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(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass If you feel like you have to sell pot brownies at school, don't sell them to the lightweights who can't handle it   (chron.com) divider line 131
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TripSixes 2009-01-17 08:43:09 AM  
www.narutomania.com

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:13:23 AM  
fellow students said they bought brownies from him and then became anxious and dizzy when they ate them, officials said.

what exactly were they expecting to happen?

 
mr_bunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:32:05 AM  
Yeah, uh, mom and dad, I, uh, bought a $5 brownie and, uh, um, I, was all liked um, shocked and stuff that it had po..er marijuana like, baked inside it. Totally.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 09:53:13 AM  
Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.
ok, i can understand smelling it... but they saw pot in the brownies? kid deserved to get busted

 
Dennis_Moore 2009-01-17 11:59:22 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"....maybe...I'll put it in her brownie."

 
OnlyHereToday 2009-01-17 12:00:22 PM  
TripSixes:


Ha ha ha!! I JUST got done watching an episode of House!

 
FlippityFlap 2009-01-17 12:00:43 PM  
Reminds me of the cop and his wife who called 911 because they ate too much KB laced brownies and thought they were dying....lightweights...


/Try eating 7 grams of mushrooms and see how you feel
//Like a bright beautiful god...

 
Small Hands Make It Look Bigger 2009-01-17 12:00:53 PM  
They are going to try and get him for criminal assault too. That's ridiculous.

 
WALMART.saves 2009-01-17 12:02:21 PM  
FlippityFlap: Try eating 7 grams of mushrooms and see how you feel

Lightweight.

/i keed... sort of

 
stir22 2009-01-17 12:02:24 PM  
marijuana is such a drug for pussies. gimme a break. totally worthless. if you're gonna do drugs, do a real farkin drug.

 
Shadow Blasko 2009-01-17 12:02:31 PM  
FlippityFlap: /Try eating 7 grams of mushrooms and see how you feel
//Like a bright beautiful god...


Like donating money to Bills Hicks wildlife refuge?

 
Gray Matter Collider 2009-01-17 12:03:03 PM  
Megain: Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.

Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.

 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science 2009-01-17 12:05:39 PM  
FTFA: Amador said that at least four students, ranging in age from 14 to 16, complained of dizziness and rapid heartbeats at the school health clinic between about 1:30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Thursday.

This happens to some people if they're not used to smoking pot. It's perfectly normal, and it goes away after an hour or so. The absolute last thing you should do is go to the emergency room, because they've already seen it a hundred times before and you aren't fooling anyone with your story. It's probably the most frequent reason first-time pot smokers get busted.

 
Kazujin 2009-01-17 12:06:37 PM  
A friend brought pot brownies over once.
Gave them to people at my house. I refused.
The people at my house were crapping bad all night.
Only had two bathrooms. Idiots.

But if you're like "Want a brownie?" and you buy it and not know it's pot (Most 14-16 year olds don't expect a kid to be selling pot at school, to be honest.) That's messed up they would mix a drug in with it. Marijuana does have a strong effect. That's why people love it so much. The fact you say 'it's watered down' 'it's a light drug' still makes it stronger than regular food. Seriously. Last I checked you don't get high from gatorade mix or poptarts.

 
low.dose 2009-01-17 12:07:12 PM  
these kids are buying 4 and 5 dollar brownies and they have no idea that something is different about these brownies. Because, you know, brownies normally cost that amount. School is doing little to no good for these kids, maybe they should quit school. Maybe they should quit life.

 
Kona_Bean 2009-01-17 12:08:39 PM  
When things get a bit too heavy, honey, you're better off in bed.

Meanwhile, I'll be searching all the joints in town for...



What's worst about the story is that they went to a hospital and the police. You're not dying, you're stoned. Drink water, go to bed. You'll feel better when you wake up.

