on this? It is complicated. Not for amateurs.

President Obama endorses reinstatement of the entirely unreasonable and irrational "assault weapons ban". He also supports closing a "gun show loophole", which is actually a fiction invented by proponents of unreasonable firearms control; advocating action upon an entirely fictional premise is itself irrational.

For some reason the first thing I thought of:

Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.



Your reaching buddy.

Redlining is arbitrarily denying credit due to colour and neighbourhood using a pre agreed upon map. Even if you are financially able to afford health insurance you are denied because of where you sit on the map.

Under redlining, if I was ethnic, owned a house in Compton yet was able to afford insurance I could still be denied insurance or a loan due to the neighbourhood.

Dimensio: proponents of unreasonable firearms control

What, if any, type of law do you think constitutes a "reasonable" firearms control?

By that standard, Tori Amos could be a damn fine prez as well.

Liberals base preparedness for running a country on something as trivial as being capable of shaking a rat off of one's leg? It's no wonder the Dems vote inexperienced people into office when using such a strange criteria for supporting a candidate.

Not An Alt: I heard he was hatched from a bowling ball at work today.....

Well, at least he wasn't born yesterday.

reilmb: Billy McGoodGuy: Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of. You don't get to be the first black President by being wrong. You get to be the first black President by being so right about everything that people no longer have an option to ignore you. There has never, in the history of our nation, been a person more right on everything than Obama is now.

The dual hyperbole is like a sinewave .

nicely stated

Mercutio74: Holy fark! The trolls are eating each other now!

And this is a bad thing?

Gated Community Organizer: So he allows rats to run all over him?


/not good

That's just a sample of things to come. He probably knows about a half dozen terrorists plots in the country right now and is just sitting there cool and collected doing nothing about it. That's what you get libs for electing someone weak on defense.

NOW WE ARE ALL DOOMED

I had a chipmunk run up my leg while i was on acid once (no, really, people who were not on acid witnessed this).

I believe this now puts me ahead of Sarah Palin on presidential experience. I shall run against her for the GOP nomination.

Toonz '12
He's not an elitist, he's just as dumb as you are, so he'd be awesome as President!
(drink more Brawndo)

Gumercules: No the other side. He represented the people who willingly ran up their credit card bills and took loans they could never possibly afford.

Wow, I had no idea it was such a conspiracy (or that black people were so bad with credit).

Also, don't blame the lenders, blame the loan officers. They often times worked for seperate companies.

In any case, bad loans with fraudulent applications were offered knowingly and then that debt was sold to other entities. You might have had ignorant borrowers, but on the other hand, you had evil lenders.

Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

Nice to see the bigots come out in force...

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/economics/story/53802.html

Subprime lending offered high-cost loans to the weakest borrowers during the housing boom that lasted from 2001 to 2007. Subprime lending was at its height from 2004 to 2006.

Federal Reserve Board data show that:

* More than 84 percent of the subprime mortgages in 2006 were issued by private lending institutions.

* Private firms made nearly 83 percent of the subprime loans to low- and moderate-income borrowers that year.

* Only one of the top 25 subprime lenders in 2006 was directly subject to the housing law that's being lambasted by conservative critics.

The "turmoil in financial markets clearly was triggered by a dramatic weakening of underwriting standards for U.S. subprime mortgages, beginning in late 2004 and extending into 2007," the President's Working Group on Financial Markets reported Friday.

Semi-Sane: Liberals base preparedness for running a country on something as trivial as being capable of shaking a rat off of one's leg? It's no wonder the Dems vote inexperienced people into office when using such a strange criteria for supporting a candidate.

he should have moved closer to Russia so you common sense types could jump on board.

Billy McGoodGuy: Machine guns kill people. End of story. NEXT!!

I made no mention of "machine guns". Your reply is a non-sequitur.

reilmb:

The dual hyperbole is like a sinewave .

Not An Alt:

Dude, it doesn't work if you troll libs in one thread and freepers in another.

Mercutio74:

Holy fark! The trolls are eating each other now!


Dude, I put those retard trolls on ignore so I wouldn't have to be exposed to their parasitic stupidity any more. Please, please stop quoting them.

Billy McGoodGuy: Dimensio: Billy McGoodGuy: Dimensio: Billy McGoodGuy: I challenge you to find a single thing Obama has ever been on the wrong side of.

Gun control.

Do you even understand his stance on this? It is complicated. Not for amateurs.

President Obama endorses reinstatement of the entirely unreasonable and irrational "assault weapons ban". He also supports closing a "gun show loophole", which is actually a fiction invented by proponents of unreasonable firearms control; advocating action upon an entirely fictional premise is itself irrational.

Machine guns kill people. End of story. NEXT!!

Hand guns kill more people in the US.

Lando Lincoln: Mercutio74: Holy fark! The trolls are eating each other now!

And this is a bad thing?

I just never thought I'd see it. It's... _beautiful.

Not An Alt: Billy McGoodGuy: he is so calm, cool, and collected. More than worthy of all of the praise he receives.

ambiguous troll is ambiguous

I would argue that a troll can't be ambiguous without diluting the trollness to something that's not even trolly. There is an inverse relationship between ambiguity and troll.

OozoSoozo: parasitic

Which is why they'll catch a ride on their host to you every time. Don't sweat it.

Is anyone watching MSNBC live feed of Obama at the State Dept?

Semi-Sane: Liberals base preparedness for running a country on something as trivial as being capable of shaking a rat off of one's leg? It's no wonder the Dems vote inexperienced people into office when using such a strange criteria for supporting a candidate.

POW!

For all of you who cant stop kissing Obamas ass

and for those of you who cant stop blowing him

OozoSoozo: Dude, I put those retard trolls on ignore so I wouldn't have to be exposed to their parasitic stupidity any more. Please, please stop quoting them.

Then put me on ignore too... that way you won't have to pretend I care about you when I quote something.

Oh, and for your trouble...


Darconix: Yeah. Figures that while working here Obama represented folks who claimed they were victims of "credit discrimination." You know, the same folks who caused part of this financial mess we're in right now. And Obama was on the wrong side of it then, just as he is now.

That should do it...

LocalCynic: ...because it's wrong to defend the rights of states to set their own gun policies.

Kinda, yeah. That's what Federal laws are for. The majority of the citizens of the state of Georgia might not have a problem with re-instating slavery, but our Federal laws prevent it. The state of California might have enough anti-gun citizens living there to vote for enacting laws preventing any ownership of guns, but our Federal laws prevent it.

mcoctopus: Is anyone watching MSNBC live feed of Obama at the State Dept?

Is a rodent running up this leg? What's going on at the state department? Hillrod getting sworn in?