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(The Sun) Stupid Courtney Love: "Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt's child, or to me, it's going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, its going to lawyers who are also bankers"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 89
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2wolves 2009-01-16 12:35:52 PM  
Classy broad.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 12:44:03 PM  
Hmmmm...Decisions, decisions: Jew Loan Officers or Courtney Love... Jew Loan Officers or Courtney Love...

I think I may need to buy a Nirvana record.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 12:47:44 PM  
The magazine's name is "Heeb?"

Really?

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 12:48:31 PM  
Hey, at least those loan officers will take the money and reinvest it back into the community via purchases of consumer goods.

It's not like Courtney's heroin dealer is suddenly going to start sponsoring a Little League team.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 12:50:25 PM  
I am proud to say I've never given this fish lipped wench a dime.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 12:59:14 PM  
Why does she look hot in that picture? How much photoshopping did they have to do to make her not look like a total skank?

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-01-16 01:01:50 PM  
accusing Jewish people in the music industry of profiting

Next thing, she will say they are in the movie business.

She's crazy, I tells ya.

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:02:51 PM  
You know who else hated the Jews?

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:04:17 PM  
i248.photobucket.com

 
seveword 2009-01-16 01:04:45 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know who else hated the Jews?

Mel Gibson?

 
mikemoto [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:05:07 PM  
Hmm, and I used to kinda like her. Not any longer.

 
witchofthedogs [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:05:36 PM  
That, right there? 20 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag.

 
silverblues 2009-01-16 01:07:25 PM  
Wait...

Isn't she Jewish?

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:07:30 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know who else hated the Jews?

The Catholic Church?

 
mofomisfit 2009-01-16 01:07:30 PM  
Oh NOES...TEH JEWS! DEY ARE COMING FOR MY MONEYS!

 
Deadfeznt [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:07:34 PM  
she's #2 on my death list 09..right behind Fidel

 
darkhorse23 [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:09:06 PM  
Shut up, you fat skanky biatch, go get a job and take care of yourself instead of being a professional widow.

 
mofomisfit 2009-01-16 01:09:08 PM  
silverblues
Wait...

Isn't she Jewish?


According to a Wiki page that I felt dirty reading and quickly left, she is of Jewish ancestry, among other things.

 
The Dot And The Line 2009-01-16 01:09:10 PM  
like she has any room to talk, shes profited off his suicide more than anyone else.

 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:12:17 PM  
i100.photobucket.com

 
Kuta 2009-01-16 01:14:25 PM  
Too bad for her that she snorted a fortune away.

 
Sillygoth [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:17:56 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know who else hated the Jews?

Jimmy Dean Sausage Co?

 
butcher044 2009-01-16 01:19:00 PM  
Someone organize a telethon benefit.

Did you SERIOUSLY think you were getting ALL the money, Courtney? How farking faux-naive is that? Hope you can throw some table scraps together for a meal.

PS- Faith No More called: You've been kicked out of the band again just in case.

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2009-01-16 01:20:39 PM  
Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE them for being forced into banking by Western Europe because usury was against White Jesus' will and passing the culminated knowledge gleaned from running financial systems from father to son and being smart investors through the centuries.

 
zymosan [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:21:31 PM  
Good thing i don't buy music

 
40yoVirgin [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:27:36 PM  
Who still buys Nirvana music?

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:29:22 PM  
The Abstruse One: How's the view from Kurt's coattails? Or have you picked his bloated corpse so much that it's not holding you up anymore you farking murdering crackwhore?

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:29:25 PM  
butcher044: Someone organize a telethon benefit.

Did you SERIOUSLY think you were getting ALL the money, Courtney? How farking faux-naive is that? Hope you can throw some table scraps together for a meal.

PS- Faith No More called: You've been kicked out of the band again just in case.


She's been trying to fark Grohl and Novoselic out of their share of the money all along, even though Cobain explicitly wanted it to be an equal partnership.

So her complaints about "Jews" ripping her off are asinine.

 
changeit 2009-01-16 01:29:37 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE them for being forced into banking by Western Europe because usury was against White Jesus' will and passing the culminated knowledge gleaned from running financial systems from father to son and being smart investors through the centuries.

Don't you mean *ruin*ing financial systems? HAHHAHA! They do! We're all farked!

 
SharkTrager 2009-01-16 01:35:44 PM  
jake_lex: butcher044: Someone organize a telethon benefit.

Did you SERIOUSLY think you were getting ALL the money, Courtney? How farking faux-naive is that? Hope you can throw some table scraps together for a meal.

PS- Faith No More called: You've been kicked out of the band again just in case.

She's been trying to fark Grohl and Novoselic out of their share of the money all along, even though Cobain explicitly wanted it to be an equal partnership.

So her complaints about "Jews" ripping her off are asinine.


Why do you think she always mentions her daughter in her rants. She knows damn well that people see her as a greedy whore, so she has to mention the kid so it seems she's looking out for someone else.

 
tedbundee 2009-01-16 01:39:07 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know who else hated the Jews?

