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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Halo enthusiasts get married at wedding officiated by Master Chief - in full exoskeleton body armor - with UNSC Marines serving as ring bearer, bridesmaids   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 177
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whyworry 2009-01-18 04:03:33 PM  
WTF? This story screams for pictures and what does the Orlando Sentinel give us; links to the Science Center, a local university, and a vid about a digital media festival. I hate that paper so much.

 
Zulgaines 2009-01-18 04:32:57 PM  
No pictures?

img.villagephotos.com

Hit them with one.

 
vlakorados 2009-01-18 04:33:56 PM  
No pics? FAIL.

 
ColKurtz 2009-01-18 04:35:40 PM  
I'm guessing their divorce lawyers will be dressed as WOW characters next summer.

 
WFern 2009-01-18 04:35:41 PM  
I'm sure I'll be called a troll for this, but I don't fully "get" Halo. Beat the first game and enjoyed it enough to make it halfway through part 2 before putting it down.

I'm more of a Silent Hill or Fallout kind of guy.

 
luckcat 2009-01-18 04:36:02 PM  
Flickr pops. Unfortunately it doesn't have the actual wedding. Just engagement pics and stuff like that.

 
Squidgilum 2009-01-18 04:37:12 PM  
What's that gamers always tell us? They can tell fantasy from reality?

Riiiiiight!

 
shanteyman 2009-01-18 04:37:48 PM  
UNSC Marines

WTF ? The U.N. has Marines ?


//Semper Fi

 
PandaGurl 2009-01-18 04:39:26 PM  
There's a slideshow of wedding pics under "Related Links" near the bottom of the page.

 
WFern 2009-01-18 04:39:40 PM  
luckcat: Flickr pops. Unfortunately it doesn't have the actual wedding. Just engagement pics and stuff like that.

I'll be damned. They're surprisingly respectable in appearance.

 
Robert-24 2009-01-18 04:40:36 PM  
shanteyman: UNSC Marines

WTF ? The U.N. has Marines ?


//Semper Fi


Space marines actually...

 
TheSignPost 2009-01-18 04:40:38 PM  
Oh jesus jumping christ on a pogo stick.

But, to each their own. If they're happy, they're happy.

 
merkey88 2009-01-18 04:41:19 PM  
Zulgaines: No pictures?

that :_(

 
pzippy 2009-01-18 04:42:17 PM  
Absolutely useless without pictures. You disgust me.

 
GuidoMan 2009-01-18 04:42:32 PM  
They've got a website (new window)as well... they only got married yesterday, so pics will probably be up after they're back from yon honeymoon.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 04:44:51 PM  
Meh. Let me know when someone gets married as Mario and Princess Peach.

 
ChazB 2009-01-18 04:45:01 PM  
Pictures (new window)

 
antania 2009-01-18 04:46:02 PM  
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orange/orl-halo-wedding-photos,0,64966 28.photogallery

Gallery here.

 
espiaboricua 2009-01-18 04:46:09 PM  
Wow, Some of you are super-lazy!!!

Had you paid attention you would have noticed that PHOTOS caption... but nooooooooooooo everything has to be spoon-fed to you.

 
StubhyGraham 2009-01-18 04:46:13 PM  
Try this one

Here

 
ObeliskToucher 2009-01-18 04:48:06 PM  
In an odd coincidence, there is a "Related Links" item on the page labeled "Couple married in Halo-inspired ceremony" next to an icon that says "Photos". Hmmm...

 
Scutter 2009-01-18 04:48:07 PM  
So, he married a Flood Bloated Carrier?

 
beowulfmpf 2009-01-18 04:50:08 PM  
I pay for the super deluxe interwebs, I got 28 pics from the link.

 
El_Swino 2009-01-18 04:50:39 PM  
While it's a fun idea for a wedding, I'm sad to note that viewing the pictures completely confirmed my preconceived notions about what the bride, groom, and wedding party would look like.

