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(Daily Mail) Scary The photo of Amy Winehouse that convinced Amy Winehouse to stop doing drugs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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sirgrim [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 12:45:21 AM  
Can someone photoshop a syringe on her shoulder like the fat chick with a cookie? Thanks.

 
queenb4biatch [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 12:46:49 AM  
that picture makes me want to do drugs, to burn it out of my mind

 
ProLurker 2009-01-21 12:47:16 AM  
Good god.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 12:54:15 AM  
She looks like a donkey having a horse race with an octopus.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 12:58:12 AM  
She looks like Terri Hatcher with AIDS.

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:01:16 AM  
She looks like a donkey having a horse race with an....DOH!!!

 
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:06:28 AM  
Well Amy, don't search for any other pics because there are some out there that might send you to a nunnery

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:09:33 AM  
She was raped by AIDS and AIDS got the raw deal.

 
LordPistachio 2009-01-21 01:10:49 AM  
THERE IS NO GOD

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
BobtheFascist 2009-01-21 01:12:15 AM  
I had no idea she was only 25.

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:17:57 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

That is all.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:18:08 AM  
But hey she's thin!

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:19:10 AM  
whyerhead: That is all.

Heh. Nice to see I wasn't the only person thinking "wait, there's bewbs, but... wait. No. Can't be. That's a chick?"

/must admit I don't know much about Amy Winehouse
//first pic I've seen of her, I think

 
ChiliBoots [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:28:21 AM  
When did Andy Samberg take up meth?

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:29:55 AM  
BobtheFascist: I had no idea she was only 25.

Holy shiat. She's only a bit more than 2 years older than me and she at least 10 years, at best.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:31:06 AM  
BobtheFascist: I had no idea she was only 25.

Holy shiat. She's only a bit more than 2 years older than me and she looks at least 10 years older, at best.


/I'm going to get off the Intertubes before I hurt myself.

 
Renowned transvestite sexologist 2009-01-21 01:41:11 AM  
I have no idea who that is. Is she important for some reason?

 
NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 01:44:51 AM  
Are they sure one of the members of the Rolling Stones didn't get a sex change?

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 02:01:22 AM  
ChiliBoots: When did Andy Samberg take up meth?

When did Adam Corolla become a drag queen?

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-21 02:01:53 AM  
(T|G)ranny tri-fecta in play?

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 02:04:45 AM  
Sun God: ChiliBoots: When did Andy Samberg take up meth?

When did Adam Corolla become a drag queen?


Sorry, I meant Garry Shandling on meth.

 
preppunk19 [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 02:38:59 AM  
Was the pool photographer Jill Greenberg?

 
Bonzo_1116 2009-01-21 03:48:08 AM  
I think it's more the expression on her face than anything else...

Actually, the more pics I see of her, the more she looks like an average person. Run down and hard-living yeah, but with average looks. She also seems to get photographed alot without makeup, under harsh lighting from the paparazzi flash.

This is what a 5 out of 10 looks like under intense photographic scrutiny. This is why she terrifies us all, because this is how all us regular people would look--and it's horrifying compared to the 9s and 10s that we are normally spoonfed as celebrities.

She is too real, and this is what is frightening. It's like hearing a recording of your own voice.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 04:06:25 AM  
Bonzo_1116: She is too real, and this is what is frightening. It's like hearing a recording of your own voice.

I'm pretty sure the thread is about a fake photo.

 
inthrees 2009-01-21 04:07:10 AM  
I haven't ever seen an attractive photo of her.

Which is ok, either she's never been my type or she just wasn't genetically 'lucky'.

But... wow, work with what you have, not against it.

 
Bonzo_1116 2009-01-21 04:11:22 AM  
Sun God: Bonzo_1116: She is too real, and this is what is frightening. It's like hearing a recording of your own voice.

I'm pretty sure the thread is about a fake photo.


Why do you think it's a fake? The ballet slippers?

seriously, who'd go out for a night of heavy drinking with ballet slippers???

and my previous comment pretty much holds true for all the pics I've seen of her.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 04:21:33 AM  
That's by no means the worst photo of her out there. The ones with her crappy tattoos and crawled-out-from-under-a-rock skin tone on a beach might make her give up breathing.

 
tagjim 2009-01-21 05:01:55 AM  
inthrees: I haven't ever seen an attractive photo of her.

Which is ok, either she's never been my type or she just wasn't genetically 'lucky'.

But... wow, work with what you have, not against it.


blog.jacarandafm.com

 
abigsmurf 2009-01-21 05:06:11 AM  
Wow, all that dental work she had done only served to highlight the huge gap between the front teeth.

But anyway, does anyone seriously believe she's going to stay off of drugs?

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-21 05:11:30 AM  
Sun God: I'm pretty sure the thread is about a fake photo.

