because of gravity they lengthen, that is why I measure it by the distance from the floor not inches long.

Alright, subby... ya got a chuckle outta me.\

+1

Yes. So you need to find a source of younger penises that your local surgeon can attach (usually one at a time).

Once you "harvest" a penis, be sure to keep it on ice prior to attachment. As for your old unit, I like to hang mine from my car's rearview mirror. (They also make excellent pet toys.)

Hope that helps, Subby.

I'm 44 and all I can say is, not yet.

Not so much as teh vajayjays get bigger.

elvisaintdead: Not so much as teh vajayjays get bigger.

Reminds me of a fight with my ex-wife.

Her: "Well, fark you then, you little-dick motherfarker!"
Me: "The only time I ever felt like it was small was... when it was in you!"

Good times.

elvisaintdead: Not so much as teh vajayjays get bigger.

newer models aren't as "worn through"

Gewt biggened penuys now, shywed u hw, dontbe smyll myn, clyck her

/why is my spam folder now a headline?

Not unless you believe the Enzyte commercials..

I Said: newer models aren't as "worn through"

It's the 'break-in period' that's so crucial.
That, and of course, proper clown-car maintenance.

You need to put salt peter in your diet, that will keep you long and strong until your 90.

My penis is shrinking, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

It's not so much the penis shrinking as it is the belly trying to get larger.

You should see what age does to a womans tits..oh man.

Long in the tooth and short in the peener. What a revoltin' development.

FTFA: Erect width slightly favored the kids.

Interesting choice of words.



/sits in the seat over there

Assuming you are not taking drugs like anti-depressants that are known to inhibit ejaculation, are not depressed, do not have diabetes or other health issues, and have a good relationship, you are experiencing nothing more than age.

They forgot Hypertension meds.

/just saying...not that I would know myself...really...I swear

The excuses are worse than the condition.

Mine is way bigger than it was when I was 18.

Thankyoujesus.

Dick size isn't even a relevant parameter. You're all doing it wrong.

elvisaintdead: I Said: newer models aren't as "worn through"

It's the 'break-in period' that's so crucial.
That, and of course, proper clown-car maintenance.

madmann: elvisaintdead: Not so much as teh vajayjays get bigger.

Reminds me of a fight with my ex-wife.

Her: "Well, fark you then, you little-dick motherfarker!"
Me: "The only time I ever felt like it was small was... when it was in you!"

Good times.


elvisaintdead: Not so much as teh vajayjays get bigger.

There is a lot of unnecessary hate for vaginas in this thread.

GaryPDX: You need to put salt peter in your diet, that will keep you long and strong until your 90.

Actually, saltpetre is (at least in urban legends) an anti-aphrodisiac. You're doing it wrong.

sloppy shoes: There is a lot of unnecessary hate for vaginas in this thread.

I heard on the night of a woman's 30th birthday, a pixie comes to her while she sleeps and steals her soul and beauty. It's science.

elvisaintdead: I Said: newer models aren't as "worn through"

It's the 'break-in period' that's so crucial.
That, and of course, proper clown-car maintenance.

Accidentally read that as pooper clown-car maintenance.

Isn't there a tag for this?

Yep, if I live to be ninety, I may be able to have sex without causing her pain...

/have to be at the brothel in 26 minutes...

No, but it might LOOK smaller because you get a spare tire. When you weigh 155 pounds your junk looks bigger in comparison to your body than it will when you weigh 210 pounds.

And if you get really fat, your weenie looks like a cocktail sausage in comparison to your bulk.

The thinner you are, the bigger it looks.

ecmoRandomNumbers: Mine is way bigger than it was when I was 18.

Thankyoujesus.

Mine is about the same as when I was 8.

Wait, what?

do women know about shrinkage?

Men's libidos shrink as they get older, so it all works out ok.

Leon.

m0llusk: Dick size isn't even a relevant parameter. You're all doing it wrong.

You sound short.

Death By Monkey: ecmoRandomNumbers: Mine is way bigger than it was when I was 18.

Thankyoujesus.

Mine is about the same as when I was 8.

Wait, what?

too funny

They get smaller as you get fatter. Put down the Cheetos, not only are you making it orange, you're making it smaller.

i just thought my hands were growing larger.

What, no mention of wet balls after sittin on the crapper?

Depends ... am I in a strip club, or watching A&E?

No, get some reading glasses.

Yeah, we know.

as their dicks get smaller, their brains get larger.....and vice versa.

you'll never shoot baby batter like you did in you teens and twenties. that's just life. get over it.
there are things more important than how big you dick is. if a big dick is your focus, you don't have much going for you.....
this goes for guys and gals.....

Quantum Apostrophe: m0llusk: Dick size isn't even a relevant parameter. You're all doing it wrong.

You sound short.

and thin

KIA: It's not so much the penis shrinking as it is the belly trying to get larger.

it's called dickdo

when your belly sticks out further than your dick do

sloppy shoes:

There is a lot of unnecessary hate for vaginas in this thread.

They're just mad that with c-sections nowadays, a womans vagina can retain elasticity and tightness forever. They say things involving hotdogs and hallways to try and make themselves feel better, but physiologically that's just not how it works.

ianjames: What, no mention of wet balls after sittin on the crapper?

where yours ends, mine bends.... snicker.ecmoRandomNumbers: Mine is way bigger than it was when I was 18.

Thankyoujesus.

that's because you keep tugging on it. snicker.

m0llusk: Dick size isn't even a relevant parameter.

That's why there's such a big demand for 4" dildos.

ianjames: What, no mention of wet balls after sittin on the crapper?


You're pooing it wrong.

/
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///slashies for splashies

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

elvisaintdead: I Said: newer models aren't as "worn through"

It's the 'break-in period' that's so crucial.
That, and of course, proper clown-car maintenance.

Do you favor the "ride her like you stole her" method of break in?

unfarkingbelievable: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

its easy. you just need a big ego to go with it...
ref:Titanic

Only in relation to the size of the FUPA (or whatever the male equivalent is.)

Dude, it's your balls you have to worry about. Once you get past forty you might find them dunking into the toilet when you sit down to poop.

/that's what I heard from a pretty funny comic, anyway.
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