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(Some Winona Guy) Dumbass Your honor, "sniff" my client "sniff" is...HEY what's with the handcuffs?   (winonadailynews.com) divider line 73
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PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:06:42 PM  
A horrible blow to his practice....

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:36:19 PM  
People should stop imitating Ally McBeal.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:17:31 PM  
Did he meet Al Pacino in the men's room, too?

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:28:43 PM  
If you wanna hang out, you've got to scream and shout...

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:29:17 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
Swears he's never tried the stuff.

 
SherKhan 2009-01-17 02:31:00 PM  
Sniffilis.

 
Kuta 2009-01-17 02:31:10 PM  
api.ning.com

 
Roho 2009-01-17 02:31:30 PM  
In all, police gathered five grams of cocaine they say belonged to Ramsay.

Estimated street value, $20 million.

 
Fizics 2009-01-17 02:31:38 PM  
"Your honor, I'd like to continue this line... of questioning"

 
eff ewe 2009-01-17 02:31:55 PM  
Judges are so serious these days.

 
LegacyDL 2009-01-17 02:32:16 PM  
schattenteufel: Swears he's never tried the stuff.

tinypic.com

This guy as well has never tried the stuff.

 
Dennis_Moore 2009-01-17 02:33:30 PM  
schattenteufel: Swears he's never tried the stuff.

He's very good!

 
torquestripe 2009-01-17 02:33:33 PM  
Meh, a lawyer. Who really cares.

 
tenhigh 2009-01-17 02:33:46 PM  
well, who DOESN'T take over an 8 ball of cocaine to work with them every day?

i mean come on, we've all been there.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:35:55 PM  
Winona Police Investigator Jay Rasmussen reported he saw Ramsay leave a conference room about 1:20 p.m. Thursday and enter a nearby mens room. He emerged moments later without having flushed a toilet, "sniffing profusely" and pinching and wiping his nose, according to court documents.


So this cop was just hanging around the men's bathroom and listening to people as they did their business in there? I wonder if Investigator Rasmussen makes a habit of hanging out in the mens room and 'observing' behavior there....

 
mikaloyd 2009-01-17 02:36:11 PM  
Must be a cracker. He snorts it instead of smoking it.

 
kmt11 2009-01-17 02:36:19 PM  
5 grams is an awful lot of blow to be bringing with you for a few hours at work.

 
The_Philosopher_King 2009-01-17 02:36:51 PM  
I agree with Rodney Dangerfield. I don't like cocaine, I just like the smell.

 
Oznog 2009-01-17 02:38:34 PM  
www.dethklok.org

I TOLD you, these public defenders all have one thing or another wrong with them...

 
HomeGrownCone 2009-01-17 02:44:50 PM  
Ramsay's brother Gordon Ramsay is police chief in Duluth, Minn., and could also not be reached Friday by phone.

He told a Duluth newspaper:


My brother's a farking donkey!!!

 
posit_notes 2009-01-17 02:48:56 PM  
Can't wait for the followup with the guys client getting out of murder charges, or at the very least a sweet plea deal. "It was all my coked-up lawyer's fault. He told me it was just candy sugar."

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:50:20 PM  
posit_notes: Can't wait for the followup with the guys client getting out of murder charges, or at the very least a sweet plea deal. "It was all my coked-up lawyer's fault. He told me it was just candy sugar."

I want to know why the cop was hanging around the mens room and watching what guys did in there....

 
crazynickstyle 2009-01-17 02:55:41 PM  
"Are you on drugs?"
i40.tinypic.com


"No sir, I don't take drugs."
i42.tinypic.com


"Well I don't like your bathroom behavior."
i39.tinypic.com

 
Photoshop This [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:57:55 PM  
I'm a wedding photographer. A few years ago I had a coke problem. There was one occasion on which I had stayed up all night only to have to do an 8 hour wedding the next day. I ended up having some left and doing some to keep myself awake. It ended up just making me paranoid and sweaty, and everyone in church who looked at me just knew I was all farked up. I remember sitting in the front row and the priest was talking about sinners as his gaze fell on me. Good thing those days are over...

 
The Voice of Doom 2009-01-17 03:03:59 PM  
enter a nearby mens room. He emerged moments later without having flushed a toilet, "sniffing profusely" and pinching and wiping his nose,

Damn, and here I am with my sinusitis and the occasional trip to rinse my nose if it's bad - didn't know I was doing coke!

 
Mentalpatient87 2009-01-17 03:09:32 PM  
i292.photobucket.com

Dr. Rockso, Attorney at Law.

 
soseussme 2009-01-17 03:09:41 PM  
The lesson here is "Always flush." It helps hide the sound of your snorting too.

 
pvd021 2009-01-17 03:16:07 PM  
And now you all know why Lawyers charge the rates that they do.

 
Hide your chickens 2009-01-17 03:21:01 PM  
Winona Police Investigator Jay Rasmussen reported he saw Ramsay leave a conference room about 1:20 p.m. Thursday and enter a nearby mens room. He emerged moments later without having flushed a toilet, "sniffing profusely" and pinching and wiping his nose, according to court documents.

