interesting

Are you farking kidding me? GWB is the worst asshat president out of all 43 we've had. Calling him a hero is like calling me a.... well, think of something good to call me, and it's that much B.S. Looking forward to Tuesday.

Tuesday cannot come soon enough. Just reading those quotes makes me want to punch a puppy.

eddyatwork: Tuesday cannot come soon enough. Just reading those quotes makes me want to punch a puppy.

Damn the puppies! Punch a kitteh!

/Caturday and all. grumble grumble.

Such bravery - avoiding military service during his youth - then bravely sending hundreds of thousands of servicemen & women into a pointless war based on lies and bulsh*t!

allow me to play the devils' advocate here.
He is a hero , maybe a national hero. He had a plan, if the congress allowed him a free hand, he would have been successful. However, our politicians, Mr Bush excepted ofcourse, have no balls. They do what looks good short term and do not think like Mr Bush did about the long term consequences of their actions. When Mr Bush wanted to go after Osama they at first gave him a green light (much like this article), however when Osama feld to Iraq to hang out with Saddam - a fact that Mr Bush, Mr Cheney, and that black guy fully acknowldged to be true - the congress always adding unwanted things to bills - told him to over throw saddam while he was there , and to install a democracy...

//where was I going with this ?

Well, that's it then. The majority of the world is made up of dumb snobs who have no idea how to judge a president. I can't believe we've been wrong all this time.

FTFA:

(The mind boggles when one imagines what Bill Clinton would have tried to do to beautiful, brilliant Condoleezza Rice, but making her Secretary of State wasn't one of them. Making her his secretary, ready at hand to sexually harass, more like.)

wat

Madeline Albright made my policy pants fit funny. At least her foreign policy advice MADE SENSE.

...and so it begins.

I love the smell of paid revisionism in the morning...

Just look at the paradise that Iraq has become and what a marvelous state he is leaving the country in.

The article seems like a long, drawn out, "he's not really a monster, so he can't be that bad" spiel.

I wonder if people write artices like this just to see if they can - like, to test their writing skills. There's really no other justification.

well, he did get rid of two unsightly buildings in downtown manhattan...

/ducks

Summation of Article: George W. Bush fixed African AIDS and he didn't have sex with Condoleezza Rice, nothing else happened for eight years.

Best Prezident EVAR!!!

FlashHarry: well, he did get rid of two unsightly buildings in downtown manhattan...

/ducks

It's okay, I can't afford shoes to throw at you.

FlashHarry
well, he did get rid of two unsightly buildings in downtown manhattan...


WINNAR jerkoff of the day

Here's a question - can someone name a single thing Bush accomplished in his second term? Name one thing where he said "I want to do this" and he got it done.

Is there anything of actual note?

Sym_pathetic: Summation of Article: George W. Bush fixed African AIDS and he didn't have sex with Condoleezza Rice, nothing else happened for eight years.

Best Prezident EVAR!!!

Everyone was on vacation.

Green light?

Awesome.

The only thing I'll give the man credit for is his cat-like skills in dodging that shoe. That shiat was impressive. Dude is like the farking Road Runner.

Doctor Funkenstein: The only thing I'll give the man credit for is his cat-like skills in dodging that shoe. That shiat was impressive. Dude is like the farking Road Runner.

He was a wuss. He ducked out the way while Maliki tried to block the shoes.

trouzourt: He had a plan, if the congress allowed him a free hand, he would have been successful.

On the slight chance that you actually believe what you just typed, I can say only this:

Do you have no memory of the six years that he never had to find his veto crayon as the Republican-dominated House and Senate gave him everything he asked for?

This weird brand of revisionism the reality-denying right-wing has been attempting lately is stunning. Stunning in that they don't seem to realize that this has been the most exhaustively documented and easily searched eight years in history.

Keep it up, I beg you. Marginalize yourselves even further. A generation or two crying in the wilderness will do all y'all a world of good.

DamnYankees: Doctor Funkenstein: The only thing I'll give the man credit for is his cat-like skills in dodging that shoe. That shiat was impressive. Dude is like the farking Road Runner.

He was a wuss. He ducked out the way while Maliki tried to block the shoes.

I don't know, dude. I don't like defending that clown for anything, but I think just about anyone else would have taken that shoe off the dome. His tard senses detected danger and he snapped into action. That's pretty much all I got for the guy after 8 years. He didn't get hit with that shoe. That's it.

he brought the world to the brink of ruin.

-and he'll have obama take it to the next level.

that is his standard operational procedeure.

"fark shiat up...and bail"

it's not great or 'good'...but he's consistant.

some 'people' regard consistancy as a good thing.

"I don't know, dude. I don't like defending that clown for anything, but I think just about anyone else would have taken that shoe off the dome. His tard senses detected danger and he snapped into action. That's pretty much all I got for the guy after 8 years. He didn't get hit with that shoe. That's it."

-sith.

Bauer: that is his standard operational procedeure.

"fark shiat up...and bail"

look at it this way.
once he leaves office, what further damage can he do?

Doctor Funkenstein: I think just about anyone else would have taken that shoe off the dome

I would have been beaned and I probably would have done the Austin Powers quote. "Ow! That really hurt! Honestly, who throws a shoe?" You know who would have done better? RON PAUL!

