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(Guardian.com) Weird Director Alan Parker to clear Sid Vicious' name in upcoming "Who Killed Nancy?" Up next: Biopics proving Jim Morrison is alive, Brian Jones was drowned by Mick jagger and Graham Parsons' exact burial location   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 18
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jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-01-20 06:52:47 PM  
This is way more plausible than the conspiracy theories about Courtney Love killing Kurt Cobain, for example. Sid and Nancy knew some real scumbags.

I don't think it was a real attempt to frame Sid, or hide the truth -- it was just the way a lot of these investigations go. The story that Sid killed Nancy just seemed to work, and the cops ran with it.

 
asmodeus224 2009-01-20 07:04:56 PM  
Oh yea, it is very important to understand which drug addled heroin dealer/addict killed a drug addled heroin addict amidst the drug addled streets of NYC in the late 70's. I wonder why the cops never launched a massive investigation into this?

 
mikemoto [TotalFark] 2009-01-20 07:19:11 PM  
I believe it's Gram Parsons, not Graham.

 
1979 2009-01-20 07:19:56 PM  
freespace.virgin.net
approves
/wankers!

 
GungFu 2009-01-20 07:24:56 PM  
yeah, but who killed Bambi?

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-01-20 07:50:11 PM  
And Cliff Burton took that double decker bus all the way to Scotland where he still lives today

 
LonMead 2009-01-20 07:51:31 PM  
Jim Morrison is alive. Him and Elvis work the counter at the Dunkin' Donuts in Butte, Montana. Jimmy Hoffa was their manager, but he retired recently.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-01-20 08:09:13 PM  
I just got the Buddy Holly/Ritchie Valens/Big Bopper Black Box Bootleg Album. It's just three minutes of them screaming...but the harmonies are farking amazing....

/Shamelessly stolen
/I'd give credit if I remembered who

 
magical_mystery_meat 2009-01-20 09:42:43 PM  
madmann: amazing

if Nick Hornby wasn't a simpering biatch that would have been a great line to put in High Fidelity

 
hypers36 2009-01-20 09:57:48 PM  
Elvis and The Lizard King are probably somewhere shooting smack together with Jesus.

 
Kanemano 2009-01-20 10:26:36 PM  
How to solve this mystery, two people go into a room, one is stabbed, one person comes out of room.

the butler must of done it

 
John_Rat_Safari 2009-01-20 10:31:47 PM  
John Beverley did it.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-01-20 10:59:05 PM  
gram, not graham.

 
Delawheredad 2009-01-20 11:23:15 PM  
A friend of mine almost got beat up in a bar for insisting the Jim Morrison was dead. His true "believers" are all kinds of messed up.

 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel 2009-01-21 02:55:49 AM  
Waaaah. Bastard. Stop reminding me Graham is dead.

Gram and Emmylou - Love Hurts (new window)

 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel 2009-01-21 02:57:20 AM  
madmann: I just got the Buddy Holly/Ritchie Valens/Big Bopper Black Box Bootleg Album. It's just three minutes of them screaming...but the harmonies are farking amazing....

/Shamelessly stolen
/I'd give credit if I remembered who


Don't know, but it sounds perfect in Bill Hicks' voice...

 
mat catastrophe 2009-01-22 06:51:37 AM  
GungFu: yeah, but who killed Bambi?

never trust a hippie

 
jvcturntable 2009-01-22 02:58:59 PM  
Sigh.... Anybody who's read Please Kill Me knows that there's actually plenty of evidence that a drug dealer who was with Sid and Nancy that night was responsible for the murder. Witnesses who partied with them stated that the last three people in the hotel room were Sid, Nancy and the dealer - and Sid was passed out unconscious.

Not that I'm a fan. Sid was a stupid junkie who could never play his instrument. I just don't think he deserves to go down in history as a murderer.

 
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