Neil Cavuto doesn't think. That's an outright lie.

Separated at birth?

submitter: Neil Cavuto thinks

Liar.

Do point out with all these job losses, a record number of Americans are still working.

...4 minimum wages jobs, with little or no health care coverage, while CEOs run companies into the ground and walk away with millions of dollars in severance pay.....

Do point out with all these job losses, a record number of Americans are still working.

Which, of course, is in no way related to there being a record number of Americans.

co-conspirator: Which, of course, is in no way related to there being a record number of Americans.


sure, more americans are working...but they're working crappy jobs for MUCH less pay. meanwhile, senior executives are walking around will millions of dollars in taxpayer funded bailout money and cutting jobs left and right.

Obama better hope he's able to keep people fed and housed. Because if people start going hungry and have no housing he'll see riots in the streets and looting on a national scale.

[TotalFark] Quote 2009-01-17 02:08:15 PM
Do point out with all these job losses, a record number of Americans are still working.

Do you know about percentages you weapons grade cumbucket?

Neil Cavuto thinks President Bush was too classy during his farewell speech.

Beerrun thinks Neil Cavuto is an Grand Cru douchebag.

I bet this douche masturbates to thoughts of Dubya.

Tigger: [TotalFark] Quote 2009-01-17 02:08:15 PM
Do point out with all these job losses, a record number of Americans are still working.

Do you know about percentages you weapons grade cumbucket?

You know, I have nothing to add to this beyond the fact that I really think "weapons grade cumbucket" is the best insult I have seen in ages and plan to use this as often as possible going forward.

It takes some weapons-grade stupidity to associate Bush with class.

/except 1st edition thief
//with loaded loser-dice that only roll 1s

Weaver95: Do point out with all these job losses, a record number of Americans are still working.

...4 minimum wages jobs, with little or no health care coverage, while CEOs run companies into the ground and walk away with millions of dollars in severance pay.....

Not to mention that the population, you know, grows.

Some will call you a cowboy who didn't get it.

I prefer a cowboy who frankly didn't care whether they did.

So Cavuto's idea of a good President is a cowboy who doesn't care if he gets it? Wow.

Do remind them you've given more to fight disease and AIDS and hunger than any other president combined.

WTF does that even mean? Is it "any other President" or is it "all other Presidents combined?"

Neil Cavuto strikes me as less than intelligent.

serpent_sky: You know, I have nothing to add to this beyond the fact that I really think "weapons grade cumbucket" is the best insult I have seen in ages and plan to use this as often as possible going forward.

Agreed.

Also, I wonder how many more idiots are going to attribute that Cavuto quote from TFA to Weaver. You could at least make a smidgen of effort in the reading comprehension department, especially with the italics.

FTFA: And this time, become Italian.

And I can say that, Mr. President, because I am Italian

I'm guessing the Italians who are not Neil Cavuto probably don't want him all that much.

serpent_sky: You know, I have nothing to add to this beyond the fact that I really think "weapons grade cumbucket" is the best insult I have seen in ages and plan to use this as often as possible going forward.

Just what kinds of weapons use cumbucket in the first place

?

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Just what kinds of weapons use cumbucket in the first place

?

SCUDs. The dreaded cumbucketscud.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Just what kinds of weapons use cumbucket in the first place?

Instain mothers who kill their babby?

Weaver95: Obama better hope he's able to keep people fed and housed. Because if people start going hungry and have no housing he'll see riots in the streets and looting on a national scale.

and it will be all obama's fault, right?

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Just what kinds of weapons use cumbucket in the first place

?




This kind!

Megain: Weaver95: Obama better hope he's able to keep people fed and housed. Because if people start going hungry and have no housing he'll see riots in the streets and looting on a national scale.

and it will be all obama's fault, right?

I'm sure someone will try to blame it all on him, but no - it won't be his fault.

we're on the verge of a systemic collapse. I don't really want to be cliche about it, but the rich are getting richer and there are more 'poor' every year. Look what happened just this past year - Congress gave billions of dollars to wall street and what did they do with taxpayer money? gave themselves pay raises and fired a bunch of people. I mean c'mon! If that's allowed to continue eventually things WILL degenerate. it's about as inevitable as history gets.

