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(SMH) Amusing If you're 6 foot, tall, toned and recently lost a jacket, this hot chick would like a word with you (with bonus pic of said hot chick)   (smh.com.au) divider line 247
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moogrum [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:55:53 AM  
I will agree, she's hot.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:56:39 AM  
thats my jacket, but i didn't take her heart.
I was actually flirting with the Asian dude in the blue shirt behind her.
I guess me waving , smiling, and blowing kisses his way made HER think that it was for her. Geez, How self obsessed can woman get these days?

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:11:13 AM  

for as many times as she says she's not a stalker in the video...

When the man left the Jet Cafe Bar in the Queen Victoria Building, she noticed his jacket was still on the back of his chair. She took the garment and went back the next day to leave her name and number with staff.
why in the fark did she take the damn jacket instead of just turning it in to the cafe? what a psychotic biatch

 
sullyman 2009-01-17 10:14:48 AM  
Something tells me this is a viral video campaign of some kind.

 
tweek46420 2009-01-17 10:16:47 AM  
FTA "There is no obligation for him if he just wants his jacket back," she said. "I am not a stalker. I am a bit shy."

Miss Clarke has also created a website and email address to aid her mission, complete with photographs of her posing seductively in the jacket


that sound's both creepy and pretty damn far from shy

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:25:00 AM  
It's not craigslist missed connections, it's the Sydney Morning Herald.

And it's a guy who owes a whole lot of late fees for his tux rental.

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:25:24 AM  
submitter: (with bonus pic of said hot chick)

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

 
Radioactive Ass [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:31:10 AM  
"I'm not a stalker" who just happened to put up a website devoted to finding a guy who left his jacket behind at a cafe' and took a picture where it looks like I'm naked except for the jacket I took home and sniffed for a few hours instead of turning it into lost and found at the cafe'.

/I'm not a stalker

 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:33:09 AM  
Megain: for as many times as she says she's not a stalker in the video...When the man left the Jet Cafe Bar in the Queen Victoria Building, she noticed his jacket was still on the back of his chair. She took the garment and went back the next day to leave her name and number with staff.why in the fark did she take the damn jacket instead of just turning it in to the cafe? what a psychotic biatch

First thing I thought. (didn't WTFV)

Could go either way on the Crazy Hot Scale:
img521.imageshack.us

 
Crapweasel 2009-01-17 10:38:25 AM  
Hmmm... blonde Sydney based desperate gold-digging AW?

It's more likely than you think.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:54:22 AM  
Couldn't even remember his hair color. He was tall and hot. What a connection.

Give it up, chicky. He's married and he's been telling his wife every day that the cleaners destroyed that jacket, he was NOT talking to a girl in a cafe, and this is all a crazy coincidence.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:56:51 AM  
I'd let her wear my jacket.

/too early to come up with a clever sexual innuendo

 
chrisco123 [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:13:54 AM  
Really bad actress. This is viral.

 
tweek46420 2009-01-17 11:15:09 AM  
eddyatwork: I'd let her wear my jacket.

/too early to come up with a clever sexual innuendo


dude it's all in how you say it, anything can sound like an innuendo

I'd let her wear my jacket.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:20:31 AM  
tweek46420
eddyatwork: I'd let her wear my jacket.

/too early to come up with a clever sexual innuendo

dude it's all in how you say it, anything can sound like an innuendo

I'd let her wear my jacket.

actually i think

I'd let her put on my jacket

might work better..

www.morethings.com

// you know jacket
//like condom
//ehy ?

 
BrunelloBabe [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:32:49 AM  
Wait, this guy was tall, fashoin-conscious, and in Australia?

indefenisble?

 
sloppy shoes 2009-01-17 11:53:16 AM  
She's no Hillary Duff.

 
Neurocrat 2009-01-17 12:07:19 PM  
And there is absolutely *no* chance that this is some lame viral advertising stunt.

/The internet makes you cynical.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:10:56 PM  
Sure. I'll come get my jacket. From your video, I see we'll have a discussion that consists of you saying "Yeah.....Um.......So....Yeah..." for several minutes.

On second thought, keep it.

 
Ima10urin8 [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:23:06 PM  
Im 6'6 stoned and recently lost a jacket

 
kck 2009-01-17 12:24:28 PM  
If a guy did this, it would come off as totally creepy.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-01-17 12:25:02 PM  
Reverse the sexes and it's a report about the guy getting arrested for trying to track her down, sex offender list, etc.

