Only use first-quality foil.

See this is why I only use the highest quality tinfoil. Anything less would get me cau-OH GOD THEY ARE KICKING IN THE DOOR!

Ron Howard?

/obscure?

"It's not because I'm racist that I will kill Barack, it's because I can no longer allow the Jewish parasites to bully their way into making the American people submit to their evil ways."

Oh... That seams rational.

FTFA:
"It's not because I'm racist that I will kill Barack, it's because I can no longer allow the Jewish parasites to bully their way into making the American people submit to their evil ways."

Wait, I thought he was Muslim?

In my experience it isn't so much about the quality of the foil but the dedication to never remove the hat. Too many Good Americans are lost every year because they remove the tinfoil hat while bathing and then you can imagine what happens.

For what it's worth, I once spoke to a guy who said the IRS was transmitting radio waves to him, telling him to pay his debt and only called and setup an installment agreement to make the IRS stop transmitting the radio waves to him. I thought that was hilarious.

I need to pay some bills now.

This is the best that they've got?

I work for the government, and I can tell you tin foil doesn't work.

Pechorin: I work for the government, and I can tell you tin foil doesn't work.

Ah, but aluminum foil does!@#@#

Wait, so did this comment board require registration? Or did they track his IP?

Otherwise, I can use my wireless laptop and get people arrested by posting threatning messages, while leaching of their broadband.

Everyone knows it's the Mormons who control the media, not Jews. They just make it look like the Jews are in charge. And to save you all, I will kill their founder Joseph Smith! Excuse me. *whisper whisper* Dead, you say? *whisper* A group of assassins. I see. *whisper* That many years ago?
Well, my work here is done. Good day to you all.

I never understood this: Bush must get a thousand death-threats a day, he gets one and the guy goes to jail. Freedom of speech?

doglover: Everyone knows it's the Mormons who control the media, not Jews. They just make it look like the Jews are in charge. And to save you all, I will kill their founder Joseph Smith! Excuse me. *whisper whisper* Dead, you say? *whisper* A group of assassins. I see. *whisper* That many years ago?
Well, my work here is done. Good day to you all.

Makes you wonder if the militant arm of the Mormon Church is still actively seeking dissenters to kill in order to 'preserve the faith'.

suraimu: Pechorin: I work for the government, and I can tell you tin foil doesn't work.

Ah, but aluminum foil does!@#@#

You can try it. But I know what's on your mind... oh god that's disgusting...

They're controlling my thoughts....and spying on our brains

The Secret Service is monitoring posts at www.alien-earth.org...? That is what I call dedication!

question is would secret service cared if he was not taking bad about the 'child terrorist' killers.

Pechorin: I work for the government, and I can tell you tin foil doesn't work.

That's just what they - I mean you - want us to believe.

Jeez, I hope nothing happens to the Obamessiah. He'll be canonized as the Black JFK and we'll never hear the end of it. Plus, Biden has an LBJ smell to him, and he'll get us into trouble for sure.

Besides, Barack has gotten his briefing from the Illuminati and now understands his role. He'll be no trouble....

/stops holding pinky to lip

Actually, as an incomplete Faraday cage, a tinfoil hat actually amplifies signals coming from underneath it.

Rockstone: I never understood this: Bush must get a thousand death-threats a day, he gets one and the guy goes to jail. Freedom of speech?

It's really a matter of if the threat could be concidered credible or not. Since this guy didn't own a gun and had no way to get to D.C. clearly he meant what he said.

I will help him escape in my spaceship.

Only use first-quality foil.

Actually, an off-brand might be better. I heard that Reynolds company is giving all the information they pick up from hats made of Reynolds Wrap to the government!

Y'know, when the FBI even questioned any of the many who threatened Bush, many of the usual suspects here complained about NeoConStormTroopers were infringing on freedom of speech. This guy, OTOH, isn't just questioned but actually arrested for threatening Obama, and you can hear crickets chirp.

/Not objecting to the arrest, just the double standard.

CornFedIowan: Pechorin: I work for the government, and I can tell you tin foil doesn't work.

That's just what they - I mean you - want us to believe.

Look, in reality, the only thing our alien-technology mind readers can't get through is oil. Black gold. Why do you think the price of oil shot up? Yup, people dunking their heads into barrels so we couldn't read their minds.

mayIFark

question is would secret service cared if he was not taking bad about the 'child terrorist' killers.

Wonderful to see that the antisemitic asshat has a Farker acolyte.

