Am i suppose to say something interesting ?

Cum here!

How would you even respond to that as a parent?! (the whole, I accidentally killed my half sister while babysitting her)

Prison rape is funny.

I get it now!

ecmoRandomNumbers: Prison rape is funny.

I get it now!

FINISH HIM!

Is Baby Sitting a new Babyality?

Here is an article with more detail. (new window)

FTFA:
According to arrest affidavits, Trujillo and Roberts were baby-sitting Zoe and her twin, 3-year-old sisters, who were sleeping in another room, while Trujillo's mother worked at a nearby bar.

"Trujillo said they were acting out the video game 'Mortal Combat' [sic] by savagely hitting and kicking Zoe, even dropping her on her side, which broke her wrist. Roberts, who claimed to be a martial-arts expert with his hands registered as 'lethal weapons,' said Zoe had asked him to stop hitting her but that he didn't because 'I was drunk,'" the Denver Post reports.

Zoe began to have trouble breathing. She seemed to fall asleep but was making wheezing and gurgling noises instead of normal breathing. Trujillo and Roberts put her in the bathtub and ran warm water on her back in an attempt to revive her, according to the affidavit.

When Zoe stopped breathing altogether, Trujillo and Roberts cracked an egg in her moth to see if she was "messing with them" according to the affidavit. The egg went down Zoe's throat.

But Trujillo and Roberts waited 15 minutes before calling for help.

"Prison rape is funny."

It is when it happens to child killers.

Epsilon: Here is an article with more detail. (new window)

Just...wow. I don't know what's more idiotic, the bizarre hillbilly home-remedies, or the serious consideration that they were being outwitted by a seven-year-old.

I came here to say "Finish Him" cause I don't think a lot of people will say that.

Epsilon: Here is an article with more detail.

WTF. I'm sure I've been pretty damn drunk before but I never wanted to play real life Mortal Kombat by beating some kid to death.

What sort of logic is behind breaking an egg in someone's mouth to see if they are alive? This goes way beyond being drunk. There's an unnatural amount of pure stupidity here too.

Came here to make a snarky "get over here" reference, but Epsilon's detail sucked all the funny out of the thread. That's just sick.

Do doot do do do doot
ANAL COMBAT!!!

friendship

Bildo: "Prison rape is funny."

It is when it happens to child killers.

Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

Epsilon: When Zoe stopped breathing altogether, Trujillo and Roberts cracked an egg in her moth to see if she was "messing with them" according to the affidavit. The egg went down Zoe's throat.

... egg?? WTF???

Wait, "egg in her moth"? And what, pray tell, is a "moth"?

So one year of age difference means that she gets 6 years in "the youth offender system" and he spends 36 in MPITA Prison? It was her Farking sister, too. I don't get this at all.

Fano
Porky Pig...Elmer Fudd

Oh god get it out of my head.

BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 03:23:12 PM
Cum here!

Isn't it "Get over here"? But I still laughed.

eliz1bef: So one year of age difference means that she gets 6 years in "the youth offender system" and he spends 36 in MPITA Prison? It was her Farking sister, too. I don't get this at all.

Well, there are 2 more differences that matter too. Can anyone tell me what they are.

Time for everyone to post pics of their favorite Mortal Kombat character:

Glitchwerks: What sort of logic is behind breaking an egg in someone's mouth to see if they are alive? This goes way beyond being drunk. There's an unnatural amount of pure stupidity here too.

Logic? There is none. My only guess is they figured if she was "faking it" she would spit the egg out. This is the sad result of leaving two stupid and undisciplined teens in charge of looking after a toddler.

some gemini: Fano
Porky Pig...Elmer Fudd

Oh god get it out of my head.

BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 03:23:12 PM
Cum here!

Isn't it "Get over here"? But I still laughed.

I won't claim to be original - it was Carlin arguing "you can't make a joke about that, rape isn't funny." And that was his response.

Pechorin: Well, there are 2 more differences that matter too. Can anyone tell me what they are.

My guess is that he did most of the physical abuse, plus he's black, so he's got that going for him.

Sgt Otter: Epsilon: Here is an article with more detail. (new window)

Just...wow. I don't know what's more idiotic, the bizarre hillbilly home-remedies, or the serious consideration that they were being outwitted by a seven-year-old.

