was it the blonde one?

FeedTheCollapse: was it the blonde one?

Not only that, but the blonde one with big fake tits!

/she distinguished herself by being dumb enough to insult Bret's fake hair
//you do NOT insult the glory that is Bret Michaels' hair

Just say no to SbB

robsul82: FeedTheCollapse: was it the blonde one?

Not only that, but the blonde one with big fake tits!

/she distinguished herself by being dumb enough to insult Bret's fake hair
//you do NOT insult the glory that is Bret Michaels' hair

I have not watched that show but I did not know that his hair is fake. Is it one of those weave messes????

Wild Eyed and Wicked: robsul82: FeedTheCollapse: was it the blonde one?

Not only that, but the blonde one with big fake tits!

/she distinguished herself by being dumb enough to insult Bret's fake hair
//you do NOT insult the glory that is Bret Michaels' hair

I have not watched that show but I did not know that his hair is fake. Is it one of those weave messes????


Hard to tell, he's REALLY commited to wearing bandanas and curled up cowboy hats. And saying 'Hey-ooohhh!' alot.

/Yes. I watch it. All of it. And then I feel much better about myself. Just like Celebrity Rehab. And The Surreal Life. VH1 exists to make us realize celebs are, well, as scripted as possible for 'a reality show'.
//Dr.Drew is cool, tho. Seems he could talk Charlie Manson down if you asked him to.

I'm ashamed to say that I watch this show, but it's so much fun to point and laugh at the idiots!

I mean... come on... don't you feel better knowing that you're not stupid enough to think you'll have a love connection with a guy who couldn't get it from the first two seasons? And that you're smart enough to know that if you're going to write a rap for said guy that you shouldn't write it on the back of your STD info sheets?

Miracle Whip:
//Dr.Drew is cool, tho. Seems he could talk Charlie Manson down if you asked him to.

And he keeps putting drug addict B-list celebrities on television and has no idea why they continue to be drug addicts.

Keep them off TV. Do you know if they pay them for that shiat?

A> Didn't Joanie Laurer (AKA China/Chyna/Can'tUseMyNameBecauseVinceOwnsIT)
have a similiar injury during a house match?

B> Am I the only man who involuntarily clenches all my core
muscles when I think about this happening?

I think it was the first season of Flava of Love and the girls had to do some rock star challenge. They go to some location with a fake hotel room set up in a parking lot and who ever can trash it the best wins. They announce that there will be a celebrity rock star to help coach them. In rolls Steven Adler!

Dude was so toasted he couldn't even stand or talk. They showed him on camera for all of 20 seconds during the whole segment. Anyone remember that? Good to see VH1 gave him another shot.

/not sure why that popped in my head
//I also just signed up for acting classes with Jeff Conaway
///all those shows are just sad though

Bottom of the barrel skanks with severe self esteem issues. I think that Bret is in it for the money and the "fame" to support his tours. I highly doubt he would marry any one of those female dirtbags.

To those of you that are ashamed that you watch this show I've got a suggestion. Stop.

If you keep watching it, they keep making it.

I blame you people for Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, and the live action Tick.

Gunny Highway:
And he keeps putting drug addict B-list celebrities on television and has no idea why they continue to be drug addicts.

Keep them off TV. Do you know if they pay them for that shiat?

I think their treatment is just covered, and it seems like some (if not all) of them couldn't afford the treatment on their own.

Also, from the couple of shows that I've seen, it seems like the celebrities are more concerned with drugs (staying off them or going back to them-depending on if your name ends in "Conway") than being on television.

I agree with Mayo, Dr. Drew seems like a pretty decent man.

devirginizer:
Also, from the couple of shows that I've seen, it seems like the celebrities are more concerned with drugs (staying off them or going back to them-depending on if your name ends in "Conway") than being on television.

And given the condition the celebs are in, I don't think they could fake that (even if they were talented actors).

devirginizer: Also, from the couple of shows that I've seen, it seems like the celebrities are more concerned with drugs (staying off them or going back to them-depending on if your name ends in "Conway") than being on television.

But the same people keep showing up for all his shows. I mean Im sure they want to get better but they do love being on TV/tabloids. Everyone just seems to relapse. Im not saying kicking an addiction is easy, its not, but I dont think putting your success/failure on national television is a healthy way for these B-listers to get better.

And I also think Dr. Drew is a decent man and a fine doctor.

boob

Wild Eyed and Wicked: I have not watched that show but I did not know that his hair is fake. Is it one of those weave messes????

Well, in his defense, he's been pretty open about using hair extensions. Not like he's bald under the cowboy hat.

DjangoStonereaver: A> Didn't Joanie Laurer (AKA China/Chyna/Can'tUseMyNameBecauseVinceOwnsIT)
have a similiar injury during a house match?

Yes. She goes in excruciating detail in some of her interviews. It didn't sound like too much fun.

B> Am I the only man who involuntarily clenches all my core muscles when I think about this happening?

Probably. From others who have had the experience, it is simply a burning sensation that wouldn't go away, like horrible heartburn.
YMMV

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The cat fighting interviews at the end were pretty decent. "If she popped her boobs, she must have gotten them done in Tijuana."

unfarkingbelievable: Bottom of the barrel skanks with severe self esteem issues. I think that Bret is in it for the money and the "fame" to support his tours. I highly doubt he would marry any one of those female dirtbags.

