Good Lord, gross.

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille."

Did she see 5th Element once too often or something?

There are plenty of worse-looking 50 year olds out there.

It isn't sexy, and it isn't photographically all that interesting either.

Well, in all fairness to Madonna...she looks pretty good for 50.

I wouldn't have hit it when she was 30 though...her vagina had already had more activity by 30 then Jenna Jameson had in her time in porn.

ZAZ: There are plenty of worse-looking 50 20-to-40 year olds out there.

She's gone a bit overboard with some of her face work but as far as anyone can tell the body is still all original factory equipment.

Don't forget about the pets. Domestic animals will also run, screaming out of the room if you click the link.

slayer199: Well, in all fairness to Madonna...she looks pretty good for 50.



That's not how she looks. That's how she looks after heavy airbrushing. This is how she really looks:

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

Holy Tales From the Crypt!

Gee who didn't see this coming?

Walker: he looks. That's how she looks after heavy airbrushing. This is how she re

You owe me some eye bleach. I suppose it wasn't enough to say I wouldn't have hit it when she was 30 (meaning certainly wouldn't hit it at 50). So then you had to burn my eyes with that.

Thanks...I think I'll skip lunch today.

So many wrinkles - so many liver spots!
It's like staring at my own scrotum!!

ZAZ: There are plenty of worse-looking 50 year olds out there.

Yeah, but there are better-looking 50-year-olds out there, too. Sharon Stone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Cattrall, Angela Bassett, Jamie Lee Curtis...

brigid_fitch: ZAZ: There are plenty of worse-looking 50 year olds out there.

...Michelle Pfeiffer...

Could've stopped right there.

I bet she can still suck-start a Harley.

/no quiero

How about the nipple in the bottom left pic?

ZAZ: There are plenty of worse-looking 50 year olds out there.

Oh, how I love that defense. As long as you can find something worse than what you're talking about, you're still good.

"Well, it didn't go as bad as the Battle of Little Big Horn..."

"Hey, I'm not as crazy as Charles Manson..."

"Hey, She's sexier than Nancy Reagan...."

or as I remember from an ancient comedy album by The Committee:

"I got one place left to shoot up!"
"Where?"
"In the EYE!"
"Jesus, you gotta be farked up to shoot up in the farkin' eye!"
"Nah, man. I got a friend, he shoots up in BOTH eyes. HE'S farked up.

That diaper pinned across her boobs scares the bejeebus out of me.

They look like promo shots for "mature" porn.

The airbrush must have reached it's maximum on this pic.

Is that a granny panties version of the thong? It seems awfully tall.

basemetal: The airbrush must have reached it's maximum on this pic.

that was airbrushed? Someone got fired. The new pic has very soft lighting...

FeedTheCollapse: basemetal: The airbrush must have reached it's maximum on this pic.

that was airbrushed? Someone got fired. The new pic has very soft lighting...



...and a softer focus, if I'm not mistaken.

/Yeah, it helps.
/A little.

slayer199: I wouldn't have hit it when she was 30 though...her vagina had already had more activity by 30 then Jenna Jameson had in her time in porn.

Hell yes, she's been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

An example of "aging somewhat better":

Olivia Newton-John, age 60



/link is as hot as a Neutron Bomb
//'tis what we used to call Olivia back in The Day
///where's my onion?

I think she looks good for a 50 year old woman.

SomeBrunette: I think she looks good for a 50 year old woman.

Your guide dog needs a cock punch.

madmann: ...and a softer focus, if I'm not mistaken.

Oooh, who's that babe? She's hot!

The LDV assessment:

1) Other womens have aged better. Olivia Newton John is a prime example and looking pretty damn good.

2) I would hit it. I have no doubt in my mind that Madge is a power-freak in the rack. There would be good times indeed.

3) I would hit it for return engagements. I am a hound.

4) I would try real hard not to look too closely at her face whilst hitting it. Too much work done, aged well it has not.

Submitter : Madonna scares children, adults by posing as creepy 50 year old half nekkid harpy Herpe

FTFY
JC

Man, some women don't age well, now if you told me she was 70, I would say not bad considering, but for 50 - not so.

letdogsvote: The LDV assessment:

2) I would hit it. I have no doubt in my mind that Madge is a power-freak in the rack. There would be good times indeed.



/you're soaking in it
//not a Madge-sturbator

She looks like Debby Harry at 30.

Madonnas new boyfriend is named Jesus?

There's a whole lot of issues right there......

Maybe she shoudl change her name to Jocasta

She looks like Iggy Pop with a sex change.

when 900 years old you are, look as good you will not.

/credit to the wife for that one.

well, I have officially seen one of Madonna's nipples. uh, thanks Fark. I guess.

hmmm not sure

hockeyfarker: well, I have officially seen one of Madonna's nipples. uh, thanks Fark. I guess.

It's hardly like you needed to be a Farker to have seen one of Madonna's nipples before. I think everyone in the world has. Welcome to Earth, dude.

She's ridden hard and got put away wet. Oh yes!

That made my eyes water (In a bad way).

Do they give out the Medal of Freedom for Photoshop skills?

'Cause whoever made her look that good deserves one. And not just for the skill, but also for the iron stomach.