They deserve a the lifetime of anal rape coming to them. How do you even do that?

You got to realize that some people in prison ARE the rapists. Maybe this guy will just fit the bill and actually enjoy his time there?

queezyweezel: ecmoRandomNumbers: Prison rape is funny.

I get it now!

FINISH HIM!

ANALITY

eliz1bef: So one year of age difference means that she gets 6 years in "the youth offender system" and he spends 36 in MPITA Prison? It was her Farking sister, too. I don't get this at all.

Only one black guy can get off in Colorado per decade...sorry.

Such typical behavior, coming from another black dude and his snicker licker.

I thought it was Porno Kombat

/Pornality!
//I miss lickmysweaty

Once word spreads thru the prison that he killed a 7 year old child he will have a year at the most to live. I hope he enjoys all the special services hell has to offer cause this mother farker is gonna burn!

Attractive white chick gets 6 years. Her not-so-attractive black boyfriend gets 36 years for the same crime.

Stay classy, Colorado.

Tomji: You got to realize that some people in prison ARE the rapists. Maybe this guy will just fit the bill and actually enjoy his time there?

There's always that nagging fact that supposedly child killers and molesters aren't treated very nicely by the rest of the population.

"Never_Wrong writes:

Did he shoot a cloud of ice at the child, freeze it, and then punch it, making it explode into a thousand pieces?"


Giggle... Alright who's the wiseguy

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Time for everyone to post pics of their favorite Mortal Kombat character:

That's a "Big Trouble In Little China" character.

Mugato: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Time for everyone to post pics of their favorite Mortal Kombat character:

That's a "Big Trouble In Little China" character.

Raiden was inspired by that movie. You're fractionally correct.

AzErNy: eliz1bef: So one year of age difference means that she gets 6 years in "the youth offender system" and he spends 36 in MPITA Prison? It was her Farking sister, too. I don't get this at all.

Only one black guy can get off in Colorado per decade...sorry.

O RLY?



Nine rape allegations for Gary Barnett's team

/In the space of five years
//White guys, African-American guys, Latino guys, Asian-American guys; didn't really seem to matter what color your skin was/what ethnicity you were.

Pechorin:
Well, there are 2 more differences that matter too. Can anyone tell me what they are.

He's black and she's a white girl.

What do I win?

ANALITY!

/with a side-helping of BANALITY

I'm pretty sure the Aryan Brotherhood is gonna make a good example of this guy. I can't imagine a large black population in Colorado's prison system. But seriously, these two idiots are giving Ohio a run for its money. In Florida I'm pretty sure these two would fry.

WTF? Her WHAT?

/Great Headline, subby

PooFlingingCHIMP: Once word spreads thru the prison that he killed a 7 year old child he will have a year at the most to live. I hope he enjoys all the special services hell has to offer cause this mother farker is gonna burn!

Did you miss the part where his hands were registered weapons. He'll have no trouble killing punks in prison!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Raiden was inspired by that movie. You're fractionally correct


Nah, I'm completely correct. That's why the Raiden in the Mortal Kombat movie was the Highlander guy with a completely different look.

Don't they know mortal kombat sucks now? And has for a while?

I thought everyone moved over to soul calibur and the new streetfighter.

/Hey SNK, last blade 3 please

I feel desperately sorry for the parents of the dead child and the parents who love their idiot, murdering son and who have lost him. Imagine being either parent.

Since when did teenagers become so violent and stupid? There is no way this young man did not know what he was doing. The same for the sister. It must be the mercury in shots or the fluoride in water or something. People are so farking stupid these days.

N_Bluth: Pechorin:
Well, there are 2 more differences that matter too. Can anyone tell me what they are.

He's black and she's a white girl.

What do I win?

Nothing, unless Trujillo and Garcia are white surnames.

Don't ya just hate it when you have a few drinks and then next thing you're uncontrollably punching a toddler? I mean haven't we all been there?

HUCK TICKTICK DIDDLE ICK TICK!!!

HYUUKIN!

Andy always wanted to be a wrestler.

I just don't understand people, I really don't. What a sick and farked up couple.