/just saying

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:25:22 PM  
She's a stalker, but Id still hit it. Id have to put my man in the jacket first, but thats ok.

 
cowsspinach [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:27:23 PM  
Shes beautiful but seems crazy. Some men tend to love the crazies.

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-01-17 12:28:11 PM  
She doesn't look very hot in the picture, but in the youtube video she is pretty damn cute. Still not "hot".

Also, if I was the guy (yeah, right), I would send a friend to pick the damn jacket up, and have him/her drop it off at the dry cleaners before I received it again.

 
Maxgasm 2009-01-17 12:29:13 PM  
I bet she sleeps wearing that jacket at night.

/hot woman with Aussie accent
/fap

 
ScreamingInDigital 2009-01-17 12:29:37 PM  
img223.imageshack.us

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:30:01 PM  
if by toned you mean "really fat" then yeah it's my jacket

 
Captain_Creampuff 2009-01-17 12:30:04 PM  
yeah, that pic doesn't make her look crazy at all

 
Catran 2009-01-17 12:31:11 PM  
Viral or Fact. It is still a pretty creepy thing to do.

 
i ate my crayon 2009-01-17 12:31:29 PM  
Oh of course you're not a stalker, honey. You're in love!

 
Ninjazx 2009-01-17 12:31:29 PM  
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joltek 2009-01-17 12:31:44 PM  
FTA: Miss Clarke said. "I do not normally put myself out there like this.

Yeah right lady.

Describing the serial killer neighbour to reporter "I can't believe it, he was such a nice quiet man"

 
orat-on-a-stick 2009-01-17 12:31:53 PM  
Her mini website (new window)


Don't think a reverse DNS search would tell us anything like it was owned by some big corp that made this jacket.

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:32:35 PM  
She's very, very attractive....in still photographs.

 
foil helmet guy 2009-01-17 12:33:10 PM  
i270.photobucket.com

 
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity 2009-01-17 12:35:06 PM  
The word for today is HOT!

 
The_Philosopher_King 2009-01-17 12:35:58 PM  
1. It's probably viral.

2. If not, she blew it. The guy talked to her for a bit and decided he wasn't interested. If he was he would have asked for her number or would have done something to keep in contact. He didn't even ask her name. So he had zero interest. (She may be crazy.)

 
vudukungfu 2009-01-17 12:36:13 PM  
chrisco123: Really bad actress. This is viral.

And if it is not, two truths are certain:
1) She sleeps in the jacket, for the crazy is strong with this one.
2) He's gay, but connected briefly with her because she remided him of his dead sister, and he never wants to go there again.

 
jiaxiaobo 2009-01-17 12:36:19 PM  
"It was just something about that chemistry that we had that it felt right," Miss Clarke said. "I do not normally put myself out there like this."

 
neenerist 2009-01-17 12:37:52 PM  
Pink, heart festooned papier background; cutesy poses fending off paparazzi while wearing the jacket; all that's missing is a bunny in the pot.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:38:03 PM  
orat-on-a-stick: Don't think a reverse DNS search would tell us anything like it was owned by some big corp that made this jacket.

Oh, I was thinking it was more likely a viral ad for "Jet Cafe Bar in the Queen Victoria Building" which is mentioned prominently.

 
nolanvoid 2009-01-17 12:38:22 PM  
10 points to who guesses which company made this.

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:38:29 PM  
www.kanewj.com

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-01-17 12:38:44 PM  
I saw the video. It looks like she's acting to me.

I vote fake.

 
Mahatma Kane 2009-01-17 12:39:35 PM  
100% pure unadulterated grade-A bullstein.

But.... fist, angry etc.

 
zinny 2009-01-17 12:40:02 PM  
Six feet tall? Toned?

I'm out.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-01-17 12:40:09 PM  
img149.imageshack.us

Hi stranger!

Remember me?

I am rubbing your outerwear on my genitals!

Wanna meet for coffee?

Yea, this would go over REAL WELL if a guy tried it.

Real, real, real well indeed.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:40:27 PM  
Sadly, I'm neither 6 foot, nor tall, nor toned, and I am not missing a jacket.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:40:33 PM  
BrunelloBabe: Wait, this guy was tall, fashoin-conscious, and in Australia?

indefenisble?


Could be.

 
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