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I win

/Don't count me out :p

The what did the who in the where with the what, now?

"Grandma always gave me pickling salt when I was a bad girl."

wild9: /Don't count me out :p

How does he even move?

platedlizard: wild9: /Don't count me out :p

How does he even move?

No idea. I just happened to remember his name. Some TF'er used to do shops all the time with him and some skinny little guy in them.

wait... isn't that supposed to keep people from getting erect? What exactly is this solution for?

wild9: /Don't count me out :p

The only way his balls are that big is because his thighs squished them forward about 9 inches. Let's see how well he can land a plane.

Sahrial: wait... isn't that supposed to keep people from getting erect? What exactly is this solution for?

your thinking of saltpeter (Potassium nitrate) pickling salt is very fine ground non-iodized salt but kosher salt can also be used .

fanbladesaresharp: The only way his balls are that big is because his thighs squished them forward about 9 inches. Let's see how well he can land a plane.

TMI alert don not read past this point

people that use steroids and want to hide it sometimes inject saline into their scrotum to make the balls look big at least for a few hours.

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I remember Simon bar-Sinister. Does that make me old?

In my two plus years here at Fark, this is among the creepiest headlines I've yet to read.

fanbladesaresharp
The only way his balls are that big is because his thighs squished them forward about 9 inches. Let's see how well he can land a plane.

Actually, his balls are gigantic because of my magic super duper magic balls elixer rub down powder for extra big balls for the ladies ointment.

wild9: /Don't count me out :p

That's farking disgusting.

I remember Simon bar Sinister from reading hacking/cracking articles way back when.

JonnyBGoode: I remember Simon bar-Sinister. Does that make me old?

As old as I am.
Simon (Jew) Bar-Sinister (Bastard). It's amazing what they could get away with back in our day.

/Dad was in same second grade class as Wally Cox (voice of Underdog) and "Buddy" Brando.

cardex: fanbladesaresharp: The only way his balls are that big is because his thighs squished them forward about 9 inches. Let's see how well he can land a plane.

TMI alert don not read past this point

people that use steroids and want to hide it sometimes inject saline into their scrotum to make the balls look big at least for a few hours.

I could have gone the rest of life without reading that.

/Guess that'll teach me to ignore warnings

cardex: fanbladesaresharp: The only way his balls are that big is because his thighs squished them forward about 9 inches. Let's see how well he can land a plane.

TMI alert don not read past this point

people that use steroids and want to hide it sometimes inject saline into their scrotum to make the balls look big at least for a few hours.

Gah! Once you say TMI Alert, you know we're going to read more!

/squishy-faced teeth gnashing at thought of saline syringes in my... ugh

platedlizard: wild9: /Don't count me out :p

How does he even move?

This!
Seriously, wtf?!?

Bathia_Mapes: That's farking disgusting.

And yet you'd hit it.

alexanderino: Bathia_Mapes: That's farking disgusting.

And yet you'd hit it.

Yeah, with a stick.

I like how there is a total disconnent between this thread and the contents of the article.

When I was a kid at the YMCA camp we used to do big rails of pickling salts (only the finest alumina) off of the lifeguard's thighs around the indoor pool.

Bathia_Mapes on behalf of me dear old Mum I has to thank you. The old girl just loves her Simon. cracked me up as a boy - Dad was quite jealous!

There's no need to fear!

+1 for obscurity

Apparently it's not fun to stay at the Y.

PooPooUndies: +1 for obscurity

Simon and the Land of the Chalk Drawings! Part of my childhood viewing.

PooPooUndies: +1 for obscurity

Nothing is obscure on fark

/Ah, you can't click on the link
//I didn't say "Simon says"

We'll be going out to the facility doing interviews with the staff as well as doing different onsite investigations, seeing what we can find and if the complaint can be verified," Witalec said.

Well, gee, don't wait too long, they may flush the evidence down the toilet.

Uh, was it effective in making them behave?

This is bloody awful.

PooPooUndies: +1 for obscurity

-2 for not being at all obscure and for giving your own post a +1, within the post itself (glares)

/dusts hands and walks away

There's no need to fear.

scalpod: /dusts hands and walks away

-1 for not clapping the erasers first.