Alrighty then!

Yes Satan? Oh I'm sorry I thought you were someone else.

Nobody wants to play with me!

The llamas were sacked, not lost.

Rochard Gere? Oh, hamster.... sorry my mistake

Richard...damn I hate my computer

How do you lose a llama and who hires a pet tracker to find a lost hamster?

Maybe someone thought it was an elk and shot it.

hire a pet psychic to find missing pets not a pet tracker. pet trackers are for hunting pets.

Arkanaut: How do you lose a llama and who hires a pet tracker to find a lost hamster?

Maybe someone thought it was an elk and shot it.

The llama, or the hamster?

"I don't do humans."

Spidey sense says this guy isn't going to see a cent of that bill from that crazy coont grifter.

So? It can't find beavers then?

/Or monkeys
//Or pussy...... cats

What they should do is have a small explosive in the chip that can be detonated by remote control.

You don't pay the bill, your kids will cry for weeks after watching Fluffy's head get blown off.

That sounds like it would make a humorous movie.

FTA - Oakes was trying to track a Bellevue woman who hired him, then split without paying the bill. That's despite telling him that "money was no object" in the search for her cat, Smokey, court documents say.

Well, it's either the damn cat's fault or its crazy owner... and since I like cats more than their owners, I'm goin' with... it's the turtle's fault.

Is THIS how it's told now?

Mad Canadian: What they should do is have a small explosive in the chip that can be detonated by remote control.

You don't pay the bill, your kids will cry for weeks after watching Fluffy's head get blown off.

Wasn't there a movie with a similar theme?? I think it was Wedlock (new window)

The Llama is a quadruped.

No sir, I don't like it!

Are looking for their lost hampster:



/oh my gawd, they hotlinked Kenny!

iz hydin



no tell fbi

One time I let my hamster out to play on my bed, then I fell asleep.

I looked everywhere and finally found him in a corner trying to squeeze between a shelf and the wall.

so, I knew this lady, my friend was supposed to watch the 2 llamas, "I" left the gate open (swear I didn't) and they got loose. It took us a day to find them and 3 hours to catch them. If you stick your arms out and stare into their eyes, they think your arms are a like a 100 feet long and you can box them in. Damn llamas.

Malinki: iz hydin
*adorable rat pics here*
no tell fbi

The lovely thing about rats is that if you "lose" them in your home, they almost always come back to their cage with time.

We have an escape artist who likes to climb across my sleeping face at 4 a.m. to say "TA-DAH!"

Encyclopedia Brown will take the case...


Answer "Bugs Meany did it"

Pet racker? Don't they usually do pigs and bulls?

JuddyBuddy77: so, I knew this lady, my friend was supposed to watch the 2 llamas, "I" left the gate open (swear I didn't) and they got loose. It took us a day to find them and 3 hours to catch them. If you stick your arms out and stare into their eyes, they think your arms are a like a 100 feet long and you can box them in. Damn llamas.

Well I will sure enjoy that new keyboard...

He can slam King-Kong
And pick up freight trains
On a mission,
To save this cat that was wishin'
He was in his litter
Watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n
Relaxin'
feet cocked-up just a little
With a cod cocktail
And a bowl of tender vittles

Epossumondas: Malinki: iz hydin
*adorable rat pics here*
no tell fbi

The lovely thing about rats is that if you "lose" them in your home, they almost always come back to their cage with time.

We have an escape artist who likes to climb across my sleeping face at 4 a.m. to say "TA-DAH!"


Don't rats have very poor bladder control, so they're essentially peeing constantly as they walk?

In the anus Bob.

apeman12: Richard...damn I hate my computer


ooooohh! NOW your joke finally got funny.

yes. the Richard Gere joke actually is funny. I realize you might think you are the only person on the planet that finds it amusing. Don't let that stop you from posting it in any thread related to animals in any forum. Your comedic genius will eventually be recognized when the rest of the planet stops finding this joke tired and dumb and once again reverts to their junior high school maturity in their senile dementia.

Cuddle time!

JuddyBuddy77: so, I knew this lady, my friend was supposed to watch the 2 llamas, "I" left the gate open (swear I didn't) and they got loose. It took us a day to find them and 3 hours to catch them. If you stick your arms out and stare into their eyes, they think your arms are a like a 100 feet long and you can box them in. Damn llamas.


