Hey! What's with the quotes around "winter"? It's cold here. I almost couldn't wear shorts and go down to my mailbox in bare feet today.

Almost.

Although I did not know that, you could have said "toddlers are falling from trees" and I still would have just facepalmed and said "farking florida"

I call shenanigans. Everybody knows that iguanas grow on bushes.

dahmers love zombie: Hey! What's with the quotes around "winter"? It's cold here. I almost couldn't wear shorts and go down to my mailbox in bare feet today.

Almost.

I know that weather. I call it 5 degrees Farenheit.

I own an iguana so I'm getting a kick.

/wild iguanas aren't nice once they're warmed up, anyone trying to 'save' them will be tail-whipped into submission

dahmers love zombie: Hey! What's with the quotes around "winter"? It's cold here. I almost couldn't wear shorts and go down to my mailbox in bare feet today.

Almost.

Bah. I wore shorts when I went to the gym today*, and it was 11F.

* insert 26 minutes joke here.

Florida aslso has a wild population of Burmese Pythons.

Usually the trees around here produce oranges, but iguanas are pretty cool, too.

/grabs camera, runs outside

Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

It's raining iguanas, hallelujah.
It's raining iguanas, amen.

DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.

Hey, I'm not a native Floridian, so I know cold when I feel it, subby. It was in the twenties the other day (not counting windchill) here in Jax and I even caught a whiff of snow on the air. Frost on the palm trees, etc. I had to dress in layers for the first time since I moved down here! I'd much rather be all "brr it's cold I need a blanket" than "omg it's so humid I can't breathe cough cough hack."

Gumercules: DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.

I thought you had to be in Tijuana to enjoy barbecued iguana?

yllosubmarine: I'd much rather be all "brr it's cold I need a blanket" than "omg it's so humid I can't breathe cough cough hack."

If you think Jax is hot come visit me in The Swamp sometime.

Gumercules: DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.


Is not impressed.....

Gumercules: DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.

First of all, we are on two different sides of the state. Boca Grande is on the west coast near Port Charlotte. Boca Raton is on the east coast and full of Jews. I should know, my bubbe lives there. There is not a Jew in sight on Boca Grande
Secondly.....that's just gross. Thanks for the image.

DubyaHater: Gumercules: DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.

First of all, we are on two different sides of the state. Boca Grande is on the west coast near Port Charlotte. Boca Raton is on the east coast and full of Jews. I should know, my bubbe lives there. There is not a Jew in sight on Boca Grande
Secondly.....that's just gross. Thanks for the image.

Yeah, Jews are a lot harder to grab by the tail than iguanas. But since they don't eat iguanas there are plenty around. Iguanas that is.

I was never suggesting that Boca Grande and Boca Raton were near each other, just relating my iguana story.

(To the tune of "Chestnuts roasting by an open fire")

Orange groves roasting by some open fires
Iguanas falling from the trees
Easter carols being sung by Mall choirs
New Yorkers dressed up like Eskimos


Everybody knows some turkey and a stupid 'ho'
Help to make the season bright
Tiny twits with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight


...


And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For kids from one to ninety two
Although its been said many times many ways
Happy Caturday to you!

Gumercules: Yeah, Jews are a lot harder to grab by the tail than iguanas.

There's a trick to it, you have to entice them to draw them in closer to you. .. I use pennies.

Ah, pollo de los arboles. Muy sabroso.

Oldiron_79: Florida aslso has a wild population of Burmese Pythons.

What about Monty Phythons?

demanton: Ah, pollo de los arboles. Muy sabroso.

Sabe a pollo?.

Oldiron_79: Florida also has a wild population of Burmese Pythons.

Yeah, but the pythons pretty much ignore the iguanas and go for the cats and small yappy dogs (not that there's anything wrong with that). Still waiting on the shipment of gorillas.

Wall of Voodoo approves!

Raging Thespian: I know that weather. I call it 5 degrees Farenheit.

I hope you left off a zero there.

/Floridian
//it's effing freezing down here
///it can't just be 70 degrees
////it has to be 100 or 40
//slashington

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


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It was dead.

Gumercules: DubyaHater: Gumercules: DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.

First of all, we are on two different sides of the state. Boca Grande is on the west coast near Port Charlotte. Boca Raton is on the east coast and full of Jews. I should know, my bubbe lives there. There is not a Jew in sight on Boca Grande
Secondly.....that's just gross. Thanks for the image.

Yeah, Jews are a lot harder to grab by the tail than iguanas. But since they don't eat iguanas there are plenty around. Iguanas that is.

I was never suggesting that Boca Grande and Boca Raton were near each other, just relating my iguana story.

Are iguanas kosher?

FeFiFoFark: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


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It was dead.

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

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It was also dead

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

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Peer Pressure

Unknown_Poltroon: Gumercules: DubyaHater: Gumercules: DubyaHater: Go to Boca Grande, FL. Those damn things are all over that island. My friend's father used to get drunk and shoot at them with a pellet gun.

/good times

I was in Boca Raton about six weeks ago and we were catching them and eating them. Really not all that bad and damned easy to catch.
Just run up on 'em real quick and step on their heads or grab them down from a tree by the tail and smack 'em against the side-walk. You don't even need to use a weapon.

