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(Reuters) Amusing Fark Ready Headline:"Venezuela's Chavez says Obama has stench of Bush"   (reuters.com) divider line 213
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MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:50:03 PM  
the taint of bush is on many a man.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:53:10 PM  
Michelle doesn't come off easy.

 
simsite9 [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:56:12 PM  
Was he eating glazed donuts without using his hands or something?

 
the_chief 2009-01-17 11:24:13 PM  
I like stagnant crotch smell.

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-17 11:24:21 PM  
MorningBreath: the taint of bush is on many a man.

But what about the Bush of the taint? Where is that?

 
LargeCanine 2009-01-17 11:24:56 PM  
Same thing could be said of Chavez and Cindy Sheehan, but everyone was too polite to say anything.

 
durkzilla 2009-01-17 11:25:06 PM  
When is the world going to realize that we don't give a fark what they think about our president?

 
Vertically Challenged [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:25:17 PM  
Nice! Gotta wipe the beer off my monitor!

/+1 Subby! Good find!
//Oh, yeah, monitor, etc ;)

 
LordJiro 2009-01-17 11:26:01 PM  
But I thought Obama was so ultra-socialist that Chavez would LOVE him! Just like the Arab world loves him because he's Muslim!

 
Ball Sack Obama 2009-01-17 11:26:32 PM  
Duh... because Michelle is a nappy ho.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-01-17 11:27:16 PM  
Somthing fishy going on.

 
bookman 2009-01-17 11:27:16 PM  
This could be bad... for Obama!

Oh, yeah: THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!

 
Farker Posey 2009-01-17 11:27:32 PM  
Sheesh, Hugo, give the guy the chance to get into the White House, open a few windows and air the place out.

 
Poo_Fight 2009-01-17 11:27:50 PM  
This can only mean that Obama is obviously plotting to kill Chavez, no?

 
Edsel 2009-01-17 11:28:09 PM  
How are those low, low oil prices treating your nationalized industry, Hugo?

 
ParallelUniverseParking [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:28:10 PM  
FTFA: [] in the last few days, [Chavez] has picked up on comments he attributes to Obama accusing him of obstructing progress in Latin America and exporting terrorism.

what progress???

 
StreetlightInTheGhetto 2009-01-17 11:28:55 PM  
It is possible, in this nuanced world of ours, that Chavez and Bush are both horrible rulers and representatives of their people.

The fact that they hate each others guts is just icing on the cake.

 
BoozePenguin 2009-01-17 11:29:30 PM  
and chavez stinks of castro.

what's his point?

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2009-01-17 11:29:59 PM  
durkzilla: When is the world going to realize that we don't give a fark what they think about our president?

Actually, I *do* care what the world thinks. I don't particularly care what an idiot like Chavez thinks, however.

 
jdmac 2009-01-17 11:30:10 PM  
Well, he did back down on getting out of Iraq, and now is "going to work with the Iraqi government" when determining the best timetable to withdraw. Same thing Bush was saying. He kept on Gates, Bush's secretary of Defense. He seems to agree with Bush on the Bail Out. Him and Bush both want to naturalize illegal immigrants. I would say that Chavez might be on to something here. What is it called, oh yeah, "Change you can believe in"

 
Maul555 2009-01-17 11:30:40 PM  
All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:30:58 PM  
Might as well play it again.
upload.wikimedia.org

 
Skiffy 2009-01-17 11:31:09 PM  
Now that Venezuela has spoken, has anyone heard anything from the Brazilians?

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-01-17 11:32:08 PM  
Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.

Please tell me you aren't serious.

 
CLEARLY I'm evil 2009-01-17 11:32:42 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: durkzilla: When is the world going to realize that we don't give a fark what they think about our president?

Actually, I *do* care what the world thinks. I don't particularly care what an idiot like Chavez thinks, however.


This.

 
Sym_pathetic 2009-01-17 11:33:03 PM  
cue the butthurt quoting "The Who."

/politics make strange bedfellows
//Chavez and NeoCons sitting in a tree

 
Proud2B_American 2009-01-17 11:33:10 PM  
This may be a bit off topic, but it involves Chavez (and Citgo, Venezuela's Oil Company)They give a decent amount of FREE heating oil to people of the US. I am NOT condoning his words or deeds....just saying is all

/Ducks
//Hides

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:33:13 PM  
Some soap & water will remedy that quickly.

 
overlord 2009-01-17 11:33:26 PM  
Skiffy: Now that Venezuela has spoken, has anyone heard anything from the Brazilians?

I don't think the Brazilians like Bush much either.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-01-17 11:33:55 PM  
Proud2B_American: This may be a bit off topic, but it involves Chavez (and Citgo, Venezuela's Oil Company)They give a decent amount of FREE heating oil to people of the US. I am NOT condoning his words or deeds....just saying is all

/Ducks
//Hides


I thought they stopped that recently.

 
hienekenftw 2009-01-17 11:34:46 PM  
I've never encountered any particularly odorous shrubs, so I don't understand the issue.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-01-17 11:34:48 PM  
I believe it was restarted a couple days later...unless it was stopped again.