 
Dennis_Moore 2009-01-17 12:08:40 PM  
Kazujin: Last I checked you don't get high from gatorade mix


You obviously have never had a Martini Navratilova.

 
cry0fan 2009-01-17 12:10:57 PM  
idiots in galveston..they should all be neutered.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:12:22 PM  
Potheads are annoying. There's no law against being annoying, so there's a law against pot.
Punish the kids to the fullest extent, and then punish them again.

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2009-01-17 12:12:26 PM  
Here's a fun game to play with first-time smokers:

When they start to describe any aspect of their experience, say "That's strange--I wonder if there was some PCP in that pot."

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-01-17 12:12:43 PM  
He said charges of assault with bodily injury may be filed against the suspect if prosecutors determine that the evidence warrants it.

Disgusting.

 
amo [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:12:55 PM  
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: FTFA: Amador said that at least four students, ranging in age from 14 to 16, complained of dizziness and rapid heartbeats at the school health clinic between about 1:30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Thursday.

This happens to some people if they're not used to smoking pot. It's perfectly normal, and it goes away after an hour or so. The absolute last thing you should do is go to the emergency room, because they've already seen it a hundred times before and you aren't fooling anyone with your story. It's probably the most frequent reason first-time pot smokers get busted.


Survey says! *ding* A hundred points to team Jimmy Devil Rocket Science!

 
Its_A_Tarp 2009-01-17 12:13:22 PM  
FTFA: "Amador said possession of marijuana on a school campus is a felony punishable by up to two years in a state jail and a $10,000 fine"

I am reminded of Jimmy Carter's quote about how punishment for drug use should not be worse than using the actual drug itself.

Two years in jail sounds like a reasonable punishment :-/

/rolls eyes

 
krazydiamond 2009-01-17 12:13:58 PM  
Kazujin:
Most 14-16 year olds don't expect a kid to be selling pot at school, to be honest.


LOL what?!

 
Cappy77 2009-01-17 12:17:06 PM  
Gray Matter Collider: Megain: Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.

Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.


THIS

Butter is the only way to go.

/er...unhhh... so I've heard
//stoney slashies

 
tartie_pants 2009-01-17 12:17:20 PM  
Gray Matter Collider: Megain: Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.

Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.


made a lovely alfredo sauce once... way better than basil and so yummy

 
LeglessDog 2009-01-17 12:18:09 PM  
Gray Matter Collider: Megain: Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.

Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.


Came here to say this . . . throw 1/4-1oz of pot, 1# of butter, and 4-6 cups of water into a pot, bring to a boil, turn down heat and let simmer for at least an hour or so (i've heard some simmering it for several hours) . . . put the pot in the fridge and let it chill so that the butter solidifies at the top and lift it off the surface of the water . . . discard the water and cook with the butter (or melt some over a steak, that's pretty tasty as long as it's good bud)

eating cannabis will often cause stomach problems unless you make "cannabis flour" by grinding it into a powder . . . i think that wastes too many trichomes, butter is better

//$5 for a potent brownie is a pretty sweet deal

 
Bomar 2009-01-17 12:18:44 PM  
DNRTFA, but anyhow, just gotta say-
If you have good brownies expect the high to be WAY stronger than if you just smoked the stuff.

//Saw a whole bachelor's party freak out at Dave and Busters on them
///myself included!

 
athenax311 2009-01-17 12:20:03 PM  
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midnite_farker 2009-01-17 12:20:17 PM  
i184.photobucket.com

/approves

 
groverpm 2009-01-17 12:20:44 PM  
stir22: marijuana is such a drug for pussies. gimme a break. totally worthless. if you're gonna do drugs, do a real farkin drug.

I had a whole can of Red Bull once.

 
Catsaregreen 2009-01-17 12:22:38 PM  
And this, folks, is why marijuana is illegal. Ask those kids if it's a "harmless" drug.

/Not a troll
/Have seen family become addicted to pot

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:23:52 PM  
groverpm: I had a whole can of Red Bull once.

You accidentally the whole can of Red Bull?

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-01-17 12:24:37 PM  
LeglessDog: Gray Matter Collider: Megain: Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.

Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.

