I love both. When Krispy Kreme starts throwing in aborted fetuses when the Hot Light comes on, I'm moving back to Portland.

I ALMOST read that as "The American Legion" and was a second away from calling my father to give him a shiat fit.

This is a toughie. I find the Krispy Kreme donuts too cloyingly sweet but I lurves me some abortions.

I agree with these people. Since abortion is legal, we should remove their choice to oppose it.

Why that's absolutely correct!

Great googly-moogly, how many farking cookies did that page try to install? I lost count around the time I hit "deny" for the 30th time.

Well, why do you think they are so tasty?

Mmmmmmmmmm....sweet tasty abortion

These guys must really hate Devo as well.

/Maybe Mark Mothersbaugh is eating a Krispy Kreme donut in that video?

It makes sense. I can feel the stares from other people when I buy donuts and I can tell it's because they know I love abortions.

Two delicious glazed donuts with a fresh fetus in between. Instead of the Luther Burger we could call this the Roe Burger

/do I need to request a window seat?

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Mmmmmmmmmm....sweet tasty abortion


Came in for a Simpson reference and I do not leave disappointed.

Just remember to get your abortions when the Hot! light is on. Day old abortions from the local gas station just aren't the same.

ALL is farking retarded.

/the decedents were much better.

Manfred J. Hattan: This is a toughie. I find the Krispy Kreme donuts too cloyingly sweet but I lurves me some abortions.

I find myself agreeing with a lot that Manfred J. Hattan has to say today.

Well if that's what you think, so be it. Keep killin those babies if it means I keep getting Krispy Kreme!

Mmmm, glaze...

It's their innocence that makes the glaze so sweet. Yummy dead baby glaze.

Great, now I'm hungry for an abortion.

I loves me some Krispy Kreme.

Actually, I love bo-

puffy999: I love both.fark.

<Krispy Kreme Marketing>

In honor of these fine citizens who saved us so much money in advertising, we'd like to extend the offer until Wed at 11 AM in our, "Morning After" Promotion!!!!

</Krispy Kreme Marketing>

Oh, noes!

I'll bet the free donuts will look like this:



Why, some say they were handing out the Obama donuts in their election day promotion, in a vile underhanded attempt to influence voters.

And Dunkin Donuts is in the tank for B-Iraq HUSSEIN Osama, too.

Remember, they're sympathizers with his radical secret agenda to Muslim-ize America!

...you DO remember their ads featuring a kaffiyeh-clad Rachael Ray urging a jihad against America, don't you?

TFA: Finally, ALL found the timing of this campaign distasteful -- saying it "makes a mockery of a national tragedy" -- since Inauguration Day falls two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion.

Jaysus, what attention whores. Like it was Krispy Kreme's idea for Inauguration Day to fall near the fundie Day of Rage? Next they'll be ragging on Martin Luther King for having his birthday observed three days prior.

The only national tragedy here is that our right to abortion can't be applied retroactively, to folks like the American Life League.

Finally, ALL found the timing of this campaign distasteful--saying it "makes a mockery of a national tragedy"--since Inauguration Day falls two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion.

Yeah, because I always worry about anniversaries of something unrelated within a few days of what I'm celebrating.

*Checks Wikipedia for events of May 17*
Hmm... the anniversary of the German occupation of Brussels is 2 days after my birthday, so I guess drinking Belgian and German beers on my birthday would be mocking Belgium's national tragedy.

GIS for 'donut abortion'



My god, it's horrific

The terms "choice" and "freedom of choice" are key ingredients in the lexicon of the abortion debate.

Them Founding Fathers loved them some dead fetuses!

You could call the fetus donut the Placenta, or maybe the OMNOMNOMniatic sac.

They're on to something. Not only do I love abortion, I'd personally bayonet every baby in a hospital nursery to get a dozen hot KKs right out of the cooker.

xuanzhiyouxuan: You could call the fetus donut the Placenta, or maybe the OMNOMNOMniatic sac.

I don't know that the hell you're talking about, but it had better be filled with raspberry jelly.

This is a sure fire way to end the pro-life movement once and for all.

Your Faith is Creepy: Like it was Krispy Kreme's idea for Inauguration Day to fall near the fundie Day of Rage?


Ooooooooooo. I like.


I should throw a Fundie Day of Rage party.

VictoryCabal: I'd personally bayonet every baby in a hospital nursery to get a dozen hot KKs right out of the cooker.

I started photoshopping a donut into pics of Japanese bayoneting atrocities of the Nanking massacre, but it became too tasteless, even for me.

/this is what abortion might look like?

mock them, but they are right. another corporation trying to subliminally subjugate people against biblical principles.

I avoid doughnuts as a hole(ha ha!) because of the resemblance to female anatomy.

DarnoKonrad: xuanzhiyouxuan: You could call the fetus donut the Placenta, or maybe the OMNOMNOMniatic sac.

I don't know that the hell you're talking about, but it had better be filled with raspberry jelly.

Thats not jelly

Freedom doughnuts FTW!

/had to post, did most of my growing up in Stafford, Va.
/Catholic group? Tips hat to old Father Kohler you old SOB

You didn't think that was raspberry in that Bismarck, did you?

I think this attention whoring goes straight to the Severe level.



/Oh please, they are just delicious treats
//The donuts, not the fetuses
///Fetuses are really more of a late lunch/dinner kind of meal

Parthenogenetic: ...you DO remember their ads featuring a kaffiyeh-clad Rachael Ray urging a jihad against America, don't you?

Do I ever! She needs to take a long, slow pull from my vanilla latte.

xuanzhiyouxuan: I started photoshopping a donut into pics of Japanese bayoneting atrocities of the Nanking massacre, but it became too tasteless, even for me.

But you tried, so that's worth at least partial credit. Perhaps instead of a free ticket to hell, how about a voucher for a reduced-fare ticket?

First time I've done this:

*facepalm*

Jeez, some people are offended by everything.

Yeah, yeah, I know, welcome to Fark.

So if I start quoting lyrics from The Dayglo Abortions, would that be too obscure?

/ARG $&%^ BILLY, MY SHIAT STINKS!!!!

Hey, don't like free Krispy Kreme donuts, then don't get one.

puffy999: I love both. When Krispy Kreme starts throwing in aborted fetuses when the Hot Light comes on, I'm moving back to Portland.

Fark, I'm a DD man, and I'd go to Krispy Kreme to get sweet tasty abortion donuts.

/your fetuses
//they nourish me
///also, fark, Dayglo Abortions is the best name for a band EVER

Huh, well I guess I love abortion then. I never knew till now, thanks for the heads up!

Me thinks that this is not the reaction the ALL was looking for.

Sweet. I love donuts and I love abortion, so Krispy Creme is right for me!