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(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Thief leaves behind half-eaten hot dog while husband snores on recliner nearby   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 23
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shanrick [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:14:06 PM  
Half eaten hot dog? Must not have been greasy enough. Without all the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

 
mikaloyd 2009-01-17 02:54:02 PM  
He married a thief?

 
swahnhennessy 2009-01-17 02:58:46 PM  
Why'd she take her husband along?

 
Archie DeBunker [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:59:42 PM  
mikaloyd: He married a thief?

Yeah, and why bring a sleepy husband along on a job?

 
Crudbucket 2009-01-17 02:59:50 PM  
FTFA: The hot dogs were in a drawer in the refrigerator.

Pulitzer!

 
LegacyDL 2009-01-17 03:01:52 PM  
Was it a Chicago style hot dog?

 
Hide your chickens 2009-01-17 03:08:35 PM  
Sounds like a case for C.S.I. Just do DNA analysis of any saliva left behind on the hot dog, match to any previous samples in the database, and send hotdog guy to the iron hotel.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-01-17 03:09:17 PM  
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life...www.marcresearch.com

 
IonBeam2 2009-01-17 03:22:19 PM  
Link (new window)

 
wutchamacallem 2009-01-17 03:22:51 PM  
Must have been a spare wallet.

And how did the mess get dirty.

 
IonBeam2 2009-01-17 03:28:21 PM  
i204.photobucket.com

Obscure.

 
TreeHugger [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 03:30:00 PM  
He married a dog? And a thief ate half of his pet? Ewww...

 
special20 2009-01-17 03:36:27 PM  
yummy yummy yum yum yum
dummy dummy dumb dumb dumb

 
gr8fultom 2009-01-17 04:04:35 PM  
I motion that the man was drunk... went looking for something... couldn't find it.... made himself a hotdog... ate part of it and passed out.

 
doobiebrother 2009-01-17 04:05:07 PM  
ptikobj not obscure, ptikobj excellent...
"help!, i'm stuck in your guitar!"

 
wineguy 2009-01-17 04:16:01 PM  
Maybe the thief was Jewish and realized it wasn't a kosher dog.

 
pooperator 2009-01-17 04:34:43 PM  
gr8fultom: I motion that the man was drunk... went looking for something... couldn't find it.... made himself a hotdog... ate part of it and passed out.

I prepend to this motion, "the man lost his wallet earlier in the day whilst enjoying bottomless Bocce"

 
dweezil101 2009-01-17 04:43:16 PM  
Did they check to see if they left the water running?

www.pieheaven.net

 
mavrick45 2009-01-17 04:46:30 PM  
Crudbucket: FTFA: The hot dogs were in a drawer in the refrigerator.

Pulitzer!

you beat me to the punch! lulz.

IonBeam2: Obscure.

no

 
T-Luv 2009-01-17 05:10:08 PM  
Hide your chickens: Sounds like a case for C.S.I. Just do DNA analysis of any saliva left behind on the hot dog, match to any previous samples in the database, and send hotdog guy to the iron hotel.

You might be able to get a DNA sample, but if that person isn't in any database, then it won't bring you any closer to the suspect. It may help confirm you have the right person once you catch them, but it won't lead you to them. The thief probably left some other clue, though.

 
LargeCanine 2009-01-17 05:18:15 PM  
Get a dog. Dogs are less likely to sleep through an intrusion than a reclining husband.

/train the dog, its not a piece of furniture.

 
BLEMDAR 2009-01-17 05:20:12 PM  
Thank you NAPIEN

 
NintendoGrl 2009-01-18 10:31:45 AM  
*husband wakes up* "Ooooooh hot dog!" like Homer Simpson

 
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