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(FMQB) Spiffy Beyonce set to sing the "first dance" song for Barack and Michelle Obama. Let's hope it's "Crazy In Love" and not "Beautiful Liar"... although subby is secretly hoping for "Flaws And All"   (fmqb.com) divider line 53
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tartie_pants 2009-01-17 09:30:55 AM  
It's At Last she let it slip

/god why do i know these things...

 
Whamdangler 2009-01-17 09:34:26 AM  
We're getting a better president, so it could be Upgrade U.

Disclaimer:

I ONLY know this because of that TV commercial, I had to look up the title to see if it was really "upgrade"

 
Edsel 2009-01-17 09:34:31 AM  
I think she and Jay-Z should do a duet of "'09 Bonnie and Clyde".

 
TripSixes 2009-01-17 09:34:36 AM  
Why doesn't she just do the farking upgrade commercial.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:40:23 AM  
Actually, every president should be sung "Irreplaceable", lest thing go on thing they're irreplaceable. *SNAP*

 
Unright 2009-01-17 09:42:28 AM  
"Bills Bills Bills"?

/Stupid Bush

 
Pentaxian 2009-01-17 09:43:19 AM  
I don't really what she sings as along as she wears the outfit she wore in the Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (new window) video.

 
Wolf Flywheel 2009-01-17 09:46:25 AM  
Glad to see this 3 ring circus we're calling an inauguration is going to have some musical entertainment.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:47:02 AM  
How about bringing in Mojo Nixon to sing "Destroy All Lawyers."

 
DeaH 2009-01-17 09:49:31 AM  
tartie_pants: It's At Last she let it slip

/god why do i know these things...


I didn't know she let it slip, but I figured that would be the song. Besides being beautiful, it's perfect in sentiment.

 
Cervantes3773 2009-01-17 09:51:20 AM  
Why not Mississippi Goddamn?

/And everybody knows about Mississippi
//Everybody knows about Alabama
///Everybody knows about Mississippi Goddamn!

 
Cervantes3773 2009-01-17 09:53:21 AM  
ZAZ: How about bringing in Mojo Nixon to sing "Destroy All Lawyers."

Or Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with my Two-Headed Lovechild?

/It's a bigfoot baby

 
hamiltonjdavid [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:57:16 AM  
I wish Obama was the first gay president instead of the first black president. Just think of how fabulous the inauguration ball would be.

 
MikeXpop 2009-01-17 10:03:51 AM  
Whamdangler: I ONLY know this because of that TV commercial, I had to look up the title to see if it was really "upgrade"

I'm pretty sure the song is actually "Upgrayedd U"

/the two Ds are for a double dose of pimping

 
mistervague 2009-01-17 10:11:38 AM  
I think she should sing Anthem to the Estranged by Metal Church.
For no particular reason.
Just haven't heard it in a long time.

 
Rethorn 2009-01-17 10:17:28 AM  
You guys, especially Subby, know way too much farking Beyonce.

 
El Morro 2009-01-17 10:22:18 AM  
So long as she does that "butt bounce" thing she's known for, she can sing whatever she wants.

 
5_second_rule 2009-01-17 10:28:04 AM  
Is Jenifer Hudson going to sing somewhere during the inauguration? I though she was singing the national anthem (I know she's singing it at the Superbowl).

Oh yeah Beyonce can anything as long as she wears the outfit from "Single Ladies".

 
thatmanfromtexas 2009-01-17 10:30:09 AM  
Someone posted the rehearsal for the Inauguration on YouTube...

Link (Probably safe for work, but turn the volume down)

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:33:11 AM  
hamiltonjdavid: I wish Obama was the first gay president instead of the first black president. Just think of how fabulous the inauguration ball would be.

Excellent,,, I would to see a lesbian as ruler of the free world.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 10:33:52 AM  
love to

 
deevo 2009-01-17 10:38:44 AM  
smeegle: Excellent,,, I would to see a lesbian as ruler of the free world.

How do you dance to an Ani DiFranco song, anyway?

/I'd rather read them than hear them

 
mpirooz 2009-01-17 10:46:51 AM  
This thread is seriously lacking picture of aforementioned performer.

 
tartie_pants 2009-01-17 10:49:37 AM  
5_second_rule: Is Jenifer Hudson going to sing somewhere during the inauguration? I though she was singing the national anthem (I know she's singing it at the Superbowl).

Oh yeah Beyonce can anything as long as she wears the outfit from "Single Ladies".


no Jennifer Hudson isn't, she is still out of public sight, poor thing )=
that said i was flipping channels the other day and caught about 5 sec of an old AI and saw Simon tell her that he thought she didn't have the talent to be in the competition. I giggled furiously over that.

I wonder if the Obama team asked Etta James first

 
DonPeyote 2009-01-17 10:51:00 AM  
i.a.cnn.net
Happy birthday Mr. President.

/you're welcome.

 
TheGreatGazoo 2009-01-17 11:09:38 AM  
I thought Lincoln was gay?