Big hitter the lama.

/Gunga Galunga

...how do you lose a llama?



Sometimes he likes to just disappear without telling anyone, he's funny that way.

/What... wrong kind of Lama?
/nevermind

Malicious Bastard: One time I let my hamster out to play on my bed, then I fell asleep.

I looked everywhere and finally found him in a corner trying to squeeze between a shelf and the wall.

Anecdote of the day winnar!



Collect your four fingers of sideways moose scotch at this broad's house in Wasilla.

tina come eat your dinner!

The real question is who the fark has $575 to burn for somebody else to find their pet? No really, I want to know. I have time to kill and excellent turtle tracking skills.

Malinki: iz hydin

Top Ramen. It works.

no tell fbi

Destroy Date joke, or He's A Rat joke?

/farking decisions.

this headline is too long. -1

apeman12: Rochard Gere? Oh, hamster.... sorry my mistake

Didja notice I didn't say 'Richard'?

/not obscure on Fark

Epossumondas: The lovely thing about rats is that if you "lose" them in your home, they almost always come back to their cage with time.

We have an escape artist who likes to climb across my sleeping face at 4 a.m. to say "TA-DAH!"

The other day one of the PEWs broke IN to the cage.

Ironclad2: Don't rats have very poor bladder control, so they're essentially peeing constantly as they walk?

It's pretty much intentional. That's how they mark their trail and find the way back home. And yes, the ratty girls have their own dedicated laundry.

davidphogan: Malinki: iz hydin

Top Ramen. It works.

no tell fbi

Destroy Date joke, or He's A Rat joke?

/farking decisions.

Bulls-eye THIS in yer T-16 joke :D

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Seattle this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals.

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY

Oh my god, is Dan Marino OK?!?

Richard Gere.

He's very fat and stupid and persistently wears a ridiculous hat which he should be ashamed of.

We used to live up the street from Herdis McNerny, the local crazy lady whose house was full of animals she raised to sell to pet stores.

Mom let us each buy a gerbil from Mrs. McNerny. The rad part was that gerbils, which cost $5 at the pet store, only cost 50 cents at the Nern's house.

When one of our gerbils inevitably escaped, rather than tell Mom, we went back to the Nern's house with another 50 cents and asked for a gerbil that looked like the one that got away.

This happened five or six times before my folks started to realize they were having a serious mouse problem. (Who knew those little bastards reproduced so fast?) They put out traps and started catching dozens of what they called the "strangest mice" they'd ever seen.

They kept catching them until the day we moved, but so far as I know, they never did figure out where the weird-ass mice really came from.

Epossumondas: Malinki: iz hydin
*adorable rat pics here*
no tell fbi

The lovely thing about rats is that if you "lose" them in your home, they almost always come back to their cage with time.

We have an escape artist who likes to climb across my sleeping face at 4 a.m. to say "TA-DAH!"

My wife "rescued" a rat from a lab she was working at. He was an extra that didn't get to take part in the experiment. We had it for a while but had to give him away because she's allergic to rats. I was kind of bummed. He was really cool. On the bright side, he lived a good life for another 4 years with a friend of ours.

Malicious Bastard: One time I let my hamster out to play on my bed, then I fell asleep.

I looked everywhere and finally found him in a corner trying to squeeze between a shelf and the wall.

I don't know why, but this post cracked me the fark up.

apeman12: Richard...damn I hate my computer

muckin refarkable: Epossumondas: Malinki: iz hydin
*adorable rat pics here*
no tell fbi

The lovely thing about rats is that if you "lose" them in your home, they almost always come back to their cage with time.

We have an escape artist who likes to climb across my sleeping face at 4 a.m. to say "TA-DAH!"

My wife "rescued" a rat from a lab she was working at. He was an extra that didn't get to take part in the experiment. We had it for a while but had to give him away because she's allergic to rats. I was kind of bummed. He was really cool. On the bright side, he lived a good life for another 4 years with a friend of ours.

Wow, 4 years is great!

Our two PEWs were from a vet training program. They were the only two left over after everyone adopted them out, and we got them via a rescue. Then there's the two brown ones, and the two hooded, six total right now. Before that we had three sable dumbos.

Running around and stashing food (new window)

Checkin' out the clean cage (new window)

Making a nest (new window)