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(Some Guy) Strange What a nice puppy, yesyouare. This your owner? Hi, give me your jewelry and I will give your puppy back. Now   (kptv.com) divider line 32
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madmann [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:14:04 PM  
I heard the dog was in on it.

/It's a trap.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:28:57 PM  
Police are monitoring the local stores for unusually large purchases of Beggin' Strips, steak.

/bacon!

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:38:13 PM  
Using the dog as a hostage. He's going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:40:42 PM  
Too bad the puppy didn't pee all over the robber.

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:47:39 PM  
So the woman just blithely handed over her jewelry? 5'10" is imposing, but unless you're a frail old lady, just make a running tackle at the biatch's legs. She'll let go of the dog. Or at the VERY least, scream your fool head off. It's not like you've got a gun pointed at you.

/Not an internet tough guy, but I'm not giving anyone my jewelry just because they're holding my yappy little dog.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 04:51:25 PM  
sounds like complete bs. check the local pawn shops - the woman sold her jewelry to support her coke habit and made up this story

 
Unknown_Poltroon [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 05:38:17 PM  
Threaten my dog, you better have a farking gun.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 05:42:56 PM  
Threaten my gun, you better have a farking dog.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 05:44:15 PM  
Black people for $500, Alex

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 05:46:17 PM  
fark my dog, you better have threat for my gun

 
Pyr0 2009-01-17 05:56:02 PM  
Dogjacking?

upload.wikimedia.org

 
QueazyRider 2009-01-17 05:56:58 PM  
studebaker hoch: Black people for $500, Alex

The woman sought by deputies is described as white, in her 30s, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and 180 pounds with brown hair.


that's a fail unless i missed your point.

 
octopied 2009-01-17 06:07:56 PM  
I'd be tempted to see if she let go of the dog when I punched her in the face. I'd have to contemplate whether it'd be worth the assault charge.Since I'm an average sized woman with no prior convictions,I think I could get off pretty lightly. Although, the story sounds a little fishy....who wears jewelry worth anything when out dog walking?

 
cuzsis 2009-01-17 06:11:16 PM  
A Yorkie, huh? You could do some serious damage to that small of a dog if you wanted to...

However, once I got the dog back... well, sucks to be you.

/internet tough gal.

 
Kisthesky 2009-01-17 06:25:52 PM  
If she tried that on me, she might be in for a rude surprise. I'd let her keep mine! (I have two chihuahuas.)

 
VarnsenVandelayPennypacker 2009-01-17 06:27:00 PM  
This isn't hard to believe, some people love thier dogs more than thier kids. That being said, I pity the fool that try to use my dog as a hostage.

/sucka

 
Dr. Nick Riviera [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 06:40:20 PM  
Didn't this happen in a movie or something? Maybe I'm just thinking of Silence of the Lambs.

 
roesti 2009-01-17 06:41:24 PM  
No love for Lugash?
www.simpsonspark.com

Lugash: You all did great! Cats back for everyone!
Girl: I had a dog.
Lugash: Is cat now!

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-01-17 06:44:10 PM  
Pyr0: Dogjacking?

Rockets!

 
ha-ha-guy 2009-01-17 07:48:51 PM  
If you're going into a life of crime, don't get tattoos on your hand or anywhere that a witness could easily spot them.

/just saying
//odds the woman sold the jewerly for some reason and this is her coverup?

 
Fact Man 2009-01-17 08:17:56 PM  
People like this are ruining the world.

Just like people who hitchhike and then carjack the good samaritan who picks them up,

Just like people who befriend somebody just to rip them off,

Just like people who shake hands with somebody in order to pickpocket them...

They're ruining the good spirit of friendship among strangers that used to exist, but dwindles with every passing day.

Evil people. Death is too good for them.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-01-17 10:09:35 PM  
I you love your dog that much buy a farking leash. How much free space does a Yorkie need?

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-01-17 10:29:17 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Poor doggie

 
puppypants 2009-01-17 11:00:44 PM  
I'd like to see her pick up my dog.

i20.photobucket.com

 
PokeyMon 2009-01-17 11:19:23 PM  
The woman sought by deputies is described as white, in her 30s, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and 180 pounds with brown hair.

Whoa, a legal excuse to punch a fat, hot, mostly tall white chick in the face and get away with it.
Gotta get me some small dogs, STAT.....

 
The Drunk IT Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:48:57 PM  
puppypants: I'd like to see her pick up my dog.

WTF? Is that thing half lama?

 
sandi_fish 2009-01-17 11:55:52 PM  
The Drunk IT Guy - I believe that is a Newfoundland doggie.

 
puppypants 2009-01-17 11:57:43 PM  
sandi_fish: The Drunk IT Guy - I believe that is a Newfoundland doggie.

correct

 
reillan 2009-01-18 12:16:08 AM  
Here's how she should've handled this:

Ok, I'll hand you the jewelry, you hand me the dog on the count of three. Ready? One, two, *kick to the kneecap*

 
Shatner's Toupee 2009-01-18 03:11:45 AM  
See, this is why I carry a pistol. I'd have suggested a whole different trade-off involving getting my dog back before I turn him into a cripple.

 
GuidoDelConfuso 2009-01-18 06:06:22 AM  
THAT IS MY JEWELRY

GIVE IT BACK
YOU ARE A DOG

IT DOESN'T EVEN FIT

 
Sobrrr 2009-01-18 11:11:20 AM  
Stupid idiot! Have you priced a Yorkie lately? The dog was worth more than her jewelry!

 
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