Hey Subby, I'm gonna hafta read this later, but could you do me one little favour?... Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me?... Thanks.

Put the boots to subby. Medium-style.

NICE!


Think they have anyone sewn back together wrong? :)

Brutal

I'm glad they're doing something that can be appreciated by regular jack-offs.

It just goes to show, they will make everything metal, they will make it blacker then the blackest black times infinity. Even stuff like ballet!

They're making ballet metal. Both literally and figuratively.

I look forward to this ballet-type theatrical hybrid event.

No offense but I gotta say this whole thing, it uh, it lacks zazz.

As long as they record it on water. I don't like my ballet looking and sounding digital.

That ballets is dildos.

""I've been a heavy metal fan for a long time. I've always danced to metal,"

You're doing it wrong

PREPARE THE LASER BEAM

Whorbal: No offense but I gotta say this whole thing, it uh, it lacks zazz.

Could you please stop saying zazz?

Someone sold their soul for ballet fame.

GO FORTH AND FOUETTE ROND DE JAMBE EN TOURNANT!

seabass242: As long as they record it on water. I don't like my ballet looking and sounding digital.

Yeas, theres toos manys of those microchips inst there

Whys can'ts I's learns to dances?

Stupid troll knocked out the DSL and now it takes two minutes to get to tits.

No fatty, no going to da bathroom in da ballet!

It's a ballet, for fish.

Ya, fish don'ts haves any ballets.

I'm Doctor Ballet, the Ballet Clown!

I smoke cigarettes to keep my figure!

Bondidude 2009-01-22 01:06:30 PM
I'm Doctor Ballet, the Ballet Clown!

I smoke cigarettes to keep my figure!
FTW!

Bondidude: I'm Doctor Ballet, the Ballet Clown!

I smoke cigarettes to keep my figure!

did you get banned from VH1 cause they could see your junk through your jumpsuit?

Space helicopters FTW

Galbalin: Bondidude: I'm Doctor Ballet, the Ballet Clown!

I smoke cigarettes to keep my figure!

did you get banned from VH1 cause they could see your junk through your jumpsuit?

My tights were a little too tight.

I smoke cigarettes, yeah!

those ballerinas need to visit the food libraries more!

Give that lady a banana sticker

They must pay me for a good review. I am the fans.

We call out to the prima ballerinas to come forth and join us.
This dance is yours.
Because, one day, we will all be with you on the blackened stage.
One day, we will all plié into the water.
Plié. Into. The water.
Live. There. Die. There.
Un. Deux. Trois. Quatre.

I'll need some totally awesome sweet Alabama liquid snake for this.

An official statement from Dethklok calls this "A psychotic day of insane celebration for regular jack-offs.".

Research shows that most ballet dancers have either been brutally beaten or mentally abused as children.

They dance on the brink of madness.

Gunny Highway: Hey Subby, I'm gonna hafta read this later, but could you do me one little favour?... Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me?... Thanks.

Prefers the Gutter Ballet.

douchebags

hey, bloodpunchguts, that would make a good song name. someone should write a song about that.

i think we did. uh, yeah we did. remember?

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