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(NYPost) Silly CNN's Soledad O'Brien doesn't like dog farts   (nypost.com) divider line 147
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Senor Awesome 2009-01-18 07:25:13 AM  
The pic looks like the kid was knocked out from the gas.

 
MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 07:36:20 AM  
the last thing I would do is evict a successful lawyer who is abiding by the rules of the coop. they will get their pants sued off

 
Xerxes99 2009-01-18 07:50:18 AM  
I am sure what ever gets discharged from the dog is far more pleasant than anything coming out of Soledad's mouth.......

 
geetus 2009-01-18 07:51:55 AM  
Other board members ridicule Nelson by holding their noses when they ride the elevator with her - even when she's not with Ugo.

Nice. Way to behave like children.

 
Vertdang 2009-01-18 07:53:28 AM  
geetus: Other board members ridicule Nelson by holding their noses when they ride the elevator with her - even when she's not with Ugo.

Nice. Way to behave like children.


I was thinking the same thing.

"you're a stinky face! Nyeah nyeah!"

/just goes to show... money =/= class

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 07:54:35 AM  
Xerxes99: I am sure what ever gets discharged from the dog is far more pleasant than anything coming out of Soledad's mouth.......

Thread over, we have a winnar.

 
Mr. Right 2009-01-18 07:56:48 AM  
Xerxes99: I am sure what ever gets discharged from the dog is far more pleasant than anything coming out of Soledad's mouth.......

Came here to say more or less the same thing.

There is something else driving this hatred of Ugo. But I do want to know how you can enforce cancelling a lease when the family owns the condo. Do you make them remove the condo from the building? Do you guarantee a selling price? If you force them to move at this time when the price is probably lower, I foresee much creative litigation coming your way.

 
therhinodep 2009-01-18 07:58:07 AM  
Shouldn't we start a legal defense fund for this poor guy? He's gonna need a lawyer.

 
rico567 2009-01-18 07:59:06 AM  
whyerhead: Xerxes99: I am sure what ever gets discharged from the dog is far more pleasant than anything coming out of Soledad's mouth.......

Thread over, we have a winnar.


Yeah. Now we're Farkin'. No more depressing Middle East threads, more dog fart threads.

 
Xerxes99 2009-01-18 08:04:08 AM  
therhinodep: Shouldn't we start a legal defense fund for this poor guy? He's gonna need a lawyer.

/I will go one better.... let's all send Soledad O'Brien little baggies full of dog turds saved up from when we walk our own pooches!

 
Gramma 2009-01-18 08:04:40 AM  
I'd rather share space with a big drooly mastiff than one of the yippy little handbag dogs.

 
Bolo Jungle [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 08:04:45 AM  
Mr. Right: But I do want to know how you can enforce cancelling a lease when the family owns the condo.

It's actually a co-op, which makes it a little easier - Co-op boards in NYC are horrible little juntas.

 
rancidPlasma 2009-01-18 08:06:26 AM  
I'd still bop her.

 
Forecaster18 2009-01-18 08:09:39 AM  
www.daemonstv.com

"You have smelly dog farts."

 
moof 2009-01-18 08:09:54 AM  
Gramma: I'd rather share space with a big drooly mastiff than one of the yippy little handbag dogs.

This calls for a photoshop of Soledad in a handbag..

 
castufari 2009-01-18 08:10:02 AM  
I used to want to hit it, now I want to hit it, only this time using a bat. Unless you can smell that dog in your dwelling just STFU. Let the guy use the freight elevator if he's offered to.

 
MessyDwarf 2009-01-18 08:10:34 AM  
The name 'Soledad' sounds like a turkish dog rapist.

 
cashincomedy 2009-01-18 08:14:59 AM  
I'm also an absolute farktard who's family shares a New York City condo with a 150 pound dog who drools all over the place and must be walked at least 25 times a day or else our apartment fills to the ceiling with steaming piles of dung the size of beanbag chairs... so I'm getting a kick out of these replies!

 
geetus 2009-01-18 08:16:29 AM  
As much as I'm on the side of the guy with the dog, it's probably not a good idea to have a Mastiff in a condo (even if it IS 4000 sqft).

/Mastiff turds are about the size of my arm

 
BalugaJoe 2009-01-18 08:16:32 AM  
She has alot of nerve .. she stinks down there.

 
The Tribune's Mr. Sly 2009-01-18 08:18:51 AM  
I always thought "Wolf Blitzer" was a euphemism for "dog fart."

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 08:19:22 AM  
MessyDwarf: The name 'Soledad' sounds like a turkish dog rapist.

Well, it is the name of a prison...

/Not Turkish, though.
//Do you like gladiator movies?

 
just_dis_guy 2009-01-18 08:23:16 AM  
Vertdang: geetus: Other board members ridicule Nelson by holding their noses when they ride the elevator with her - even when she's not with Ugo.

Nice. Way to behave like children.

I was thinking the same thing.

"you're a stinky face! Nyeah nyeah!"

/just goes to show... money =/= class


on both sides. Who thinks that a mastiff is an appropriate pet in an apartment/condo building? Set the whole place on fire and be done with it.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-01-18 08:26:14 AM  
quite frankly id be more interested if she liked dog farts.

 
moof 2009-01-18 08:32:23 AM  
Gramma: I'd rather share space with a big drooly mastiff than one of the yippy little handbag dogs.

