That takes guts.

notmtwain: That takes guts.

Thread over.

Saw VI?

It's not that bad, if anything goes wrong he can just hang in there and chill until someone rescues him.

Meat my new t-shirt.

This is what really happens to the circus animals once they get too old.

And what did he say right before this picture? 'Hey, watch this.'

Okay, I need a reality check.

Unicycles have always been something for clowns, right? They can't seriously be meant for transport.

wildcardjack: Okay, I need a reality check.

Unicycles have always been something for clowns, right? They can't seriously be meant for transport.

Over here (Bern) I see people riding them on the street all the time.

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough!

Vegan house of horrors

This is from a series. I don't have time to find all the rest.

This just screams for a photoshop contest.

Slow news cycle??

Not safe for sane thinkers

By the time they found Carbone's unicycle, it took them three days to thaw it out for the tire repair.

OSHA's worst nightmare!

Wait till he gets two more and starts juggling.

i guess they say Ambien does produce hallucinations.
Hmm.

Bring-out-your-dead: This just screams for a photoshop contest.

I'm picturing Rocky on a unicycle, punching meat with chickens running around.

Marla Singer's Laundry: By the time they found Carbone's unicycle, it took them three days to thaw it out for the tire repair.

How did I know you would be a Goodfellas fan?

/now has minor crush on you Marla

TJNII: This is from a series. I don't have time to find all the rest.

Who can fill in?
Please?

Thats not dangerous, this is dangerous:

This just screams for a photoshop contest.


I'm assuming the Captain Obvious responsibility of declaring "This is already 'shopped" shenanigans.

Glass Joe: i guess they say Ambien does produce hallucinations.
Hmm.

It most certainly does. that's my favorite part of taking it!

Best headline ever.

Crazy unicycle stunts (new window)

interesting ad campaign. nice to see Segway finally releasing a low cost no frills model.

That's a talented hooker.

...made me think of this:


Undignified Ways To Die
a poem by Paul Gilmartin


Skin-diving with tanks you stole from a dentist.
Renting a basement apartment in Venice.

Wearing clown shoes while walking thru a mine-field at night.
Getting a life-size tattoo of someone your height.

Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hang gliding at night on the Fourth of July.

Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals that haven't been fed.

Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilts.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.

Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.

Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
And telling your date's burly dad, "5 bucks says I nail her."

andrewe: Best headline ever.

It's my new favorite.

Only two other pictures to see, but here's the short series of pictures.

Speaking as a unicyclist, it's actually really hard to not land straight up and down when falling off a unicycle.

You are standing up already, the unicycle pops away from you and you fall about 6-8 inches to the ground. It's the unicycle you have to worry about.

Once, when I was learning, the unicycle slipped out and skidded 15 feet and hit a parked BMW on the bumper. I was totally fine. The only time I have ever fallen out of control was when I was unicycling hammered, on wet leaves, in the rain. And I am not coordinated at all.

Bad pun thread?

He's hooked on his job.

Or how about: He has seen a spike in the industry.

Wombatron: Speaking as a unicyclist, it's actually really hard to not land straight up and down when falling off a unicycle.

That's not the part of the landing that concerns me; it's the testicle-destroying forces involved if the seat hits the wrong spot on the way down.

The meaning of life is to keep meat fresh

Bravo, turtle-tracks, Bravo!

//I lol'd..
//No, really, out loud and everything.

skinink: Only two other pictures to see, but here's the short series of pictures.

thanks for the link. interesting ad campaign.

I'm hooked!

What's so dangerous? I don't see him holding any scissors.

/He's not running, either.

This calls for a caption or a photoshop contest.

Anyways, to keep adding on the weirdness...

Steve Zodiac: What's so dangerous? I don't see him holding any scissors.

/He's not running, either.

He doesn't have his seatbelt on.

"Here, hold my beer a minute..."

HoboSong: Thats not dangerous, this is dangerous:

Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get on the unicycle!

photo caption: Confidence

Zero0o: /90's rocked

good one

except i think it's supposed to be:
"Got guts?"