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(WUSA) Spiffy Washington police set up "prostitution free zones" during inauguration, to the thrill of hundreds of visiting Midwesterners who thought they'd have to pay for it   (wusa9.com) divider line 100
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2wolves 2009-01-17 05:35:34 PM  
So K Street will be closed down? Good call.

 
chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 05:49:48 PM  
Thread over,done.

 
angryjd 2009-01-17 05:50:25 PM  
I don't live on 5th and I so chicks can pay to have sex with me any time they want to.

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 06:18:57 PM  
2wolves: So K Street will be closed down? Good call.

Annnnnndddddddd....done.

/nothing else to be said really

 
metatronlord 2009-01-17 06:22:35 PM  
New location will be at the intersections of 69th, K, & Y.

 
burndtdan 2009-01-17 06:38:40 PM  
images.huffingtonpost.com

does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

 
absoluteparanoia 2009-01-17 06:53:23 PM  
burndtdan: does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

What I like is the fact they have an end date.

I should make banners: Welcome back prostitutes!

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 06:55:16 PM  
burndtdan: does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

They have handy red lights to let you know where it's okay.

/on every street corner.

 
Joelogon [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 07:17:38 PM  
There's always the Metro station manager prostitution rings.

/Prostitution-free -- the extortion will cost you, though.

 
kaminariko [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 07:29:22 PM  
I'm guessing they're not really like Bush's "Free Speech Zones" at all.

 
clgrin 2009-01-17 07:31:09 PM  
Joelogon: There's always the Metro station manager prostitution rings.

/Prostitution-free -- the extortion will cost you, though.


Ah... there goes the prostitute float from the inaugural parade. To bad... it's always so festive and, er, becoming.

 
soseussme 2009-01-17 08:24:10 PM  
Don't worry folks -- you'll all be screwed soon enough!

 
CravenMorehead 2009-01-17 08:24:21 PM  
burndtdan: does this imply that they don't mind if there's prostitution in places where they didn't put up the flyers?

That and when the flyers come down prostitution is A-OK again there.

 
AzErNy 2009-01-17 08:24:26 PM  
www.boston.com

/No longer attending inauguration

 
grotto_man 2009-01-17 08:27:06 PM  
Someone should put up near duplicate posters saying "Free Prostitute Zone".

/paging Marion Barry

 
Necrosis 2009-01-17 08:27:19 PM  
AzErNy: /No longer attending inauguration

Great picture.

A bunch of signs won't do anything but make the DC cops look stupid. Prostitution is legal other places? Legal the rest of the year? Good police work, Lou.

/legalize and regulate

 
BalugaJoe 2009-01-17 08:28:40 PM  
Don't smoke the monkey.

 
BLEMDAR 2009-01-17 08:29:56 PM  
I feel much safer knowing there are no "crack dealer free zones"

A HITT"LL GET YA HOOKED

 
FrancesWhiteFlag 2009-01-17 08:33:17 PM  
Regardless of the local regulations... this article was poorly transcribed, like closed-captioning during World Cup soccer.

 
pit_monster 2009-01-17 08:34:01 PM  
www.hotelsbycity.net

Prostitution free zone

 
kevinshields [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 08:34:29 PM  
Clamsterdam?

 
dennysgod 2009-01-17 08:34:46 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

Prostitute in reel life

mugshotdujour.com

Prostitute in real life

 
rash 2009-01-17 08:37:49 PM  
I didnt think blacks bought prostitutes...

Since that is ALL that will be in D.C.

 
nostudme 2009-01-17 08:38:23 PM  
"Free, free at last!"

 
Pechorin 2009-01-17 08:39:24 PM  
Ok, so this article is for 5th graders to find the grammatical errors right?

"Because this is focused, its limited in time, its aimed at a very specific issue, if you don't move along, well put you in the car," he said."

...really?

"If I saw a sign that said, 'Prostitution Free Zone' I would feel a little uncomfortable that there would be a house next store where police are at," she said."

Next store?

The article is almost as full of Fail as the idea. "Prostitution Free Zones?" Is it legal during other times of the year?