This calls for a photoshop of Soledad in a handbag..moof: Gramma: I'd rather share space with a big drooly mastiff than one of the yippy little handbag dogs.

This calls for a photoshop of Soledad in a handbag..


i41.tinypic.com

Quick 'n dirty, just downloaded the gimp for this - Soledad turned out a bit blurry, probably didn't use the scaling algorithm correctly.

 
JabbaTheButt 2009-01-18 08:38:23 AM  
Typical behavior from a media Biatch.

I'm torn in this fight. Who do I hate worse? Lawyers or Lib Biatch from the media?

I'd rather have the smelly dog as a neighbor than either of those two.

 
pit_monster 2009-01-18 08:39:22 AM  
Soledad O'Brien doesn't like dog farts
Large German Asse cracks risk toxic leak

Coincidence? I think not...

 
BitwiseShift 2009-01-18 08:40:56 AM  
Soledad is Spanish for My Farts Smell like Ice Cream and no dog is taking my attention because I'm a TV personality.

 
I'm The Foot Farking Master 2009-01-18 08:41:54 AM  
biatch

 
DrTomWay 2009-01-18 08:42:28 AM  
Soledad is only one member of the board, and the story doesn't say that she specifically wants to dog gone, only that the board, acting on behalf of the owners, does. Why so quick to jump all over O'Brien based on a story in the farkin NY Post?

 
Av8rLuvr [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 08:46:15 AM  
The Tribune's Mr. Sly: I always thought "Wolf Blitzer" was a euphemism for "dog fart."

Thank you for making me choke on my coffee.

 
7bates 2009-01-18 08:46:46 AM  
img405.imageshack.us

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 08:51:32 AM  
Who wants to have a bigass stinking dog in their apartment anyway?

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 08:52:28 AM  
Yeah, I know a little something about this......

i40.photobucket.com

Man, this guy can clear a room. Gives this look when he does.

 
Crude 2009-01-18 08:52:28 AM  
Whiny Liberal coont in my apartment complex?

It's more likely than you think.

 
dervish16108 2009-01-18 08:54:38 AM  
CNN seems to have a lot of biatchy reporters.

 
Dear_Prudence 2009-01-18 09:00:54 AM  
Doggie discrimination!

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 09:11:22 AM  
The Tribune's Mr. Sly: I always thought "Wolf Blitzer" was a euphemism for "dog fart."

"My buddy, who has been confined to a wheelchair since childhood and edits a disabled issues mag, covered both conventions for another magazine in...'96? Yeah. Anyway, he had to go to the bathroom, found one and found the special stall occupied, so had to sit there and listen to this guy grunt and fart like thunder for like five minutes. Finally it's over, the guy emerges and gets all embarrassed and defensive and kind of angry-like that he was taking up the handicapped stall while somebody in a wheelchair was sitting outside, waiting and listening to him shiatting in stereo.

It was Wolf Blitzer."

 
Alleyoop 2009-01-18 09:11:46 AM  
Looks appropriate for this occasion...

msp280.photobucket.com

/hotlink

 
Fallguyx 2009-01-18 09:12:06 AM  
i68.photobucket.com

this guy doesn't even give ya a look when he drops a WMD in the room. Shock and Awe is more like it.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 09:12:51 AM  
They won't let him take the dog in and out using the freight elevator? It looks like Mr. Lawyer has become the sorority sisters' co-op board's hobby.

 
portnoyd 2009-01-18 09:16:23 AM  
Soledad O'Brien is a coont?! I am shocked by this news.

 
Cheeses H Rice 2009-01-18 09:17:30 AM  

 
Breaker Moran 2009-01-18 09:22:52 AM  
rancidPlasma: I'd still bop her.

I agree, but she would have to wear a ball gag. I say this and I am not even into that sorta crap.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 09:27:58 AM  
portnoyd: Soledad O'Brien is a coont?! I am shocked by this news.

It's not news - it's CNN.

I think this is absolutely the appropriate time and place for the 'flaming bag of mastiff poo'
gambit outside that beeotch's front door.

 
thalidomide new and improved 2009-01-18 09:30:30 AM  
and yet, I would love to see Soledad O'brien participate in a dogfart movie.

 
Tentacle 2009-01-18 09:30:50 AM  
if the guy has the kind of money to buy this type of apartment, and get that type of expensive purebred, then he should be able to afford high quality dog food

 
tatum 2009-01-18 09:31:36 AM  
Watching CNN the other day - coverage of the plane in the water - Soledad said "irregardless."
Thus, and forevermore, no matter what she does (cures cancer, rescues orphans from a fire, donates her entire net worth to the starving...) she will always be the brainless ignoramus who said irregardless.
TFA only serves to reinforce my new found loathing.
DIAF Soledad.

 
djtom37 2009-01-18 09:33:29 AM  
I can never see Soledad on TV without remembering the first time I saw her hosting "The Site" on MSNBC.

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 09:36:27 AM  
Maybe that's why she's gasping for breath?

/Wrong thread?

 
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