Meh, they get beaten enough as is when they come to UND to play hockey.

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

They need people to kill all the golfers.

I used to bag my fair share of gophers back in college when I was single...

Oh, no! Tremor could be out of a job. (pops)

UberDave: They need people to kill all the golfers.

but if we kill all the golfers, they will lock us up and throw away the key

That's my home town. Even know one of the guys in the article. Gopher hunting is way too much work for the small bounty.

Folks that do it for money are sellouts.
I do it for tradition, sport, and because if I
did not they would overpopulate and starve.
Gopherers are the true environmentalists.

ironrat: Folks that do it for money are sellouts.
I do it for tradition, sport, and because if I
did not they would overpopulate and starve.
Gopherers are the true environmentalists.

+1, subby. I appreciate it and offer a golf clap, albeit a spoof of a golf clap.

Does not approve. At least he will achieve total consciousness on his deathbed, which is nice.

Crosshair: Meh, they get beaten enough as is when they come to UND to play hockey.

thread over in the boobs

/Gophers suck!

Casualty is not causality.

Good, I never trusted that http stuff anyway.

Varmint Cong.

FTFA "Nature abhors a vacuum....."

While this is true, you CAN trap them out of individual fields and if you keep at it, you can substantially reduce the damage to machinery caused by the little bastards.

This looks like it could be gravy

UberDave: They need people to kill all the golfers.

Are you kidding me? Golf is fun as all hell, even if you suck. Ride 18 and go a beer a hole with some friends.

Hell, scrambles are just about the most fun I have ever had.

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I say.

Big hitter the Lama....

You guys are slippin'...