I'll take Chainsaw for $1000, Alex.

The woman told police he also pulled her hair.

That just means he has a crush on her.

The woman told police he also pulled her hair.

And that was just going too far.

Anybody that has been married for a decent amount of time knows the correct answer is to agree that she is right and then do what you originally planned to do anyway... my wife likes to refer to it as "spousal deafness".

As some comedian once said, "Women don't want to hear your opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a lower voice."


Chasing her around with a chainsaw doesn't do anybody any good...

The chainsaw never crossed my mind until now...

Too bad I don't have a chansaw. I wonder if my weed-eater will be as effective?

Oh oh! Chainsaw, totally chainsaw. That would be awesome.

Isotope: Too bad I don't have a chansaw. I wonder if my weed-eater will be as effective?

Weed whackers should only be used in disputes with your neighbors...

keylock71: Isotope: Too bad I don't have a chansaw. I wonder if my weed-eater will be as effective?

Weed whackers should only be used in disputes with your neighbors...

Good call. I'm pretty friendly with the neighbors though...maybe he'll let me use his chansaw? =P

Chainsaw sounds about as productive as trying to make a woman listen to logic and reason.

Someone say Chan saw?

Isotope: keylock71: Isotope: Too bad I don't have a chansaw. I wonder if my weed-eater will be as effective?

Weed whackers should only be used in disputes with your neighbors...

Good call. I'm pretty friendly with the neighbors though...maybe he'll let me use his chansaw? =P

I don't want to live in a world where one can't borrow power tools from one's neighbors...

This guy should be locked up.
Chain saws are loud.

/approves

Silvara: Oh oh! Chainsaw, totally chainsaw. That would be awesome.

Not saying I approve, but I understand.

I'm not saying he should have , but I understand

keylock71: Anybody that has been married for a decent amount of time been in the presence of a woman for any amount of time knows the correct answer is to agree that she is right.

stickmangrit: /approves

This is what I came for.

/aaaand I just came again.
//well done.

I must confess, I do love the chainsaw scene in American Psycho.

Chainsaw in one hand, boomstick in the other?

Does that work?



Hot as evil.

Sarcastica75: stickmangrit: /approves

This is what I came for.

Me too. I missed it the first time though because I was expecting the bit from the movie where he's naked and covered in blood.

c) chase her around the home with a chainsaw

Don't be silly! Heh heh. Those reporters, always exaggerating... We never left the living room.

keylock71 I don't want to live in a world where one can't get back borrowed power tools from one's neighbors...

/ftfy

I don't see what good chasing her around the room with this guy would do.

what they don't tell you is that all of those choices will end up in splitting up.

You should never run with a chainsaw. You could trip and disembowel yourself and end up holding your innards in with a mixing bowl while driving yourself to the hospital like one of my parents' old neighbours did. Although he was waving around a circular saw but you get the picture.

Claude Ballse: keylock71 I don't want to live in a world where one can't get back borrowed power tools from one's neighbors...

/ftfy

Hey, I'll give back the snow blower in April, when I borrow the lawn mower until October. Same as every year.

Depends. Is the argument about how much fun it is to chase or be chased by someone with a chainsaw?

"Won't somebody think of the children?"

A, then B, never made it to C.

Well, Mrs. Bugmn is being a royal biatch today so maybe this isn't the best time to ask.

How about D.) Shove the damn bag of cat food up her arse?? Long story. Just trust me, it's D.

It can be quite pleasant if done correctly.

butterwings: I must confess, I do love the chainsaw scene in American Psycho.

What's not to love?

boobsrgood: It can be quite pleasant if done correctly.

That is marvelous and I would like to add that to go with my Model xqj-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker.
Amazon?

All I have is an electric chainsaw. So the chase would be pretty short.

/all tangled up in the extension cord

boobsrgood: It can be quite pleasant if done correctly.

For some reason that reminded me of that gas powered marital-aid bit from Naked Gun / Police Squad, alas there seems to be no visual record of that scene on the tubes at the moment.

I'm not really strong enough to start the chain saw. Can I use the SawzAll?

John Buck 41:
butterwings: I must confess, I do love the chainsaw scene in American Psycho.

What's not to love?

heehee.
who doesn't like Christian Bale's bare bottom?

AlwaysRightBoy: This guy should be locked up.
Chain saws are loud.

Kill Bill..One of the best movies ever on so many levels.

You know, the chainsaw might be an option if you were outside. But it'll stink up a house in no time.

If you're inside when the dispute begins, then I recommend what has gotten me through 43 years of marriage: "Yes, m'love. I'm sorry."

Was he an illegal? Perhaps it is just part of his lovely culture that he has brought with him? Don't be so quick to judge...

cherryl taggart I'm not really strong enough to start the chain saw. Can I use the SawzAll?

Any healthy adult can start a 2 cycle engine, if you know the protocol that particular engine is partial to. The key is not the strength of the pull, it's the speed of the pull.

/this works in other applications, as well.

I just learned the correct response to my ex wife for "I don't need to be lectured on this"

My response
"Well you are sitting in my house so it's ok, I get to do that if I want to."

She left

Why couldn't I have been this smart before?

I'm gonna go with the chainsaw.

Es ist immer und immer C.

only if I'm out of ammo for the BFG.

/always follow through with the chainsaw

/Pre-qualification...Already have my ticket


"Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?"

"A: Nothing, you already told her...twice..."

/Like I said...already booked on the Hellbound Express

Chainsaws are much like shotguns in that there are very few situations that can't be helped with one.