Oh cool. Wilford Brimley has a blog!

15 minutes is all this guy could come up with for his farewell address? Lame duck is lame.

Flock of Geese was a terrible band, and isn't it a gaggle of geese?

For a Psychiatrist, this guy does not seem well balanced and he definitely seems to be on one side of the couch. That being said, I put most psychiatrists in the same boat as most lawyers and all tow truck drivers.

Now this is a Fark headline t-shirt I would consider buying.

Bush should have come out, yelled "BOOYEAH!", flipped us off, and doe-see-doed off stage. It would have been something I'd never seen him do before.

Oh look, George Bush's Farewell Add- ooh! Scrubs reruns on channel 77!

*click*

Send George "shiathead" Bush to the Hague.

Unfortunately, his people are burrowed into Washington like ringworms. They'll be wriggling out of America's anus for years.

And 54 million Americans are to blame for re-electing him.

Upstaged? No, it served to illustrate the vast improvements in Homeland Security, intermingled with clearly higher standards for aircraft design and pilot skill that have resulted from GW's stalwart focus on securing our nation. Through all the vitriolic spew he has withstanded since he became President, he again reminds us at the end that he is watching out for us, and we can only hope that Obama's womb provides such genuine love for country.

Golf clap, Friction8r, golf clap.

Mentat: Unfortunately, his people are burrowed into Washington like ringworms. They'll be wriggling out of America's anus for years.

That's really a beautiful image. You should write greeting cards.

Wow, that was utterly infuriating to read. Crippling a reputation that is ultimately downtrodden prior to any thoughtful analysis is clearly a symptom of pseudo-intellectualism built upon a foundation of procrustean arguments and a self-righteous inability to empathize.

The only reason I watched the speech was because I didn't want to miss the beginning of the "CSI" two-parter which started 3 seconds afterward.

/I'm going to miss Gil
//I'm not going to miss W

Diabeetis.

Friction8r: Upstaged? No, it served to illustrate the vast improvements in Homeland Security, intermingled with clearly higher standards for aircraft design and pilot skill that have resulted from GW's stalwart focus on securing our nation. Through all the vitriolic spew he has withstanded since he became President, he again reminds us at the end that he is watching out for us, and we can only hope that Obama's womb provides such genuine love for country.

This tripe is worse than Bevets.

To sum up: And I ran, I ran so far away.

At this point he could be upstaged by a Flock of Seagulls.

SOL.

Snickering Out Loud.

Friction8r: and we can only hope that Obama's womb provides such genuine love for country.

See, this is why we need comprehensive sex education in our schools.

Well, the history has yet to be written. In other words, his supporters have a seriously diminished ability to process reality.

Thanks Bush, you kept the USA safe.

The ass-hats who gave us this money mess are now in charge, this will be fun.

winterwhile: Thanks Bush, you kept the USA safe.

The ass-hats who gave us this money mess are now in charge, this will be fun.

Aren't you cute.

winterwhile: Thanks Bush, you kept the USA safe.

The ass-hats who gave us this money mess are now in charge, this will be fun.

If you troll troll hard dammit!

seriously though, that was weak.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Well, the history has yet to be written. In other words, his supporters have a seriously diminished ability to process reality.

38 seconds later you were proven right.

Mentat: Unfortunately, his people are burrowed into Washington like ringworms. They'll be wriggling out of America's anus for years.

winterwhile:

Look, there's one now!

If the media keeps up Bush bashing stories, the sheep wont notice. Obama's choice for Treasury secretary, Timothy F. Geithner, and his pick for Attorney General, Eric H. Holder Jr are both disasters!

I appreciate how Bush correctly saw the Constitution, as a document of suggestions.

AlwaysRightBoy: For a Psychiatrist, this guy does not seem well balanced and he definitely seems to be on one side of the couch. That being said, I put most psychiatrists in the same boat as most lawyers and all tow truck drivers.

Well, it's partly because Republicans are going to have to make a lot of reforms if they want to avoid being an entry in the next DSM.

Peter von Nostrand: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Well, the history has yet to be written. In other words, his supporters have a seriously diminished ability to process reality.

38 seconds later you were proven right.

Yeah, I'm getting used to that feeling. It's bittersweet, like a tootsie roll with gopher parts in it.

MacEnvy:
This tripe is worse than Bevets.

To call it tripe is to give it too much credit. The term 'fecal spew' comes to mind...

Mentat: Unfortunately, his people are burrowed into Washington like ringworms. They'll be wriggling out of America's anus for years.

You mean pinworms. Ringworm is a fungus.

/pedantic medic

Sandelaphon: AlwaysRightBoy: For a Psychiatrist, this guy does not seem well balanced and he definitely seems to be on one side of the couch. That being said, I put most psychiatrists in the same boat as most lawyers and all tow truck drivers.

Well, it's partly because Republicans are going to have to make a lot of reforms if they want to avoid being an entry in the next DSM.