Sounds to me like he had a bad cold and went to the mens room to get some tissue. However, since he was followed by the detective into the restroom, and then a police lab technician just happened to enter the courtroom and "discover" white powdery residue. it sounds like perhaps they were tipped off beforehand.
With the limited amount of experience I personally have with lawyers, this does not surprise me even a little.

 
TripSixes 2009-01-17 03:26:00 PM  
FTFA: Ramsay's brother Gordon Ramsay is police chief in Duluth, Minn., and could also not be reached Friday by phone.

Well now we know where he gets his drugs.

 
Arklop 2009-01-17 03:29:01 PM  
After trying it a couple of times, I never really found the appeal...just made me hyper and chatty.

/Green > white

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 03:32:36 PM  
Arklop

After trying it a couple of times, I never really found the appeal.

Next time, try rocking it up and smoking it, while at the same time enjoying about half a bottle of premium scotch and some really good 1970's porno tapes.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 03:34:27 PM  
kmt11

5 grams is an awful lot of blow to be bringing with you for a few hours at work.

THIS

It sounds like a long-term problem simply reached its logical conclusion.

 
mama's_tasty_foods 2009-01-17 03:35:05 PM  
Photoshop This: I'm a wedding photographer. A few years ago I had a coke problem. There was one occasion on which I had stayed up all night only to have to do an 8 hour wedding the next day. I ended up having some left and doing some to keep myself awake. It ended up just making me paranoid and sweaty, and everyone in church who looked at me just knew I was all farked up. I remember sitting in the front row and the priest was talking about sinners as his gaze fell on me. Good thing those days are over...

First, GOOD FOR YOU for getting past that problem.

Second, your wedding story contains the explanation for some peoples' question of 'why did the cop watch him.' When you're on something regularly, you ain't fooling anybody. I imagine this kind of behavior had gone on with him for a long time, before he got so brazen he thought he could do it in a courthouse.

 
ScottMpls 2009-01-17 03:38:46 PM  
"Winona Police Investigator Jay Rasmussen reported he saw Ramsay leave a conference room about 1:20 p.m. Thursday and enter a nearby mens room. He emerged moments later without having flushed a toilet, "sniffing profusely" and pinching and wiping his nose, according to court documents."

So, today's Pro-tip, kids, is: If you're going to do nose candy in a bathroom, make sure you flush the toilet when you're done.

 
dankery 2009-01-17 03:40:00 PM  
Damn drugs really devastate lives. I mean, he was really a deadbeat piece of shiat right? Being a lawyer and all...

 
dragonchild 2009-01-17 03:40:10 PM  
Zero sympathy for the dumbass lawyer, but 20 years and $250k for five grams??

This country is seriously farked up. Terms like "cruel and unusual punishment" are bedrock foundations of our democracy. . . except when we find them a wee bit annoying.

 
stoppit 2009-01-17 03:40:11 PM  
Came for the Gordon Ramsay pic & does not approve. Leaving disappointed.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 03:40:45 PM  
In other news, people are watching you when you leave the bathroom and wondering why you didn't flush.

WTF?

 
DannyJunior 2009-01-17 03:40:56 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
wineguy 2009-01-17 03:41:29 PM  
FTFA: Ramsay's brother Gordon Ramsay is police chief in Duluth, Minn.

upload.wikimedia.org

/lolwut?!

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 03:41:57 PM  
If your job requires you to talk a mile a minute, cocaine might not be such a bad idea.

 
stoppit 2009-01-17 03:42:33 PM  
Ahhhh ... thanks so much wineguy.

 
wineguy 2009-01-17 03:44:18 PM  
stoppit: Came for the Gordon Ramsay pic & does not approve. Leaving disappointed.

As you see, I was thinking the same thing. No more disappointment.

 
stoppit 2009-01-17 03:47:47 PM  
One of these days I'll figure out how to post me some pics so I can quit complaining. :-)

 
Goodfella 2009-01-17 03:48:11 PM  
"Winona Police Investigator Jay Rasmussen reported he saw Ramsay leave a conference room about 1:20 p.m. Thursday and enter a nearby mens room. He emerged moments later without having flushed a toilet, "sniffing profusely" and pinching and wiping his nose, according to court documents... Dungy searched Ramsay and found a four-inch long straw containing cocaine residue and a contact lens case containing about a gram of cocaine in his pockets, according to the documents."

Damn this guy knows how to party!

 
ScottMpls 2009-01-17 03:55:21 PM  
studebaker hoch: In other news, people are watching you when you leave the bathroom and wondering why you didn't flush.

WTF?


Can you imagine the charges if he didn't wash his hands too?

 
Show_The_O_Face [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 03:58:36 PM  
And he still won't get disbarred.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 03:58:38 PM  
What if they guy had only gone in the bathroom to jerk off?

 
earthworm2.0 2009-01-17 04:01:46 PM  
I think this should have the "obvious" tag. Ive known too many people with great professions that catch themselves addictions because they have lots of money and nothing better to do with it.

 
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