"Heeeey, get rhyming , when you get the blues.

C'monnnn, get rhyming, when ya get tha blues. Yeah, Yeah

Get that thuggin' feeling in yo bones get gats fo yo foes and get ho's.

Get Rhyming, when yoouuuu geeattt tha bluueees.

/Hello, I'm Cheddah Cash

"You is one crazy lookin white boy"

i saw joaquin promote his movie "we own the night" on the today show last(?) year. he was either incredibly shy or incredibly high (or both), but he couldn't stop talking nonsense.

music is one thing, but i never saw a rap career coming.

/but i still love him.

Wuuuuuuuuuuuut?

two things here:
1. when i saw a sample vid of Wackeems music he was playing the piano and singing some dark stuff,not rapping.

2. Casey and wacky both have a sick sense of humor. So maybe this is gonna be a joke? A spoof?

I have no idea who either one of them is. Think I'll skip this film.

I just saw Gladiator again. Good god, he was a whiny little sissy in that movie.

He was pretty awesome in Signs, though.

This is crazy. He has certainly went off the deep-end. And rapper, no less.

Bad move for Casey Affleck to follow, he has a promising career ahead. But so did Joaquin Phoenix.

lehmac: Wuuuuuuuuuuuut?

two things here:
1. when i saw a sample vid of Wackeems music he was playing the piano and singing some dark stuff,not rapping.

2. Casey and wacky both have a sick sense of humor. So maybe this is gonna be a joke? A spoof?

I think you maybe on to something, maybe it's an elaborate hoax.

beefjerky: lehmac: Wuuuuuuuuuuuut?

two things here:
1. when i saw a sample vid of Wackeems music he was playing the piano and singing some dark stuff,not rapping.

2. Casey and wacky both have a sick sense of humor. So maybe this is gonna be a joke? A spoof?

I think you maybe on to something, maybe it's an elaborate hoax.

I dont know? I mean i would watch it for sure if it was just a joke. Im just trying to imagine him rapping.... ha ha ha!!!!

What would he rap about? maybe he would be like Afro Man and just keep it on a high note if ya know what im sayin'

I is cornfusededed

bong hits for all!

hoax or not im interested for the pure reason of how stupid it will be.

bostonowns: hoax or not im interested for the pure reason of how stupid it will be.

Me too. Bye! Good

Whatever. Joaquin Phoenix has always been one of those "oooo i'm weird look im babbling wtf i cant look you in the eyes" guys.

His "music" will tank, he'll need to pay a PG&E bill sometime down the road and, voila, instant actor again.

Inaditch: I just saw Gladiator again. Good god, he was a whiny little sissy in that movie.

That's what he was supposed to be. It was the juxtaposition of a person with almost unlimited power who is really just a little wuss behind the curtains.

nomorelurking: bostonowns: hoax or not im interested for the pure reason of how stupid it will be.

Me too. Bye! Good

ha ha ha
he is damn mess! Totally agree.

Affleck genes are synonymous with being a total Wentz.

What the heck. Let's enjoy the visual:

Go see Inventing the Abbots for vintage Joaqin.


/Bonus: Jennifer Connelly topless.

He was amazing as a prisoner in Return to Paradise. By seeing some of his recent pictures, I fear he is into some heavy duty drugs. Not just booze and weed.

/why so serious?

nomorelurking: What the heck. Let's enjoy the visual:

That made me LOL.

Phoenix Rapping (new window)

He did a kickass Johnny Cash. I was surprised.

He's looking more like Roky Erickson these days.

assegai: Phoenix Rapping (new window)

Oh my god. I was really hoping it would be a joke. And it is ... just not the funny kind.

/first greenlight
//WHEEE!!1!

this can't be real, it just can't.

Hybrid1: assegai: Phoenix Rapping (new window)

Oh my god. I was really hoping it would be a joke. And it is ... just not the funny kind.

/first greenlight
//WHEEE!!1!

Enjoy it, because it might be your last...

/got one a few months ago, one of my first tries even, and have struck out cold ever since.
//Submit a link is a cruel mistress.

I find it interesting that both of these guys have bigger named brothers but they actually are better actors than either of their dead siblings? What? Ben Affleck is still alive?

"My name is Leaf, and I'm here to say..."

Inaditch: I just saw Gladiator again. Good god, he was a whiny little sissy in that movie.


Creepy, whiny little sissy.

Fact Man: Inaditch: I just saw Gladiator again. Good god, he was a whiny little sissy in that movie.

That's what he was supposed to be. It was the juxtaposition of a person with almost unlimited power who is really just a little wuss behind the curtains.

Man he was awesome in this movie. He played the role of a whiny behind close doors, yet evil twisted rutheless caesar, and the incest love of his sister role very well. I honestly think he was the best actor in that whole damn movie.

Tom Sizemore just walked up to him, slapped him across the face and told him to pull himself together.

At least his older brother hung out with good musicians. (Although arguably not as good while engulfed in smack)

Link (new window)

This sounds like a hilarious mockumentary in the making

If its not a joke, and he actually plans on dropping slurred rambling gibberish on mannie fresh beats then its probably going to kill the career of anybody remotely involved

but I'm going to say that its most likely an elaborate hoax

Wow he is REALLY high...

I came for the Bye! Good and was not disappointed.

Casey affleck is one of the most promising actors of his generation.

awfulperson: "My name is Leaf, and I'm here to say..."

Maybe he can get Max to be his DJ.

Tissot: This is crazy. He has certainly went off the deep-end. And rapper, no less.

Bad move for Casey Affleck to follow, he has a promising career ahead. But so did Joaquin Phoenix.

Phoenix has already had a career most actors would envy: Walk The Line, Hotel Rwanda, Signs, 8mm, Quills, To Die For, The Village, Gladiator... I reckon he's earned the right to do pretty much anything he wants. This project sounds stupid, and I wish Phoenix were more interested in continuing his stellar acting career rather than doing lame rap, but....he's earned the right to do pretty much anything he wants! :-)

Affleck is a very promising young actor, I expect to see more good things out of him in the future. I don't know his interest in this, but who knows? Maybe they'll surprise us all with some way cool project and we're all talking out our ass. Not that that ever happens on Fark.

he was a good actor with a lot of money, time, and good drugs.

he probably went to some eminem show and got inspired, and unfortunately like the rest of us didn't have honest friends around to say that going that route may not work out so well.

honestly, to me he has the look of someone that is passionate about his art, and probably happier doing this than acting, since it's deeper, more personal, blah blah.

/but, crash and burn it will
//oh yes

Gangway Fathead
Casey affleck is one of the most promising actors of his generation.

"I don't believe you.
.... you're a liar....

play F**king loud!"

I love Joaquin Phoenix SO MUCH, and I will watch this just so I can stare at him. Hopefully he won't have that nasty beard and ratty hair, though. I really hope he's not drinking/drugging, but from those pics, it seems pretty likely, so now I guess I have to save up some money to fly to Hollywood (or wherever the hell he is), and give him a good talking-to. Why yes, I would be the creepy stalker type, but only for him. God, I love him!

/he's the hottest guy ever

FritztheCat: awfulperson: "My name is Leaf, and I'm here to say..."

Maybe he can get Max to be his DJ.

God bless you.

/loved me some Space Camp

Bye, good.

/at least he's not kidding himself
//thx for the pic, nomorelurking