I'm pretty sure you're wrong, unless BBC news paid Industrial Light and Magic to produce the footage showing her scrapping with the paparazzo who took that photo. It's unsharp masked and desaturated (pixels, etc.), but it shows a real event.

I hate the fact that parts of my brain are devoted to knowledge of Amy farking Winehouse. Anybody got any drugs so I can get over it ?

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 05:34:17 AM  
FarkinNortherner: It's unsharp masked and desaturated (pixels, etc.), but it shows a real event.

I hate the fact that parts of my brain are devoted to knowledge of Amy farking Winehouse. Anybody got any drugs so I can get over it ?


I think the photo in question has been modified in the facial area. It looks like the face is of someone else. Amy Winehouse is an ugly person, but she doesn't look like a 45 year old man, unless she's going to die next week. Which might be probable, but probably isn't going to happen.

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-01-21 05:53:46 AM  
BobtheFascist: I had no idea she was only 25.

Me either, it genuinely shocked me as I thought she was pushing into the 30s.

 
outatime 2009-01-21 06:08:21 AM  
bingethinker: That's by no means the worst photo of her out there.

Exactly what I came to say. She looks almost human in this one. Some of the others make her look like an evil muppet that's been tied to the bumper of a car for six hundred miles.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-21 06:15:16 AM  
outatime: an evil muppet that's been tied to the bumper of a car for six hundred miles.

Haha, nice.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Sun God: she doesn't look like a 45 year old man, unless she's going to die next week

You're right. I don't know any 45 year old men who look that ill.

 
Alphax 2009-01-21 06:37:33 AM  
Hell, I don't think I've met anyone under 60 who looked that bad. Perhaps 70.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-21 06:58:00 AM  
Malbar: Who would eat her out for $2,500? Be honest.

Eww. You could add a nought to that to that and I'd still require the results of her full STD test and a thorough decontamination scrub before I'd consider going anywhere near her.

 
Bicycle safety tip 2009-01-21 07:20:21 AM  
Malbar: Who would eat her out for $2,500? Be honest.

You just made my favorites list.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 07:22:56 AM  
FarkinNortherner: Sun God: she doesn't look like a 45 year old man, unless she's going to die next week

You're right. I don't know any 45 year old men who look that ill.


Yeesh. That's ugly. Looks like meth picking sores, but also like, uh, I don't know. It's fu*cking hideous.

 
Elmo Jones 2009-01-21 07:44:43 AM  
Malbar: Who would eat her out for $2,500? Be honest.

You just saved me $2,500 in food. Thanks.

 
Scutter 2009-01-21 07:46:18 AM  
Amy who, now?

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 08:03:19 AM  
NewportBarGuy: She was raped by AIDS and AIDS got the raw dealdied of itself.

 
FlyingPig [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 08:19:27 AM  
Yeaaaahhhh, I'm pretty sure she hasn't stopped doing drugs for good.

 
DubyaHater 2009-01-21 08:19:49 AM  
tagjim: inthrees: I haven't ever seen an attractive photo of her.

Which is ok, either she's never been my type or she just wasn't genetically 'lucky'.

But... wow, work with what you have, not against it.


Sorry man, even then......ICK!!!!

/wouldn't touch it with your penis

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-01-21 08:30:11 AM  
DubyaHater: tagjim: inthrees: I haven't ever seen an attractive photo of her.

Which is ok, either she's never been my type or she just wasn't genetically 'lucky'.

But... wow, work with what you have, not against it.

Sorry man, even then......ICK!!!!

/wouldn't touch it with your penis


Why are you holding my penis in the first place?

 
Dicky B 2009-01-21 08:32:25 AM  
Holy SHIAT! She's not even 30? Wow. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

/old enough to be her father
//look young enough to be her son
///in comparison, that is

 
PeppaJack [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 08:33:45 AM  
obligatory
img.metro.co.uk

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 08:51:53 AM  
Malbar: Who would eat her out for $2,500? Be honest.

Meh, give her a couple more months to fill back out and I would. Hell, she's got some money and I could use a new sugar momma. Besides, she'd be pretty easy to steal from. I can't imagine she keeps up with her finances like she should.

/for $2500 I could go down on her
//wouldn't be able to sleep with her though
///you can't shoot pool with a rope
////not enough Viagra in the world
////I can use a dental damn right?
////otherwise... no, just no

 
yllosubmarine 2009-01-21 08:52:08 AM  
PeppaJack: obligatory

Ugh. The dirty, nasty fingernails bother me as much as that Wicked Witch of the West look on her face. This woman needs to be power washed clean like the side of a barn.

 
veryequiped 2009-01-21 08:58:08 AM  
To all you people that had her in their dead pool... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHhahahahahahaahahahahHAHAAHHAAHAHAhahaahaha...a ahahahahaHAHHAHAHAHahahahahHAHAHAH

 
twobux [TotalFark] 2009-01-21 09:10:31 AM  
Was the Bob Dylan?

 
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