Casey got hit with a bucket of shiat
And the band played on.
He slid cross the floor and got hit with some more.
And the band played on.
His head was so plastered,
He smelled like a bastard,
He didn't know what to do.
So he sat in the chair with the shiat in his hair,
And the band played on.

A rat too dumb to abandon a sinkink shiat.

Too classy...For him, I guess. Oh yeah, he does work for Fox News.

The previous seven years were only "pretty good" if you were already wealthy; real wages remained stagnant throughout that time, while the middle class shrunk even more. Also, just completely ignore the fact that the last several months have shown that all that success of the wealthy was basically smoke and mirrors, and now the whole thing has come crashing down because of it.

Weaver95: I'm sure someone will try to blame it all on him, but no - it won't be his fault.

we're on the verge of a systemic collapse. I don't really want to be cliche about it, but the rich are getting richer and there are more 'poor' every year. Look what happened just this past year - Congress gave billions of dollars to wall street and what did they do with taxpayer money? gave themselves pay raises and fired a bunch of people. I mean c'mon! If that's allowed to continue eventually things WILL degenerate. it's about as inevitable as history gets.

Could be, but I don't think it'll happen in my lifetime.

I almost wish it would, because I don't see any other way to pare back government intrusion into our privacy.

That's not the way our Christian President rolls.

We'll miss you sir.

We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

Bu but my ri-iiights. Bad Patriot Act bad!

Mr. Obama, the rabble are of the opinion the Patriot Act is no good. We, of course both know it's not going anywhere but sir if you would please do us the honor of pretending to oppose it, we will be most appreciative.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

You should really consider retirement.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: That's not the way our Christian President rolls.

We'll miss you sir.

We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

I have difficulty understanding your perspective. You seem a bit too stupid to be one of the absurdly wealthy that benefited from GWB. You know how to use a computer (i assume) which makes you slightly smarter than the average mouthbreathing redneck.

What are you?

Also thinks Ann Coulter is too feminine

I agree. He needs to stop pretending to be a woman.

>> Do point out with all these job losses, a record number of Americans are still working.

You see they will never stop being so ever lovin stupid. Never.

They can break everything, they can piss of the country and the world, they can get tossed out of the House, the Senate and the Presidency.

They just can't stop being stupid.

Remember that the next time they chime in with another one of their "great" ideas.

Stop paying attention to what failures say.

Mugato: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

You should really consider retirement.

You know something I don't know?

That lying sack of shiat isn't worth the crap he's stuffed with.

Having sex with little children, could it be a GOOD thing?

...up next on Your World, with Neil Cavuto

Well, obviously, Neil is a foot-tapper.

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: And this time, become Italian.

And I can say that, Mr. President, because I am Italian

I'm guessing the Italians who are not Neil Cavuto probably don't want him all that much.

He's not an Italian-American. He's a Douchebag-American.

jcooli09: Weaver95: I'm sure someone will try to blame it all on him, but no - it won't be his fault.

we're on the verge of a systemic collapse. I don't really want to be cliche about it, but the rich are getting richer and there are more 'poor' every year. Look what happened just this past year - Congress gave billions of dollars to wall street and what did they do with taxpayer money? gave themselves pay raises and fired a bunch of people. I mean c'mon! If that's allowed to continue eventually things WILL degenerate. it's about as inevitable as history gets.

Could be, but I don't think it'll happen in my lifetime.

I almost wish it would, because I don't see any other way to pare back government intrusion into our privacy.

WRONG. Governments usually become more authoritarian under these circumstances and the rich demand protection from the mob.

robot monkey: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: That's not the way our Christian President rolls.

We'll miss you sir.

We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

I have difficulty understanding your perspective. You seem a bit too stupid to be one of the absurdly wealthy that benefited from GWB. You know how to use a computer (i assume) which makes you slightly smarter than the average mouthbreathing redneck.

