So K Street will be closed down? Good call.

Thread over,done.

I don't live on 5th and I so chicks can pay to have sex with me any time they want to.

2wolves: So K Street will be closed down? Good call.

Annnnnndddddddd....done.

/nothing else to be said really

New location will be at the intersections of 69th, K, & Y.

does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

burndtdan: does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

What I like is the fact they have an end date.

I should make banners: Welcome back prostitutes!

burndtdan: does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

They have handy red lights to let you know where it's okay.

/on every street corner.

There's always the Metro station manager prostitution rings.

/Prostitution-free -- the extortion will cost you, though.

I'm guessing they're not really like Bush's "Free Speech Zones" at all.

Joelogon: There's always the Metro station manager prostitution rings.

/Prostitution-free -- the extortion will cost you, though.

Ah... there goes the prostitute float from the inaugural parade. To bad... it's always so festive and, er, becoming.

Don't worry folks -- you'll all be screwed soon enough!

burndtdan: does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

That and when the flyers come down prostitution is A-OK again there.

/No longer attending inauguration

Someone should put up near duplicate posters saying "Free Prostitute Zone".

/paging Marion Barry

AzErNy: /No longer attending inauguration

Great picture.

A bunch of signs won't do anything but make the DC cops look stupid. Prostitution is legal other places? Legal the rest of the year? Good police work, Lou.

/legalize and regulate

Don't smoke the monkey.

I feel much safer knowing there are no "crack dealer free zones"

A HITT"LL GET YA HOOKED

Regardless of the local regulations... this article was poorly transcribed, like closed-captioning during World Cup soccer.

Prostitution free zone

Clamsterdam?

Prostitute in reel life



Prostitute in real life

I didnt think blacks bought prostitutes...

Since that is ALL that will be in D.C.

"Free, free at last!"

Ok, so this article is for 5th graders to find the grammatical errors right?

"Because this is focused, its limited in time, its aimed at a very specific issue, if you don't move along, well put you in the car," he said."

...really?

"If I saw a sign that said, 'Prostitution Free Zone' I would feel a little uncomfortable that there would be a house next store where police are at," she said."

Next store?

The article is almost as full of Fail as the idea. "Prostitution Free Zones?" Is it legal during other times of the year?

dennysgod:



Prostitute in real life

That's a pretty forgiving picture.

I'd still have to pay for it

AzErNy: /No longer attending inauguration

Awesome.

grotto_man: Someone should put up near duplicate posters saying "Free Prostitute Zone".

/paging Marion Barry

I'm making my obligated appearance in the DC thread after the Marion Barry joke this time...

dennysgod: Prostitute in reel life

Prostitute in real life

I'll take neither for 800 Alex.

No Ho Zone

/ha ha

reel prostitute in real life

So it was ok for Bush to screw us for the last 8 years, huh??

obamadidcoke
No Ho Zone

I prefer the Ho Ha Zone

/but I'd still be paying for it

Pechorin: Ok, so this article is for 5th graders to find the grammatical errors right?

What's the deal with the loitering part? Does the author think loitering is fancy-talk for prostitution?

Oh my god they are evacuating all the congress critters from Washington DC for the inauguration? Is that legal?

/Prostitue N One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.

I only came in here to say I hope the prostitution free zones work better at keeping the prostitues out than the gun free zones do at keeping the guns out.
Also i hope there's no guns... he may be a democrat, but he still deserves to live...

Phrozen
/have fun getting watched by homeland security y'all

you wanna pepsi pal, you'll have to pay for it!

If only they would do something about all the attention whores now...

Eh, it's like the seat belt law - if the cops now advertise"click it or ticket", it doesn't mean it's a new law nor is it legal to do it at the times they don't advertise it.

What prostitution may look like.

that sir, is a great headline. well played.

Please folks, we're talking progressive Democrats here. In public, we make the Puritans look like the cult of Dionysus. There was a gaggle of us in Chicago in 1996 for the DNC, and the city became Disney North for four days. Literally millions of us spent last Election Night dancing in the street from coast to coast, without incident (unless you count raucus flagwaving and off-key singing of the National Anthem a crime).

The ladies and men of negotiable virtue have probably fled the city, or are enjoying a long weekend off.

P.S. The johns are on K street. The prostitutes are on Capitol Hill.

Sir Charles: dennysgod: Prostitute in reel life

Prostitute in real life

I'll take neither for 800 Alex.

Fixed

Free prostitutes and I haven't even gotten my puppy yet.

Inconsolable.

/Hotlinked.

I thought the real whores worked in the big white house there.

Approves.

This obviously only applies to TSG hookers.
As it should. Hookers shouldn't look like the crack truck drove over their face and strippers should be a C cup and above.