Actually, Bret and the skanks are just monkeys dancing for your amusement to sell commercial time.
The only thing that makes Bret better than the skanks is that he is a recurring character.

OW. That sounds like crazy farking painful.

omahatattoo: I blame you people for Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, and the live action Tick.

Don't you mean you blame them for the fates of the above shows? Even the worst episode of each of your examples is a trillion times better than any so called reality show.

Dr. Drew got Ricco Rodriguez clean. He's good people.

SbB on the music tab? WTF does this have to do with sports? "A hockey themed segment"?

What's next, links in the business tab his incoherent ramblings on contract option values?

galactus5000: omahatattoo: I blame you people for Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, and the live action Tick.

Don't you mean you blame them for the fates of the above shows? Even the worst episode of each of your examples is a trillion times better than any so called reality show.
Exactly what I meant.

/Next time I need to finish my coffee before posting.

omahatattoo: I blame you people for Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, and the live action Tick.


Spoon!

I really wanted to be a rock star until I saw what a collection of skanks it attracts. Im sure Brett has had better in his day, but he is as washed up as the rest of those sea donkeys.

And at the end of the episode he tells this chick to get the fark out. All the other girls cheer.

/Yes the wife and I watch the show.
//I'm guessing he's going to pick the Penthouse pet.

robsul82: FeedTheCollapse: was it the blonde one?

Not only that, but the blonde one with big fake tits!

Which one? There seemed to be A LOT of big fake boobs in there.

hey, where the heck are the pics. i can't believe you farkers have not even posted one pic of the chick (s) on rock of love bus. i watch for the foobies. and the skanks.

Every time a breast implant pops a kitty sheds a tear.

I've never been so ashamed to have the thought "Hey, I alread knew that" pass through my mind whilst reading a headline.

I was expecting it to deflate like a four day old balloon.

GavinTheAlmighty: Dr. Drew got Ricco Rodriguez clean. He's good people.

I hated him when he came on the show but I really began to hope he did well - I hope he still is clean.

Now, Steven Adler is doomed, I fear - I don't think there is a snowballs chance in hell he is going to make it for more than a day outside of a lockdown environment. Bless his heart - he is too far gone and does not really want to quit.

... but did she ask to get off the catapult?

/I came here to be NUMBER ONE!

I was slightly enthusiastic when I first read the headline as "pops her breast out" sadly disappointed to learn it was a popped implant. BOOOOOO

MrSpeed: I was expecting it to deflate like a four day old balloon.


THIS. I was hoping to hear the "pbpbpbpbpblblblblblblbl" sound of it deflating. I was very disappointed.

She'd better hope it was a saline implant. Silicone implant leaking causes huge health issues. But she'll just go back to the doc and he'll stuff even bigger funbags in her.

ok if you get flat you call AAA right?
who the hell you gonna call to reinflate a popped boob???

Sid Vicious' Corpse: MrSpeed: I was expecting it to deflate like a four day old balloon.


THIS. I was hoping to hear the "pbpbpbpbpblblblblblblbl" sound of it deflating. I was very disappointed.

She'd better hope it was a saline implant. Silicone implant leaking causes huge health issues. But she'll just go back to the doc and he'll stuff even bigger funbags in her.

She was asked this very question by the paramedic during the episode. Shows you her intelligence level for knot even knowing what she put into her body.

/Mine too for even watching but it's one of my few guilty pleasures.
//Wife got me hooked.
///Rooting for the brunette from Georgia

omahatattoo: To those of you that are ashamed that you watch this show I've got a suggestion. Stop.

If you keep watching it, they keep making it.

I blame you people for Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, and the live action Tick.

Speaking as someone who adored "Pushing Daisies," you can ALSO enjoy "Rock of Love Bus" as a wholly different...experience. Haha.

espiaboricua: robsul82: FeedTheCollapse: was it the blonde one?

Not only that, but the blonde one with big fake tits!

Which one? There seemed to be A LOT of big fake boobs in there.

That's the joke.

Wild Eyed and Wicked: robsul82: FeedTheCollapse: was it the blonde one?

Not only that, but the blonde one with big fake tits!

/she distinguished herself by being dumb enough to insult Bret's fake hair
//you do NOT insult the glory that is Bret Michaels' hair

I have not watched that show but I did not know that his hair is fake. Is it one of those weave messes????

In the elimination segment, just before telling the girl to get the fark out, he said "these are the best hair extensions that Europe can offer."

Oh my god, the SbB virus is now spreading to other tabs! Stop the insanity!

A story involving implants and not a single boob picture?

Fark has let me down.

WHERS THE PICS?

I admit, I watch Rock of Love religiously. It's total skanktastic. I love women who dress trashy. I'd hit almost all of them except the black one, and the one that wrote poetry on an STD pamphlet, since she probably has STDs.

British: WHERS THE PICS?

I admit, I watch Rock of Love religiously. It's total skanktastic. I love women who dress trashy. I'd hit almost all of them except the black one, and the one that wrote poetry on an STD pamphlet, since she probably has STDs.

To get the type of sheet she had? She had to have been tested positive for an STD. The clinic at my hospital only gives those out when someone tests positive for something. At the very least she must have thought that she had those for her to pick those sheets up to begin with...