uh....

Somebody please photshop alien eyes onto that pic of her. I have no skills.

She's cute, but I don't like the 'drawn on eyebrows' look.

I see an epic thread coming up

Maybe someone had her nanner wired up...

/zap zap
//fap fap

Now I'M breathing all heavy...

sheesh. do they really have to write an entire article about

a) an out of shape anchorwoman
b) nervousness in front of a camera

//then again, lesser articles have certainly been written

enkindle: She's cute, but I don't like the 'drawn on eyebrows' look.

Exactly. That whole look creeps me out, especially the little old ladies who draw them in crooked.

She looks like a mannequin. Not the good Kim Cattrall type. The blank stare Lars and the Real Girl type.

She sounds nervous which makes me feel bad for her, but then again she could be having sex off screen which makes me happy for her and my imagination.

/fap

Can't see the video. Why do the interwebs hate me?

I'd hit it.

When you sit on a corn cob...

Man. We're soooo close to action stars in the news!

I would do her lead story.

she reminds me of Kate Winslet.. The eyes maybe..

The descriptions are a whole lot sexier than the sound from the actual video clip.. Damn you, youtube, for ruining my fantasy!

You're creeped out by the 'drawn on eyebrows' look?
Start feeling more creeped out when they're not just drawn on, but they're drawn on badly AND with two different eyebrow pencils!

/never plucked eyebrows nor ever saw the need to
//knows people who do

...and when I call, you'll hear that heavy breathing...FOR THAT SOUND OF YOUR VOICE!!

/mewithYou fan.
//song entitled 'Gentlemen'
///you should give it a listen

FTFA: Tasmin was once offered jobs by two American TV networks but turned them down, saying: 'They wanted to hire me immediately because I was "exotic and very English"

Sounds about right

NicoFinn: Somebody please photshop alien eyes onto that pic of her. I have no skills.


/Here ya go.. That'll be $5 bucks... lol

Hello, this is Tamsin Khaaaaaaaaaaaa*huh...huh..uhhh*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan reporting!

Everyone knows the reason was she was diddling herself, or her mouth was full.

Not much for Indian/Pakistani women, but her face is just... Intriguing.

/If I were a mathematician and not a Bio student I would probably be able to pick it out right away.

Here it is! (new window)

thaduke: Here it is! (new window)

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Xerxes99: NicoFinn: Somebody please photshop alien eyes onto that pic of her. I have no skills.


/Here ya go.. That'll be $5 bucks... lol

That's an okay job. I was thinking huge, black, no pupils and shiny. But her eyes are far apart and huge. That creeps me out.

Ahhh, cue the legions of fark studs who would never in a million years tap that sharp-kneed ass.



/would hit it.

Farting on air is worse.

/guilty

Sounds like she was wearing a pair vibrating panties, and someone else was holding the remote.

/giggity

GungFu:
Hello, this is Tamsin Khaaaaaaaaaaaa*huh...huh..uhhh*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan reporting!

"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAA*huh huh huh wheeze* AAAAAAAAAAND!"

You know, in my mind, that's what every Mélissa Theuriau newscast sounds like.

scamp-dun-emer: Can't see the video. Why do the interwebs hate me?

Same problem here. However On YouTube I found her doing BBC24 Entertainment pieces and she seems to be a typical Entertainment Tonight type twit.

scamp-dun-emer: Can't see the video. Why do the interwebs hate me?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkm3YKqcjI&feature=related (new window)

Control_this: she seems to be a typical Entertainment Tonight type twit.

With a PPE degree from Oxford... y'know, like Bill Clinton.

And while we're doing brainless TV presenters, (and since there's a shortage of photos) may I offer:

Konnie Huq (Economics, Cambridge)



and Lisa Burke (Cambridge, university chemistry prize-winner)

With a PPE degree from Oxford... y'know, like Bill Clinton.

So you are definitely in the pleasure under the desk camp. Do they teach a class on that there?

opiumpoopy: Lisa Burke (Cambridge, university chemistry prize-winner)

Hmm... if she was two years younger I would have taken classes with her.

opiumpoopy:
Konnie Huq (Economics, Cambridge)

Wow. Just.... wow.

opiumpoopy: And while we're doing brainless TV presenters, (and since there's a shortage of photos) may I offer:

Konnie Huq (Economics, Cambridge)

OMFG. *ahem* I am delighted to present the next Mrs. ThunderPelvis.

/will have.

"Khan!!!!!"

/like a gasping Kirk...

One time way back in the 80's, I was watching CNN Headline news and the newscaster (I can't remember her name) started a story and was obviously gasping for breath. The difference in this case was that she was on camera, and she struggled for at least 30 seconds to get through the story before they cut it to a video. That was back in the days when they recorded segments for the broadcast and repeated them, editing along the way making it seem like it was a live broadcast, when in fact the same story would be repeated the next 30 minutes. They repeated the whole incident for hours. I never did understand why they repeated it and/or find out what happened.

opiumpoopy: And while we're doing brainless TV presenters, (and since there's a shortage of photos) may I offer:

Konnie Huq (Economics, Cambridge)



and Lisa Burke (Cambridge, university chemistry prize-winner)

It's too early in the morning to be cleaning up a pool of drool..

I've noticed that NPR broadcasters' mouth noises leak through the final audio way worse than other stations. Why is this? Carl Castle sounds like he's wearing dentures...

\fapfapfap
\\breathing heavy too

Your job is to look good and read english, and you can't manage to do half of it, sweetie, while the demise of the other half is surely ten years and two kids away?

Ow My Balls: I've noticed that NPR broadcasters' mouth noises leak through the final audio way worse than other stations. Why is this? Carl Castle sounds like he's wearing dentures...

It is terribly annoying. He sounds like he's about 150, his tongue is about the size of a fist and he needs a drink of water.

Also, his last name is spelled Kasell (I didn't know that until I Googled him; turns out he's only 74.

And since we're posting newscasters:


Am I doing it wrong?

Remote control panties and her boss had the remote...

It's a cliche, but how sharp are those elbows?