Came here to say this . . . throw 1/4-1oz of pot, 1# of butter, and 4-6 cups of water into a pot, bring to a boil, turn down heat and let simmer for at least an hour or so (i've heard some simmering it for several hours) . . . put the pot in the fridge and let it chill so that the butter solidifies at the top and lift it off the surface of the water . . . discard the water and cook with the butter (or melt some over a steak, that's pretty tasty as long as it's good bud)

eating cannabis will often cause stomach problems unless you make "cannabis flour" by grinding it into a powder . . . i think that wastes too many trichomes, butter is better

//$5 for a potent brownie is a pretty sweet deal


How would, you, you know, hypothetically, theoretically mask the potentially potent smell?

 
Cappy77 2009-01-17 12:25:40 PM  
groverpm: stir22: marijuana is such a drug for pussies. gimme a break. totally worthless. if you're gonna do drugs, do a real farkin drug.

I had a whole can of Red Bull once.


Must have used a big glass so you could fit the vodak in.

 
co-conspirator [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:25:46 PM  
Dennis_Moore: You obviously have never had a Martini Navratilova.

Gatorade.

Vodka.

Clamato.

 
BorgDrone 2009-01-17 12:26:48 PM  
FlippityFlap:
(...)
/Try eating 7 grams of mushrooms and see how you feel


Dried or fresh ?

/Did 30 grams (before drying, = 2 servings) once or twice, 'back in the day'.
//Was very entertaining, but not something I'd want to do very often.
///They taste like shiat

Also, giving pot to 14-16 year old kids is stupid. Everyone knows you have to be 18 to legally buy and use pot.

/Dutch

 
Its_A_Tarp 2009-01-17 12:27:31 PM  
Catsaregreen: And this, folks, is why marijuana is illegal. Ask those kids if it's a "harmless" drug.

/Not a troll
/Have seen family become addicted to pot


Because 14 year old kids got a head ache?

You're right. Head aches are serious business. Just like the internet...

 
BorgDrone 2009-01-17 12:29:21 PM  
Catsaregreen: And this, folks, is why marijuana is illegal. Ask those kids if it's a "harmless" drug.

/Not a troll
/Have seen family become addicted to pot


WOW, you must have very unique family members, pot being not addictive at all and all that.

 
Cappy77 2009-01-17 12:29:23 PM  
Karma Chameleon: LeglessDog: Gray Matter Collider: Megain: Amador said investigators saw and smelled marijuana in the brownies and the suspect admitted that he had baked them and laced them with marijuana.

Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.

Came here to say this . . . throw 1/4-1oz of pot, 1# of butter, and 4-6 cups of water into a pot, bring to a boil, turn down heat and let simmer for at least an hour or so (i've heard some simmering it for several hours) . . . put the pot in the fridge and let it chill so that the butter solidifies at the top and lift it off the surface of the water . . . discard the water and cook with the butter (or melt some over a steak, that's pretty tasty as long as it's good bud)

eating cannabis will often cause stomach problems unless you make "cannabis flour" by grinding it into a powder . . . i think that wastes too many trichomes, butter is better

//$5 for a potent brownie is a pretty sweet deal

How would, you, you know, hypothetically, theoretically mask the potentially potent smell?


Much of the smell goes away when cooked into the butter. It has a scent too it, but when cooked into a brownie, the chocolate takes over.

/again, a friend told me that

 
chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:29:47 PM  
I just got back from Fla. and spent some time at Disneyy. My buddy who lives down there made brownies for our trip to see the mouse. It was awesome, like being in a cartoon only with real people. We went to the Magic Kingdom last Sun. I don't know if it was the recession or the fact it was colder than normal but the park was almost empty. I rode space mountain three times in a row. Went to Disney Studios later and did the Areosmith Coaster. Again almost no wait. The brownie lasted about six hours. Made with Pineapple Kush I was told. God if we were not in a contoled envoirment like the Magic Kingdom, I probably would have wigged out.

