Could you see their first?

hello? anyone home?

What about their post?

Look, of course Mary had gigantic hooters. Why do you think God banged her?

Unknown_Poltroon: Look, of course Mary had gigantic hooters. Why do you think God banged her?

Her thetan levels?

I am a fan of busty Virgin Mary models.

I'd hit it like toast on ebay.

Unknown_Poltroon: Why do you think God banged her?

Gotta bang somebody.

/ttiswop - more big pics of busty marys.

So why is this greenlit then?

/approves
//link is hot as the hellfire I'll be wallowing in
///ave maria

It's not Mary, but it makes me merry.

in favor of hooters!

with 'Mother of God!' pic

Fashion has got to be one of the longest running rackets in history. Gotta hand it to them tough, as far as scams go, it is a real winner.

Why bring up menstruation? It's disgusting enough that it even exists.

How did they know that was supposed to be the Virgin Mary? I always imagined the mother of a preacher and wife of a carpenter would dress rather more humbly.

Argus Prescott: It's not Mary, but it makes me merry.

I never, ever get tired of that picture.

oh man what is the name of that nun!!!!!

I also never tired of the picture, which is why I jumped at the chance to post her. I wish I knew who she was or where I could find more pictures of her. You would think someone in this cursed land we call Fark would have the goods....

Oranda: oh man what is the name of that nun!!!!!

Somehow I don't think the nunnery's going to let you have her phone number.

"There is no pornography here, there's no sex, there are no virgins menstruating or feeling each other up"
That's next week's show at the "Anything Goes" peeler bar.

Maybe they can have a children's fashion show featuring Mohammed's wives?

/yeah, I went there

Mmmmmm plastic shiny freaky boobs.

Secondary sexual characteristics are the DEVIL!@!

I've always imagined the Virgin Mary in a tuxedo t-shirt.

/With ginormous tits.

mark12A: Maybe they can have a children's fashion show featuring Mohammed's wives?

/yeah, I went there

There only a few thousand Muslims in Chile (new window). So yeah pick on the tiny minority. You're a real sweetheart.

MemeSlave:

"Why bring up menstruation? It's disgusting enough that it even exists."

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

blazemongr: Oranda: oh man what is the name of that nun!!!!!

Somehow I don't think the nunnery's going to let you have her phone number.

Nicely played, sir.

...unless you meant convent.

however THIS is ok

Ample near-naked breasts

/my four favorite words
//the second one is optional

Jesus is watching you fap.

That's no virgin!!!!

Slap some babies on'em, problem solved! (new window)

WWBJS? (What would baby Jesus suckle?)

NSFW

/nuff said

there is no such animal as a Chilean sea bass.

I'd sanctify it.

/hotter than hell

Mary is Jesus' mother.
Mothers' breasts feed babies.

ergo, Mary should be depicted with heaving, exposed bosoms in all their bouncing joy.

Gordon Bennett: Mary is Jesus' mother.
Mothers' breasts feed babies.

ergo, Mary should be depicted with heaving, exposed bosoms in all their bouncing joy.

No she didn't

They gave him water, which baby Jesus promptly changed to breast milk.

I wonder what would happen to a woman breast feeding Jesus. Seeing as he can cure blindness, chronic menstruation and leprosy by touch, would her boobs get bigger? I mean, some woman need a miracle, and he is there, providing them with his suckling...

no pics?

Mmm, gratia plena.

metalligoth: NSFW

/nuff said

Sacred Heart would be a Jesus with the exposed heart and a nine-incher captioned: "I have a sacred heart on for you". Nice tits, though.

I couldn't tell if it was Chile or not, the cloth was too thick.

Hit it? Like a rat out of an aqueduct.

re: pictures of hot busty virgin maries-

MemeSlave: Why bring up menstruation? It's disgusting enough that it even exists.

fapfapfap

Holy Mother of God!

Hey guys, I heard Jesus' mom had boobs.

Pass it on.

Models. The article clearly said models. That is plural. Plural means more than one. There is one freaking picture. Show us the models. Plural. More than one.

TwistedFark: Hey guys, I heard Jesus' mom had boobs.

Pass it on.

Good sir, I refuse to believe such an outrageous statement without physical proof, most preferably in the form of photographs and/or grainy video camera footage taken in the back of a van down by the river.