He would have grabbed the shoes right out of the air and everyone would go OOOH! because they would know it's about to become epic. The guy throwing the shoes would crap his pants because he knows he's about to have his ass handed to him, but RON PAUL would simply go to him and hand him the shoe back and the guy would be all like, man he could have destroyed me but he didn't so he's all right in my book.

SilentStrider: once he leaves office, what further damage can he do?

He could try to microwave a hot dog at the 7-11 and blow up the microwave which could set the building on fire where it reaches the underground gas tanks causing a huge explosion which burns up a bus filled with orphans and kittens. Bet you didn't think of that did you.

Six years of all-Republican rule, six years of abject and utter fail.

Nobody that voted for this really even gets a say for a while. You contributed to the worst presidency at least in my lifetime, if not in history.

I'm not about to call his presidency a success. However, the one thing that really bothers me is the people who supported the decision to go to war now completely denying it.

Bush had a 75% approval rating (or thereabouts)! That's pretty damn high, considering the number of people who will disagree with everything he does merely because he's Republican.

So I give Bush a lot more of a pass on Iraq. I was one of those who applauded doing something gutsy, rather than resting on silent, ineffective diplomacy. I actually thought there may be a chance that Iraq falling into democracy could help it spread through the mid-east. It didn't, the war is a failure. But I'm not going to lie and say I knew that all along.

By the way, we still have the task of calming down the mid-east. If we leave Iraq, that's all well and good. But then what? Knee-jerk Bush haters: what is YOUR plan?

downstairs: we still have the task of calming down the mid-east

You do?

SilentStrider: Bauer: that is his standard operational procedeure.

"fark shiat up...and bail"

look at it this way.
once he leaves office, what further damage can he do?

he can't initiate further damage, but the fires still burning when he rides off into the sunset aren't just going to magically go away.

Just the words G W Bush and hero in the same sentence is enough to make me want to throw up.

eddyatwork: He would have grabbed the shoes right out of the air and everyone would go OOOH! because they would know it's about to become epic. The guy throwing the shoes would crap his pants because he knows he's about to have his ass handed to him, but RON PAUL would simply go to him and hand him the shoe back and the guy would be all like, man he could have destroyed me but he didn't so he's all right in my book.

Heh - definitely. RON PAUL would have pointed at the shoe as it was in mid-air and it would have stopped right there. He then would have chastised it for loafing around and not doing its job by being on someone's foot. After that, he would have put the shoe to work in a factory in Lake Jackson, Texas, making decent wages with a respectable benefits package.

silentstrider...

Bauer: that is his standard operational procedure.

"fark shiat up...and bail"

look at it this way.
once he leaves office, what further damage can he do?

-secretary general of the un?

the connections he has, makes him a threat to world peace...in or out of office.

he must be shunned by the people...and treated as a pariah.

What a load of shiat.

the right has effectively goat-farked ron paul.

-he was ready...we were not.

Bauer: the right has effectively goat-farked ron paul.

-he was ready...we were not.

and yet the people who claim they would like someone like Ron Paul for President spend all of their time and energy hating the Dems and giving Republicans yet another free pass.

It would never occur to them that their little "conservative" buddies would turn on them like rabid dogs if their candidate ever became a threat to Republican power.

Doctor Funkenstein: Heh - definitely.

I like your version too. We'll put it on the Director's Cut DVD edition.

Bauer: the right has effectively goat-farked ron paul.

That's because all joking aside, he was the only candidate from a major party who basically said the right wing failed. He was ignored and deliberately shut out because if people actually listened to him instead of the media, they'd have agreed with him.

Who wrote this tripe? Tony Blair?

eddyatwork: That's because all joking aside, he was the only candidate from a major party who basically said the right wing failed.

Didn't many Democrats say this, including Obama?

i blame israel.

we do not rule our own land.

that is farked up.

i, for one, am sick and tired of the israeli-palestinian bullshiat.

i cannot wait until barack unveils his velvety pimp hand.

-yes we can...has our own liberty.

obama knows...

DamnYankees: Didn't many Democrats say this, including Obama?

Yes but I find it telling how so many prominent republicans did not endorse McCain. Oh and before anyone says that I'm a democrat, I'm not. They are far too right for me. I'm a registered non-partisan who voted green this election.

mordant...and eddie...

we like to shoot ourselves in the foot.

-we're funny that way.

great bsg last night, btw.

one of the best, imo.

that's "eddy".

hey...i'm baking...with coffee!!!!

-;)

"I'm a registered non-partisan who voted green this election."

i used to be a registered 'dem'.

the clintons fixed that for me.

-now...i await aragorn.

or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

as long as we have the tubes...we will rule one day.

hold their feet to the fire...

take no prisoners...

common sense ftw!

god creates dinosaurs...god kills dinosaurs.

man creates dinosaurs...man kills god.

-dinosaurs eat man...

computers...built by dinosaurs, rule the universe!

hey...i heard that a plane landed in the hudson!

Bauer: bush-bashing

It's not "bashing" when it's true.

The wrong man, in the wrong job at the wrong time. That will be his legacy.

Bauer: the quality of bush-bashing in this thread is full of win.

We don't have too much left of the guy, man. We need to get this out while we can. Comedy is about to take a major hit.