First of all, we are on two different sides of the state. Boca Grande is on the west coast near Port Charlotte. Boca Raton is on the east coast and full of Jews. I should know, my bubbe lives there. There is not a Jew in sight on Boca Grande
Secondly.....that's just gross. Thanks for the image.

Yeah, Jews are a lot harder to grab by the tail than iguanas. But since they don't eat iguanas there are plenty around. Iguanas that is.

I was never suggesting that Boca Grande and Boca Raton were near each other, just relating my iguana story.

Are iguanas kosher?

no, no reptile is, locust are fyi

zedster: no, no reptile is, locust are fyi

So that locust plague was actually God sending a buffet?

dahmers love zombie: zedster: no, no reptile is, locust are fyi

So that locust plague was actually God sending a buffet?

sure we can go with that, its more they ate my food, I ate them

dahmers love zombie: Hey! What's with the quotes around "winter"? It's cold here. I almost couldn't wear shorts and go down to my mailbox in bare feet today.

Almost.

same here. it dropped down into the 40s and i had to turn on the heat. f'n cold!

sforce: Gumercules: Yeah, Jews are a lot harder to grab by the tail than iguanas.

There's a trick to it, you have to entice them to draw them in closer to you. .. I use pennies.

hahahaha

Mugato Raging Thespian: I know that weather. I call it 5 degrees Farenheit.

I hope you left off a zero there.

/Floridian
//it's effing freezing down here
///it can't just be 70 degrees
////it has to be 100 or 40
//slashington

LOL, at 8AM it was -17F at my house(NW chicago) with -38F windchill yesterday when i started my walk to work and we are just getting to what i refer to as 'glove weather'

/it was -56F (air temp, not windchill) in the western territories (canada) a few days ago... so apparently it was 'tropical' here.

I'n Russia , trees fall from iguanas.



lol lol


/DRTFA

zedster: FeFiFoFark: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

I thought it was supposed be a baby...

/pitchfork

FootInMouthDisease: LOL, at 8AM it was -17F at my house(NW chicago) with -38F windchill yesterday when i started my walk to work and we are just getting to what i refer to as 'glove weather'


Well, you're living in a environ obviously not meant for human habitation.

I remember when I was working in Miami and where I was staying these green lizard things were running up the walls. I went to complain to management and they politely told me that those things keep the rats, roaches, and snakes away. They run out the building when they get spotted by humans. It took some time to get used to it but after a while.

Good times in Miami

Does anyone have a video or pictures? I'd like to see it rain iguanas.

... I'm also from Florida. My parents had one iguana come around and we thought it was very cute. So we regularly left food out for the fella. Two years later, large tour groups of iguanas still come by and leave many craps on my parents lawn.

zedster: Are iguanas kosher?

no, no reptile is,

Not even lawyers?

GIANT FROGS! GIANT FROGS! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? GIANT FROGS!

Back to you.

Mugato Well, you're living in a environ obviously not meant for human habitation.

Some days it truly feels that way. It can go from 108F* in July/August to -21F** (when i was still in elementary school) in Jan/February.

Its quite a city to observe through the seasons.

/temperatures taken at my house* and an old radioshack thermometer my dad used to have in his study**

"Winter" in Florida is 60 degrees. People there are wusses, and evidently so are the iguanas.

/lives in the middle of nowhere
//and nobody gives a shiat where it's at.

Nine Tales: "Winter" in Florida is 60 degrees. People there are wusses, and evidently so are the iguanas.

/lives in the middle of nowhere
//and nobody gives a shiat where it's at.

So what do the people of Oklahoma do when they aren't getting blown up by right-wing nut jobs? Or is dying all they are good at?

Gumercules: Nine Tales: "Winter" in Florida is 60 degrees. People there are wusses, and evidently so are the iguanas.

/lives in the middle of nowhere
//and nobody gives a shiat where it's at.

So what do the people of Oklahoma do when they aren't getting blown up by right-wing nut jobs? Or is dying all they are good at?

Dying and choking down athletic events. But that's for another board.

A couple mornings ago here in Iowa we had a record low of -38 F NOT counting windchill. And I had classes that morning. It felt like like my throat was starting freeze definatly not comfortable.

On topic I never knew iguanas shut off. I had an Aunt who lived on Satellite beach and when I was younger I would chase them all over her backyard. I should try the foot on head technique next time :)

Nine Tales: Gumercules: Nine Tales: "Winter" in Florida is 60 degrees. People there are wusses, and evidently so are the iguanas.

/lives in the middle of nowhere
//and nobody gives a shiat where it's at.

So what do the people of Oklahoma do when they aren't getting blown up by right-wing nut jobs? Or is dying all they are good at?

Dying and choking down athletic events. But that's for another board.

Well that was not near an angry of a response as I was going for.

Wonderful, I just bought a brand new blowgun and I've been looking for some target practice,

New York iguanas must be tougher than the Florida ones. It's 11° F here and I don't see any of our's falling. The Florida iguanas should wear gray fur coats.

Superevil: Wonderful, I just bought a brand new blowgun and I've been looking for some target practice,

Remember the Clinton rule.