 
CLEARLY I'm evil 2009-01-17 11:36:23 PM  
Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.

images.starcraftmazter.net

 
Asherah loves YHWH 2009-01-17 11:36:27 PM  
Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.
Once you can pinpoint where all America's farking money went, you will then be allowed spew the above stated vaginal face discharge from your right wing mouth again. Until then, FARK OFF.

 
wbaxter 2009-01-17 11:36:34 PM  
You know I'm starting to think that maybe Chavez is just smelling his upper lip.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-01-17 11:36:50 PM  
I don't like the politics Chavez or Bush. But I draw the line at someone else (especially two-bit dictators) making fun of Bush. He may be an idiot but he's our idiot, damn it. Having said that, the sulfur quip at the UN was still pretty funny.

 
Slaxl [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:37:01 PM  
durkzilla: When is the world going to realize that we don't give a fark what they think about our president?

The world wont ever care what you think. We don't care if you care, we care, that's enough, if you don't care for our opinions then don't read what our newspapers say.

Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.

That made as much sense as a bucket of aids over a packet of keys.

 
communistsarestupid 2009-01-17 11:37:59 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.

Please tell me you aren't serious.


Link (new window)

Yes, completely kidding

 
Proud2B_American 2009-01-17 11:38:18 PM  

 
Sym_pathetic 2009-01-17 11:38:51 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: I don't like the politics Chavez or Bush. But I draw the line at someone else (especially two-bit dictators) making fun of Bush. He may be an idiot but he's our idiot, damn it. Having said that, the sulfur quip at the UN was still pretty funny.

I remember when Jon Stewart said that.

/best green lantern EVAR!

 
jdmac 2009-01-17 11:40:47 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.

Please tell me you aren't serious.


Of course, everyone will love Obama. I mean Bush was such an idiot that he could be the only problem. Chavez and Ahmadinejad are actually very sane reasonable leaders of free republics who where just waiting for a democrat to get into office so they could start loving USA.

And if you believe that, I have a hedge fund and some mortgage backed securities I would like you to invest in.

 
Leggat 2009-01-17 11:41:00 PM  
Too many people stopped reading the headline at either "Chavez" or "Obama" and knee-jerked straight passed the innuendo.

Thank you anyhow, Subby

 
danar75 2009-01-17 11:41:54 PM  
overlord: Skiffy: Now that Venezuela has spoken, has anyone heard anything from the Brazilians?

I don't think the Brazilians like Bush much either.


HAW!

+1

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-01-17 11:42:45 PM  
Proud2B_American: Link about Continued Oil from Citgo

I think they start and stop it all the time. I'm sure it'll be off again next week.

Sym_pathetic: I remember when Jon Stewart said that.

/best green lantern EVAR!


Jon Stewart already said something like that? Well, crap.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:43:25 PM  
Cunnilingus. It's what's for dinner.

 
pedanticmofo 2009-01-17 11:44:31 PM  
Ashtrey: MorningBreath: the taint of bush is on many a man.

But what about the Bush of the taint? Where is that?


Look, I don't want to hear any more about Bush's taint. The only man's taint I'm concerned about is mine and that's only when it's getting washed or getting licked.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-01-17 11:45:53 PM  
jdmac: Of course, everyone will love Obama. I mean Bush was such an idiot that he could be the only problem. Chavez and Ahmadinejad are actually very sane reasonable leaders of free republics who where just waiting for a democrat to get into office so they could start loving USA.

And if you believe that, I have a hedge fund and some mortgage backed securities I would like you to invest in.


Do Republicans really actually live in this alternate world where they just make up whatever reality suits them at the moment and go with it? Yeah, for the last 6 years or so Democrats have been arguing that Chavez and Ahmadinjead are reasonable. Nice strawman. You took it out nicely.

 
dennysgod 2009-01-17 11:47:43 PM  
Smells like bush...sounds like a compliment.

But in all seriousness, unlike Chavez, Bush will soon no longer be president, and in at most 8 years from now Obama will be gone. And that what makes us better, 2 terms and you're done.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:47:44 PM  
who?

 
ParallelUniverseParking [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:49:36 PM  
Maul555: All you bleeding heart liberals pay attention to this. You thought everyone would love Obama. You thought that Bush was the reason people like Chavez and Ahmadinejad hate us... If this doesnt prove to you whom the real problem is, then i dont know what will.


Obama posters burn in Iran and Hugo C. babbles something about how he doesn't like him: no problem. Actually it's like getting a "politics award" from those nutjobs. However if large parts of the world including (former) close allies and Nato members announce that they feel alienated and don't want to play ball anymore, that IS a problem. You can end unilateralism without going on a "no questions asked touchy-feely" course with the whole world. This is not about knowing who the problem countries are like you say. That is pretty much clear. The question is how to deal with them.

 
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