What are you?

a troll

Bucky Katt:

WRONG. Governments usually become more authoritarian under these circumstances and the rich demand protection from the mob.

If the government wins, yeah. But in that case I will be dead, so it won't matter to me anymore.

Weaver95: Megain: Weaver95: Obama better hope he's able to keep people fed and housed. Because if people start going hungry and have no housing he'll see riots in the streets and looting on a national scale.

and it will be all obama's fault, right?

I'm sure someone will try to blame it all on him, but no - it won't be his fault.

we're on the verge of a systemic collapse. I don't really want to be cliche about it, but the rich are getting richer and there are more 'poor' every year. Look what happened just this past year - Congress gave billions of dollars to wall street and what did they do with taxpayer money? gave themselves pay raises and fired a bunch of people. I mean c'mon! If that's allowed to continue eventually things WILL degenerate. it's about as inevitable as history gets.

Is there something wrong with that?
This capitalist system of ours is due for a serious overhaul.

I just took a fulltime job, my first in over 10 years and man, the amount our government takes in income tax really sucks. Having to pay $1300.00 a week in Federal and State income taxes and social programs? That's 38% of my income, which is a higher percent than they pay in Canada and the UK^ And they get free health care and much better social programs. What do we get? A war machine, corporate welfare and government wiretaps.

I'm thinking about seeing if I can just go corp to corp, or just leaving and returning to contracting. Because I'm used to being able to write everything off to keep my taxes low. However, it is a good job with a good company, pays very well for a FT job and I am genuinely happy doing what it is I do there, which is why I joined the company to begin with. But seeing the huge dent taxes put into paychecks vs what I get i return for those dollars makes me think that the US is broken and probably wont be fixed any time soon.

Here's hoping that Obama keeps his word on the middle-class tax cut.

robot monkey: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: That's not the way our Christian President rolls.

We'll miss you sir.

We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

I have difficulty understanding your perspective. You seem a bit too stupid to be one of the absurdly wealthy that benefited from GWB. You know how to use a computer (i assume) which makes you slightly smarter than the average mouthbreathing redneck.

What are you?

An over-the-top obvious troll, probably an alt.

Bucky Katt: Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: And this time, become Italian.

And I can say that, Mr. President, because I am Italian

I'm guessing the Italians who are not Neil Cavuto probably don't want him all that much.

He's not an Italian-American. He's a Douchebag-American.

That's true, not all Douchebags are Italian

/ducks

Bucky Katt: robot monkey: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: That's not the way our Christian President rolls.

We'll miss you sir.

We know the complaints are all bullshiat and nobody's leaving Iraq. We know it's nothing but theater and Obama was selected to placate brown people around the world.

I have difficulty understanding your perspective. You seem a bit too stupid to be one of the absurdly wealthy that benefited from GWB. You know how to use a computer (i assume) which makes you slightly smarter than the average mouthbreathing redneck.

What are you?

a troll

PAY THE TROLL TOLL!!!!!

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: You know something I don't know?

Good sir, the number of things that any one of us knows, that you don't know, could fill a large warehouse.

as someone who's great grandfather was kicked out of sicily by Mussolini, i say fark cavuto. the italians already strung up one facist, riddled him with bullets, and let old women piss and spit on him.

maybe that's the sort of class he wants.

Some will call you a cowboy who didn't get it.

I prefer a cowboy who frankly didn't care whether they did.

Neil...you ignorant slut! Bush is a city-slicker, blue-blood aristocrat wearing a cowboy costume to fool the rubes into voting for him. That 'ranch' is nothing more than a brush farm.

i never knew you could make every sentence a paragraph.

it's a revelation.

i mean, writing like this really allows me to say whatever i want, and not have to follow it with something related.

like this sentence, it's about leprechauns and rainbows.

sorry, i can't continue, this is too painful.

doodoobutter: i never knew you could make every sentence a paragraph.

You have to remember the intellect of their target audience: functionally retarded.

Besides, it makes the talking points easier for the non-thinkers to remember.