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(Salem Gazette) Strange Man charged with "malicious destruction of property" for lighting town bonfire after town officials cancel it   (wickedlocal.com) divider line 21
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schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:11:38 AM  
Are they going to roast his weenie?

 
sincbt3 2009-01-17 11:17:51 AM  
sounds like a firebug who just wanted to celebrate the season

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:18:54 AM  
just getting it out of the way...

If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-17 11:19:52 AM  
blog.wired.com

 
Black Moses 2009-01-17 11:21:35 AM  
your mother's anus smells faintly of chicken and dumplings

 
Typhoid 2009-01-17 11:22:51 AM  
Maybe he thought the witch they were burning deserved a swift and speedy "trial"...

 
Farknuck 2009-01-17 11:23:49 AM  
I've been known to burn trees on North Shore beaches in the freezing winter...

/just sayin'

 
Farknuck 2009-01-17 11:25:24 AM  
From TFA:

When they searched Ferrante's van, police allegedly found six books of matches that were mostly empty and used up, as well as an empty 32-ounce can of acetone and a three-quarters full container of lacquer thinner, which are both highly flammable.

/cibola ?
//Bumpty bump.
my life for you...

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2009-01-17 11:26:51 AM  
"She observed the same male party running from the trees with a canister in his hands and observed that the trees were now on fire," according to police.

article is full of win.

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2009-01-17 11:27:41 AM  
police allegedly found six books of matches that were mostly empty

More win.

 
Lamune_Baba 2009-01-17 11:35:44 AM  
...the end of the legal burning season is nearing.

Nanny state.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 11:38:22 AM  
Pre-mature Insinuation!

 
luvnuriko 2009-01-17 12:05:57 PM  
Reminds me of that guy who flipped out at a bakery and was charged with "destruction of delicious property".

 
Brainsick 2009-01-17 12:18:41 PM  
Jeez, you'd think a town like Salem wouldn't have a problem burning things.

/Setting fires makes you wet the bed Trashy!
//Why didn't ya burn down the school!?

 
Fano 2009-01-17 12:24:53 PM  
metamedia.stanford.edu

Probably just a repressed prude arrested him.

 
Knight without armor 2009-01-17 12:55:12 PM  
www.youghalonline.com

Fire's sure are natural

 
eff ewe 2009-01-17 02:24:05 PM  
I say he plays the "no takebacks defense."

 
Nine Tales 2009-01-17 03:30:03 PM  
Salem, MA you say? Obviously the town officials are witches and were afraid of this saint burning their evilness to ashes.

/sounded better in my head
//needed more Monty Python reference

 
latemodel 2009-01-17 04:07:32 PM  
studebaker_hoch:

Came here to post this. Not disappointed.

 
crazycooter 2009-01-17 05:09:10 PM  
"Dead horse beach" sounds like a nice place for a swim

 
Jgok [TotalFark] 2009-01-17 08:45:37 PM  
Farknuck: From TFA:

When they searched Ferrante's van, police allegedly found six books of matches that were mostly empty and used up, as well as an empty 32-ounce can of acetone and a three-quarters full container of lacquer thinner, which are both highly flammable.

/cibola ?
//Bumpty bump.
my life for you...

You win. Love that book :)

 
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