I keep telling people, you can't wear a tinfoil hat. That blocks out all your brainwaves and the government can tell that you're up to something. You have to make a tinfoil yarmulke and put your most precious thoughts under that spot so they think you are an ordinary citizen.

grotto_man: Y'know, when the FBI even questioned any of the many who threatened Bush, many of the usual suspects here complained about NeoConStormTroopers were infringing on freedom of speech. This guy, OTOH, isn't just questioned but actually arrested for threatening Obama, and you can hear crickets chirp.

/Not objecting to the arrest, just the double standard.
Get used to it, no one will make a movie about killing the fearless leader! Moose and Squirrel be damned!

giantsquidmarks: The Secret Service is monitoring posts at www.alien-earth.org...? That is what I call dedication!

He was turned in by the mods of another board. Some real tinfoil stuff here. Check out godlikeproductions to get the story.

Who is this Obama guy everyone keeps talking about?

communistsarestupid: Rockstone: I never understood this: Bush must get a thousand death-threats a day, he gets one and the guy goes to jail. Freedom of speech?

It's really a matter of if the threat could be concidered credible or not. Since this guy didn't own a gun and had no way to get to D.C. clearly he meant what he said.

a guy i worked with years ago told me he had made an off hand remark following the JFK assassination to the effect that he would have done that. he said this in a bar in new orleans. and got a visit from the secret service.

of course there was the whole jim garrison thing going on about that time.

holmer: grotto_man: Y'know, when the FBI even questioned any of the many who threatened Bush, many of the usual suspects here complained about NeoConStormTroopers were infringing on freedom of speech. This guy, OTOH, isn't just questioned but actually arrested for threatening Obama, and you can hear crickets chirp.

/Not objecting to the arrest, just the double standard.
Get used to it, no one will make a movie about killing the fearless leader! Moose and Squirrel be damned!

Would you like to put on a pot of coffee for the Secret Service agents soon to be visiting your house?

There's not much detail in the article, but this guy probably needs treatment for mental illness more than anything else.

Bucky Katt: There's not much detail in the article, but this guy probably needs treatment for mental illness more than anything else.

But without mental illness we wouldn't have sites like Timecube, DailyKOS, and Fark!

Why Obama though?
He hasn't been the Prez for the past 8 yrs.

Oh and leaving a nice and juicy digital imprint when you're planning to commit some crime, is always very smart.
Dumbass.

Actual Booking Photo??

grotto_man: Y'know, when the FBI even questioned any of the many who threatened Bush, many of the usual suspects here complained about NeoConStormTroopers were infringing on freedom of speech. This guy, OTOH, isn't just questioned but actually arrested for threatening Obama, and you can hear crickets chirp.

/Not objecting to the arrest, just the double standard.

You know, it's getting more and more difficult to tell the difference between trolls and Fark Independents^TM

No, that'd be too obvious.

/Hot for good measure.

Actually, this totally makes sense. It's generally the crazies that actually succeed in assassinating our presidents.

/or the CIA
//or the mob

Cue the "leave Obama alone" EMO.
He (Obama) is just another politician that wants to suck your blood.
Anyone that thinks that Obama will solve all of our problems is a fool.

llamalord: In my experience it isn't so much about the quality of the foil but the dedication to never remove the hat.


LOL Brilliant!

platedlizard: Actually, this totally makes sense. It's generally the crazies that actually succeed in assassinating our presidents.

/or the CIA
//or the mob


Or the Russians
Or the Palestinians

Okay RFK wasn't president but his particular disfunction seems most in line with Ufo Assassin's.

platedlizard: Actually, this totally makes sense. It's generally the crazies that actually succeed in assassinating our presidents.

/or the CIA
//or the mob


Good point - If John Hinckley had made a BBS post in 1981 talking about his plans to assassinate Reagan to prove his love for Jodie Foster, he probably would have seemed like just another ineffectual kook.

bomb bb-bomb, bbba bomb bomb, bomb, bomb....

and, no, I am not checking my bag.

I heard they will have bullet proof glass around him.

ScottRiqui: platedlizard: Actually, this totally makes sense. It's generally the crazies that actually succeed in assassinating our presidents.

/or the CIA
//or the mob


Good point - If John Hinckley had made a BBS post in 1981 talking about his plans to assassinate Reagan to prove his love for Jodie Foster, he probably would have seemed like just another ineffectual kook.

And she would have loved him, too. If only he had succeeded.

I love my state. First we have someone who threatens Bush on Myspace or Facebook and now we have this guy.

Go Dawgs!

Love my state. I do. We have crazies just like everyone else though.