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:20:25 AM  
deevo: smeegle: Excellent,,, I would to see a lesbian as ruler of the free world.

How do you dance to an Ani DiFranco song, anyway?

/I'd rather read them than hear them


I don't think that's dance music but,, she is a "righteous babe" :P

 
DrillSergeantPoopyPants 2009-01-17 11:20:47 AM  
Does Islam allow dancing?

 
winterwhile 2009-01-17 11:30:53 AM  
Naw

the song will be

I am Not a Crook, I did not try to help sell my senate seat

 
hienekenftw 2009-01-17 11:32:30 AM  
Wolf Flywheel: Glad to see this 3 ring circus we're calling an inauguration is going to have some musical entertainment.

A 3 ring circus!

That's what the inauguration needs!

 
AkaDad 2009-01-17 11:40:27 AM  
I'm thinking Bootylicious. That's one smoking-hot ass. Michelle's isn't bad either.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-01-17 11:46:32 AM  
I want to see the pics of people lining up outside to porta-crappers. At least there is going to be "bicycle valets". I missed my calling there.

Can Beyonce's big ass squeeze through a porta-crapper door?

 
winterwhile 2009-01-17 12:01:43 PM  
Obama Theme song

Change we can beleieve in

is no different than

Change like sellin of senate seats

or

Change like cold cash in the freezer

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-01-17 12:03:35 PM  
I think it's wonderful of Obama to have such an auspicious inauguration to help take the mind of the average citizen off this terrible economic crisis we face.

Unlike that bastard bush in '04. Big inauguration during a time of war? The outrage!

 
5_second_rule 2009-01-17 12:10:31 PM  
lol @ the usual right wing nuts whining.

Try getting a candidate that actually was going to fix some of the problems this country is facing instead of a a tax cut and I hope everything works out. Like the last President.

 
turtle-tracks 2009-01-17 12:18:43 PM  
/he must be doing this for his daughters
//I Cant STAND her music
///voted Obama and I really wish she wasn't playing anything for them


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dholway [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:43:26 PM  
5_second_rule: Try getting a candidate that actually was going to fix some of the problems this country is facing instead of a a tax cut and I hope everything works out. Like the last President.

Barack is still gonna give 95% of us a tax cut, right? He won't just hope everything works out, though. He'll also help the economy by vastly increasing government spending along with the tax cuts. (Of course, hope is still a very important part of his plans.)

 
AspectRatio 2009-01-17 12:56:22 PM  
Wolf Flywheel: Glad to see this 3 ring circus we're calling an inauguration is going to have some musical entertainment.

First black president. First real president of the 21st century. It's a big deal. Deserves to be celebrated.

 
generaltimmy 2009-01-17 01:19:42 PM  
Why not get someone with talent? She is pretty and has a nice voice, can dance, but she basically married her father (image). My favorite moment was when JHudson won the Oscr that she was supposed to get.

 
LewDux 2009-01-17 01:22:52 PM  
I vote for duet with Shakira

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 01:25:21 PM  
Aretha's gonna sing. Nobody else matters.

 
superbeerchan [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 02:04:36 PM  
5_second_rule: lol @ the usual right wing nuts whining.

Try getting a candidate that actually was going to fix some of the problems this country is facing instead of a a tax cut and I hope everything works out. Like the last President.


They're just upset that Prussian Blue isn't performing.

 
Wolf Flywheel 2009-01-17 02:06:20 PM  
AspectRatio: First black president.

Obama's not black. Now Yaphet Koto, he's a real brotha'. I think he should run next time.

 
generaltimmy 2009-01-17 04:00:45 PM  
superbeerchan: 5_second_rule: lol @ the usual right wing nuts whining.

Try getting a candidate that actually was going to fix some of the problems this country is facing instead of a a tax cut and I hope everything works out. Like the last President.

They're just upset that Prussian Blue isn't performing.


No, I'd prefer someone with more than a look and above avg voice singing...like Alicia Keys getting the headline

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 04:24:03 PM  
LewDux: I vote for duet naked jello wrestling with Shakira

FTFY.

 
vabeard 2009-01-17 04:32:44 PM  
Hope she can stand up.


/looks for video of her falling off stage.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 05:49:36 PM  
It should be that one song:
Might be NSFW

 
REO-Weedwagon 2009-01-17 08:50:53 PM  
She is painfully mediocre.

 
turtle-tracks 2009-01-17 09:39:45 PM  
vabeard
Hope she can stand up.
/looks for video of her falling off stage.



Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDw_3bl4r8U

/have no idea what she is doing with her head
//Seriously. She looks like one of those old-school headbangers.

www.lazlow.com

 
anfrind 2009-01-17 10:50:27 PM  
I was hoping it would be Enya, and she'd sing "Only If". Not only does it seem like a rather appropriate song for the occasion, but her presence would leave the right-wingers foaming at the mouths for months!

/I laugh at their righteous indignation

 
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