 
SFDnozzlehead 2009-01-18 04:50:48 PM  
I wonder if he will be able to plant his sticky grenade tonight?

 
skybreaker 2009-01-18 04:50:50 PM  
yup, thats about what i expected the girl to look like.

/slap her ass on sunday, it don't stop jigglin til friday.

 
Illfindsomething 2009-01-18 04:51:04 PM  
I want the Tron guy at my ceremony.

tbn0.google.com

 
lostinamerica 2009-01-18 04:51:05 PM  
i239.photobucket.com

 
nastyboi 2009-01-18 04:51:25 PM  
dorks

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 04:51:56 PM  
Is he like Space Chief?

 
lostinamerica 2009-01-18 04:51:56 PM  
media.ebaumsworld.com

9 Months from now...

 
DeRosso 2009-01-18 04:52:31 PM  
It's not pink.
It's lightish red.

 
pooh1701 2009-01-18 04:54:04 PM  
This story was here a couple of months ago when these crazy kids got engaged. Girl was kinda meh if I remember right.

 
Laoise 2009-01-18 04:54:41 PM  
ChazB: Pictures (new window)

They lost me at picture 22 when they appear to be pouring colored sand into a heart.

Halo wedding? Fine. Colored sand instead of a candle? Wtf.

 
Flarn 2009-01-18 04:55:22 PM  
why the Florida tag? it doesnt really embody the spirit behind the tag, unless it refers to the epic fail of the Sentinel not posting pics...

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 04:55:26 PM  
I speak for all of fark when I say "Thank you for NOT dressing as Cortana!".

 
Vangor [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-18 04:55:40 PM  
WFern: I'm sure I'll be called a troll for this, but I don't fully "get" Halo. Beat the first game and enjoyed it enough to make it halfway through part 2 before putting it down.

I'm more of a Silent Hill or Fallout kind of guy.


So you don't enjoy what amounts to a slow, basic console FPS, oh well.

/now that was a troll
//or was it?

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2009-01-18 04:56:17 PM  
I'm cool with this. Just as long as they were chemically sterilized before they consummated the marriage.

 
weepy meat 2009-01-18 04:56:29 PM  
Eh, we've seen worse. I wish them the best.

 
JerrySizzler 2009-01-18 04:58:38 PM  
That was pretty mild for a themed wedding. I've seen crazier costumes at "normal" weddings.

 
Firebug 2009-01-18 04:58:47 PM  
I'm sure I'll be called a troll for this, but I don't fully "get" Halo. Beat the first game and enjoyed it enough to make it halfway through part 2 before putting it down.

It's ok. Halo is probably one of the most overrated games I've ever played.

 
Gumercules 2009-01-18 04:59:53 PM  
Scutter: So, he married a Flood Bloated Carrier?

Funny, I knew what she would look like before I even saw the pics. Does that make me psychic? But the bridesmaid took the cake..

 
Echo35 2009-01-18 05:00:21 PM  
I'm not sure if I think that's awesome or disturbing or both.

 
The_Terminator 2009-01-18 05:00:53 PM  
i123.photobucket.com


/my initial reaction after seeing the photos
//hotlinked

 
Gumercules 2009-01-18 05:01:54 PM  
to be fair, she does have a beautiful dress. It looks like a very nice ceremony, best wishes to both.

 
Joce678 2009-01-18 05:02:09 PM  
"Labrada"???

'nuff said.

 
Shalashaska 2009-01-18 05:02:25 PM  
Halo is horribly overrated. I always thought that the Half Life games were way better.

 
musashi1600 2009-01-18 05:04:42 PM  
The_Terminator: (Man the harpoons)

/my initial reaction after seeing the photos
//hotlinked


img232.imageshack.us

 
rawkus 2009-01-18 05:05:38 PM  
i102.photobucket.com

who's awesome? you're awesome!

 
Vangor [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-18 05:05:56 PM  
Shalashaska: I always thought that the Half Life games were way better.

Comparing a console FPS to a real FPS is not fair. Comparing anything to Half-Life really isn't.

 
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