I agree, but I think it applies to both sides of the far right/far left aisle.
/not a partisan and I think most of Obama's picks are decent and well thought out
//most

paulieY2J: If the media keeps up Bush bashing stories, the sheep wont notice. Obama's choice for Treasury secretary, Timothy F. Geithner, and his pick for Attorney General, Eric H. Holder Jr are both disasters!

No, "heckuva job, Brownie" was a disaster.

I do not normally consider hatred for a man, but goddamn dude, why the fark did you do all this shiat to us?

one can only hope that obama will be any better. not hard, but ive become pessimistic towards politicians in the past 8 years

I'd say anyone who's been watching his recent appearances sees a deeply disturbed, damaged, and deluded psyche.

I damn near feel sorry for him, and then I remember how many human lives he's ruined -- and deep down the cock sucker knows it -- which is what all the put on a 'brave face' bullshiat is about.

He's never really figured out this isn't little league, and losing the big game isn't about bluffing a firm handshake and a tip of the cap.

somedude210: I do not normally consider hatred for a man, but goddamn dude, why the fark did you do all this shiat to us?

one can only hope that obama will be any better. not hard, but ive become pessimistic towards politicians in the past 832 years
FTFM.......since I've been voting

ToxicMunkee: Bush should have come out, yelled "BOOYEAH!", flipped us off, and doe-see-doed off stage. It would have been something I'd never seen him do before. You've seen him do it. He's been smirking all the while, as he does it in his head. He never stopped flipping us off.

Sad President is sad.

Peter von Nostrand No, "heckuva job, Brownie" was a disaster.
No argument here...

But if Bush appointed a Treasury Sec, who didnt pay his taxes and an attorney general who played a roll in the pardon of Marc Rich. The media would be all over it.

DarnoKonrad: I'd say anyone who's been watching his recent appearances sees a deeply disturbed, damaged, and deluded psyche.

I damn near feel sorry for him, and then I remember how many human lives he's ruined -- and deep down the cock sucker knows it -- which is what all the put on a 'brave face' bullshiat is about.

He's never really figured out this isn't little league, and losing the big game isn't about bluffing a firm handshake and a tip of the cap.

Part of that is the retardation and part is coke damage. He's probably been sober about a 1/3 of his time in office.

paulieY2J: The media

Christ. Which is why they've been talking about it for a week now -- with interviews from Republicans on the hill that are going to vote for both of those dudes because they're the right guys for the right job.

Start drinking wingnut lite. It's less filling.

The media Pfft. 30 years of GOP shilling hasn't been enough?

paulieY2J: Peter von Nostrand No, "heckuva job, Brownie" was a disaster.
No argument here...

But if Bush appointed a Treasury Sec, who didnt pay his taxes and an attorney general who played a roll in the pardon of Marc Rich. The media would be all over it.

They guy did pay his taxes. He paid late and also paid late fees. But yeah that's just disgraceful for anyone aspiring to high office.

Mentat: Unfortunately, his people are burrowed into Washington like ringworms. They'll be wriggling out of America's anus for years.

I work in DC, and that's the clearest and most precise explanation of the political insider process I've ever seen.

Walker: Sad President is sad.

He's not sad. He's choking back a smirk.

paulieY2J: If the media keeps up Bush bashing stories, the sheep wont notice. Obama's choice for Treasury secretary, Timothy F. Geithner, and his pick for Attorney General, Eric H. Holder Jr are both disasters!

It just goes to show you what desperate straits Bush has left us in. Senate Republicans are barely giving off a whimper about either Geithner or Holder. In past years they'd have fought tooth and nail to keep them from being confirmed.

somedude210 why the fark did you do all this shiat to us?

Typical lib victimization accusation. Take heart though, for your sanctifier is nigh, and ye shall be uplifted without effort, for such is your entitlement as a citizen of America.

/and a free home
//and free healthcare
///and food stamps

AkaDad: I appreciate how Bush correctly saw the Constitution, as a document of suggestions.

They're really more like guidelines, anyway.

paulieY2J: Peter von Nostrand No, "heckuva job, Brownie" was a disaster.
No argument here...

But if Bush appointed a Treasury Sec, who didnt pay his taxes and an attorney general who played a roll in the pardon of Marc Rich. The media would be all over it.

Uh, the media didn't even report that Brown's qualifications was failing as a horse judge commissioner until after the Katrina fiasco.

Normally you have to wait until someone farks up before you call something a "disaster". Bush has earned that title. We'll have to wait and see how Obama turns out.

Friction8r: somedude210 why the fark did you do all this shiat to us?

Typical lib victimization accusation. Take heart though, for your sanctifier is nigh, and ye shall be uplifted without effort, for such is your entitlement as a citizen of America.

/and a free home
//and free healthcare
///and food stamps

yeah, and it's merely a mental recession. bunch of whiners.