convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall

That doesn't sound very fabulous.

CrankMyBlueSax: That doesn't sound very fabulous.

Obviously you haven't tried it ;)

SO they're going to throw him in a building with hundreds of well-muscled men in need of sexual contact?

Great. Now I'm never getting that song out of my head. Fark you, subby.


/+1 b/c I teehee'd

Mr. Coffee Nerves: SO they're going to throw him in a building with hundreds of well-muscled men in need of sexual contact?

Naw, he'll go to minimum-security non-PMITA prison with investment bankers and such. I doubt he'll be getting much lovin.

Mark my words, he'll write another book about this.

Falsely imprisoned? Sooooo, he didn't really do it?

Huh. The escort was from Norway. I just realized that everyone I've ever met from Norway has been or still is a hustler or in porn or something. What the hell are they putting in the water over there?

/and can I have some?

Karma

Looks like this defense didn't work for Boy George.

George will take two bars of soap into the shower.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: SO they're going to throw him in a building with hundreds of well-muscled men in need of sexual contact?

And handcuffs. Don't forget the handcuffs.

Now he can never sing that line about "being a man with out convictions".

Now he has one!