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(The Local (Germany)) Scary Large German Asse cracks risk toxic leak   (thelocal.de) divider line 19
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Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 04:55:48 AM  
scary tag well-deserved..

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 05:38:07 AM  
Never trust a fart when you're hung over.

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 07:03:47 AM  
I just want to state for the record that I had nothing to do with this.

 
Malinki 2009-01-18 07:53:41 AM  
You know who ELSE was a...

Ahhhhh too easy. Let's just go with...

GGGiggety!

 
eternalgreenknight 2009-01-18 08:04:56 AM  
You know you're in trouble when you've got toxic waste coming out of your asse.

/I wonder if they filling the cracks with some krou...*ahem* grout.
//On second thought, pickled cabbage just might be the cause of it all.
///now I wish I was home so I could make beer-brats.

 
opiumpoopy 2009-01-18 08:09:54 AM  
"Nuclear storage expert Joachim Bluth from the ministry told the magazine: "It is not only in the specific chamber, but the whole of the 750-metre deep mine is creaking and groaning.""

So... they chose their nuclear wasted site for the name, not its geology then?

/ Meh. So long as the drums contain solid waste and the groundwater doesn't go anywhere fast, it doesn't really matter if the roof falls in.

 
LegalizeThoughtCrime 2009-01-18 08:16:57 AM  
platkat
Never trust a fart when you're hung over.

well then, when would be a good time to trust a fart?

Never trust a fart when you're getting a taint tattoo.
"if you can read this, you are looking at my taint!"

 
Mad-n-FL 2009-01-18 08:24:45 AM  
German deep Asse mine is creaking, groaning and may collapse soon.

 
LegalizeThoughtCrime 2009-01-18 08:34:48 AM  
maybe some Asse spelunkers will volunteer to squirt their caulk in every crack.

 
Slick Johnson 2009-01-18 08:48:51 AM  
My asse is leaking today so I am really getting a kick...

 
Xist Abductee 2009-01-18 08:53:14 AM  
Das ist nicht so gut!

/Ja?

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2009-01-18 09:33:56 AM  
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FunkyBlue 2009-01-18 09:54:02 AM  
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I don't think I'd mind too much.

/Extremely hotlinked

 
Loki-L 2009-01-18 09:59:14 AM  
opiumpoopy: "Nuclear storage expert Joachim Bluth from the ministry told the magazine: "It is not only in the specific chamber, but the whole of the 750-metre deep mine is creaking and groaning.""

So... they chose their nuclear wasted site for the name, not its geology then?


Technically it was never supposed to be a real permanent nuclear waste deposit site. They were only supposed to test and reaserch how to properly store nuclear waste so that they could do it in places like Gorleben. Since nobody wanted a real nuclear dump in their backyard they kept on 'researching' the same way that Japanese whalers keep 'reserching' whales. Recently it turned out that they apparently learned a lot about how not to do it without telling the public about their findings.

 
opiumpoopy 2009-01-18 10:11:58 AM  
Loki-L: Recently it turned out that they apparently learned a lot about how not to do it without telling the public about their findings.

I figured it was 'temporary' since nobody anywhere has agreed on a 'permanent' store. [Hint to US: Yucca Mountain is fine, and anyone in Las Vegas who complains it's too close should note that Vegas would be improved considerably by some radioactive waste on it.]

I believe Sellafield in the UK has also learned a lot about what not to do.

 
lenfromak 2009-01-18 10:15:03 AM  
They need asse crack putty, available from any novelty store.

 
Molavian 2009-01-18 10:36:21 AM  
Brilliant headline.

 
otto the bull 2009-01-18 10:52:57 AM  
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CurvedGirdle 2009-01-18 05:59:46 PM  
otto the bull: [Image]

You deserve a prize, not the "You wins one intarwebs" kind, but the "gold medal" kind. Good job!

 
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