 
JamesLi 2009-01-17 08:43:18 PM  
dennysgod:



Prostitute in real life

That's a pretty forgiving picture.

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 08:44:40 PM  
I'd still have to pay for it

 
The Banana Thug 2009-01-17 08:44:51 PM  
AzErNy: /No longer attending inauguration

Awesome.

 
MBarry [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 08:48:04 PM  
grotto_man: Someone should put up near duplicate posters saying "Free Prostitute Zone".

/paging Marion Barry


I'm making my obligated appearance in the DC thread after the Marion Barry joke this time...

 
Sir Charles 2009-01-17 08:48:41 PM  
dennysgod: Prostitute in reel life

Prostitute in real life


I'll take neither for 800 Alex.

 
obamadidcoke 2009-01-17 08:50:40 PM  
No Ho Zone

/ha ha

 
joshuax 2009-01-17 08:51:04 PM  
reel prostitute in real life

imageflux.net

 
The Martintuckian 2009-01-17 08:51:43 PM  
So it was ok for Bush to screw us for the last 8 years, huh??

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 08:52:21 PM  
obamadidcoke
No Ho Zone

I prefer the Ho Ha Zone

/but I'd still be paying for it

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-01-17 08:52:45 PM  
D.C. establishing special "Prostitution Free Zones" during the inauguration. Dyslexics have their hopes momentarily raised . . . then quashed.

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2009-01-17 08:53:01 PM  
Pechorin: Ok, so this article is for 5th graders to find the grammatical errors right?

What's the deal with the loitering part? Does the author think loitering is fancy-talk for prostitution?

 
Maxor 2009-01-17 08:53:39 PM  
Oh my god they are evacuating all the congress critters from Washington DC for the inauguration? Is that legal?

/Prostitue N One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.

 
PhrozenStar 2009-01-17 08:54:46 PM  
I only came in here to say I hope the prostitution free zones work better at keeping the prostitues out than the gun free zones do at keeping the guns out.
Also i hope there's no guns... he may be a democrat, but he still deserves to live...

Phrozen
/have fun getting watched by homeland security y'all

 
kielydimes 2009-01-17 08:56:31 PM  
you wanna pepsi pal, you'll have to pay for it!

 
Xerxes99 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 08:58:16 PM  
If only they would do something about all the attention whores now...

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-17 09:00:08 PM  
Eh, it's like the seat belt law - if the cops now advertise"click it or ticket", it doesn't mean it's a new law nor is it legal to do it at the times they don't advertise it.

 
overlord 2009-01-17 09:01:40 PM  
www.wusa9.com
What prostitution may look like.

 
Walken's cooler brother 2009-01-17 09:01:42 PM  
that sir, is a great headline. well played.

 
Yamaneko2 2009-01-17 09:02:28 PM  
Please folks, we're talking progressive Democrats here. In public, we make the Puritans look like the cult of Dionysus. There was a gaggle of us in Chicago in 1996 for the DNC, and the city became Disney North for four days. Literally millions of us spent last Election Night dancing in the street from coast to coast, without incident (unless you count raucus flagwaving and off-key singing of the National Anthem a crime).

The ladies and men of negotiable virtue have probably fled the city, or are enjoying a long weekend off.

P.S. The johns are on K street. The prostitutes are on Capitol Hill.

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-17 09:06:42 PM  
Sir Charles: dennysgod: Prostitute in reel life

Prostitute in real life

I'll take neither for 800 Alex.


Fixed

 
radioman_ 2009-01-17 09:06:44 PM  
Free prostitutes and I haven't even gotten my puppy yet.

 
youl100 2009-01-17 09:07:48 PM  
vitter.senate.gov

Inconsolable.

/Hotlinked.

 
SpacePunk 2009-01-17 09:07:51 PM  
I thought the real whores worked in the big white house there.

 
hankhorsey 2009-01-17 09:08:01 PM  
Approves.

www.tvboyfriends.com

 
Solty Dog 2009-01-17 09:10:00 PM  
This obviously only applies to TSG hookers.
As it should. Hookers shouldn't look like the crack truck drove over their face and strippers should be a C cup and above.

 
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