 
BorgDrone 2009-01-17 12:32:05 PM  
LeglessDog: Gray Matter Collider: (...)
Their doing it wrong! THC is fat soluble. Make your self some tasty green shamrock butter and cook with that.

Came here to say this . . . throw 1/4-1oz of pot, 1# of butter, and 4-6 cups of water into a pot, bring to a boil, turn down heat and let simmer for at least an hour or so (i've heard some simmering it for several hours) . . . put the pot in the fridge and let it chill so that the butter solidifies at the top and lift it off the surface of the water . . . discard the water and cook with the butter (or melt some over a steak, that's pretty tasty as long as it's good bud) (...)


You're doing it wrong! . Don't use weed, use hash (same stuff, different form). Will dissolve nicely in butter and can be used immediately after that. Much easier.

 
chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 12:32:11 PM  
chicagogasman: I just got back from Fla. and spent some time at Disneyy. My buddy who lives down there made brownies for our trip to see the mouse. It was awesome, like being in a cartoon only with real people. We went to the Magic Kingdom last Sun. I don't know if it was the recession or the fact it was colder than normal but the park was almost empty. I rode space mountain three times in a row. Went to Disney Studios later and did the Areosmith Coaster. Again almost no wait. The brownie lasted about six hours. Made with Pineapple Kush I was told. God if we were not in a contoled envoirment like the Magic Kingdom, I probably would have wigged out.

Sorry about my spelling, still tired from the drive back.

 
krazydiamond 2009-01-17 12:32:12 PM  
Catsaregreen: And this, folks, is why marijuana is illegal. Ask those kids if it's a "harmless" drug.

/Not a troll
/Have seen family become addicted to pot


Yes, I agree. We should illegalize everything that gives people a headache.

If you think you have seem anyone become "addicted" to pot, then you are a complete farking idiot. Liking something a lot and not wanting to stop is not the same as being physically addicted. I really really like froot loops. Yes, they're full of sugar and I know they're not good for me, but I eat them anyway. Why? Because I enjoy eating them. Quick, make them illegal too.

/maybe being a bit of a troll

 
Scatteredsun 2009-01-17 12:32:46 PM  
FlippityFlap: Reminds me of the cop and his wife who called 911 because they ate too much KB laced brownies and thought they were dying....lightweights...


/Try eating 7 grams of mushrooms and see how you feel
//Like a bright beautiful god...


depends on the type of mushroom. 7g of cubes or libs would be a magical adventure into Mysticville. 7g of cyans or azures would put you in the hospital

 
BorgDrone 2009-01-17 12:38:34 PM  
Scatteredsun:
(...)

depends on the type of mushroom. 7g of cubes or libs would be a magical adventure into Mysticville. 7g of cyans or azures would put you in the hospital


Again, dried or fresh ? I don't known how the weight loss is when you dry them, used to be you could only legally buy them when they were fresh. I've seen people do 60g(fresh) of the strong ones no problem.

 
KillerFuzz 2009-01-17 12:39:29 PM  
Came for the Gertrude Stein reference. Left satisfied.

 
Multi-Vitamin 2009-01-17 12:40:31 PM  
Scatteredsun: FlippityFlap: Reminds me of the cop and his wife who called 911 because they ate too much KB laced brownies and thought they were dying....lightweights...


/Try eating 7 grams of mushrooms and see how you feel
//Like a bright beautiful god...

depends on the type of mushroom. 7g of cubes or libs would be a magical adventure into Mysticville. 7g of cyans or azures would put you in the hospital


Blue meanies FTW!!!

:)

 
OnTheFence 2009-01-17 12:44:21 PM  
Kazujin: Most 14-16 year olds don't expect a kid to be selling pot at school, to be honest

You sound old.

 
OnTheFence 2009-01-17 12:46:16 PM  
Catsaregreen: And this, folks, is why marijuana is illegal. Ask those kids if it's a "harmless" drug.

/Not a troll
/Have seen family become addicted to pot


And...., now i'm waiting for your argument on why alcohol should be illegal.

 
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