I think the question here is who doesn't hate the jews. And.... go!:

 
radioman_ 2009-01-16 01:46:13 PM  
Those Jews. Is there anything they can't do?

 
mrlewish 2009-01-16 01:53:32 PM  
Looks like someone sold the rights to Nirvana's songs for some upfront money.

 
CitizenTed [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:53:57 PM  
Dear Courtney:

Yes, I know it's a drag that signing with a major label typically means an un-lubricated ass-pounding. If it's any consolation, that industry is in peril. It will soon become extinct. Those dirty Jews will go bankrupt. You can then be happy.

But please be aware that once this vile industry completely tanks, artists like Kurt Cobain (and you) will have to go back to the DIY punk ethic. That means no more limos, no more acres of cocaine, no more houses in Holmby Hills. It means booking your own damn life, touring in a smelly van, hawking your merch and cultivating your tribe of fans. You will no longer record 2 good songs and 11 crappy ones and expect the Jew dollars to come rolling in. Instead, you will give away your MP3's for free, you will hawk CD's at your shows and you will perform live with the highest degree of entertainment value. Maybe, after years and years of passionate dedication to your craft, you will find yourself making a living at music.

Good luck. We'll be listening.

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 01:56:34 PM  
jake_lex: butcher044: Someone organize a telethon benefit.

Did you SERIOUSLY think you were getting ALL the money, Courtney? How farking faux-naive is that? Hope you can throw some table scraps together for a meal.

PS- Faith No More called: You've been kicked out of the band again just in case.

She's been trying to fark Grohl and Novoselic out of their share of the money all along, even though Cobain explicitly wanted it to be an equal partnership.

So her complaints about "Jews" ripping her off are asinine.


You dont know what you're talking about friend.

I suppose courtney MADE him force Nirvana into a 90-5-5 split on royalties?

 
Whiteston 2009-01-16 01:59:34 PM  
Quick! Buy more Nirvana anything!

Should have used DUMBASS tag for Courtney.

 
kab 2009-01-16 02:00:03 PM  
that's what she, and her now dead hack of a husband get for signing on the line which is dotted.

"b...b...but I thought the advance would make me rich!"

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 02:00:07 PM  
silverblues: Wait...

Isn't she Jewish?


Her maternal Grandmother was so (in the Torah-technical sense) yes.

 
Spit Take [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 02:07:34 PM  
I don't care if she's crazy. I still love her.

 
noheadphones 2009-01-16 02:10:41 PM  
wait---so the Jews are ripping off Courtney Love?


Yay Jews!

 
Primum 2009-01-16 02:12:55 PM  
www.canadianshakespeares.ca

Wants his pound of flesh from that biotch.

 
eddie van heinous 2009-01-16 02:14:26 PM  
I'm sorry, when is the last time that woman punched in and worked a 9 hour workday?

I thought so. STFU biatch. It's not like Hole was all that great.

/gotta say she looks allright in that pic.

 
LarryDan43 2009-01-16 02:15:15 PM  
CitizenTed: Dear Courtney:

Yes, I know it's a drag that signing with a major label typically means an un-lubricated ass-pounding. If it's any consolation, that industry is in peril. It will soon become extinct. Those dirty Jews will go bankrupt. You can then be happy.

But please be aware that once this vile industry completely tanks, artists like Kurt Cobain (and you) will have to go back to the DIY punk ethic. That means no more limos, no more acres of cocaine, no more houses in Holmby Hills. It means booking your own damn life, touring in a smelly van, hawking your merch and cultivating your tribe of fans. You will no longer record 2 good songs and 11 crappy ones and expect the Jew dollars to come rolling in. Instead, you will give away your MP3's for free, you will hawk CD's at your shows and you will perform live with the highest degree of entertainment value. Maybe, after years and years of passionate dedication to your craft, you will find yourself making a living at music.

Good luck. We'll be listening.


In fact she'll need to pay back the coke, and cars, and homes, and bling. That was all on loan from the record companies.

 
LemSkroob 2009-01-16 02:16:18 PM  
radioman_: Those Jews. Is there anything they can't do?

drive to the store on saturady

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 02:22:14 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know who else hated the Jews?

Walt Disney?

 
rocinante721 2009-01-16 02:22:17 PM  
blogs.riverfronttimes.com

Don't forget Astroturf !!

 
MmmBadEggs 2009-01-16 02:26:01 PM  
"accusing Jewish people in the music industry of profiting from the death of husband KURT COBAIN"

Something this talentless sh*tstain never did, right?

 
Whatthefark 2009-01-16 02:27:15 PM  
mofomisfit: Oh NOES...TEH JEWS! DEY ARE COMING FOR MY MONEYS!

They won't physically take it. They'll just put the sheeny curse on you so you'll never be rich.


/You'll never be good at sports either.

//of course I keed

 
emocomputerjock 2009-01-16 02:28:51 PM  
She can say that, because she's Jewish.

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 02:32:14 PM  
Why is this thread giving me such serious Deja Vu? Difficulty: I don't think it's a repeat

 
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