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(USA Today) Obvious Presidential inauguration will start off cold, could get hot: "The most important change is people get confused and disoriented and begin to take their clothes off because they feel warm"   (usatoday.com) divider line 123
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Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-16 03:48:23 AM  
♫♪ Chicka-bow-bow ♪

 
TehLydzz 2009-01-16 06:50:52 AM  
This is shaping up to be the best inauguaration EVAR.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 06:53:05 AM  
Great, a sea of fat naked people and chicks with armpit hair.

 
krusader3z 2009-01-16 06:59:15 AM  
This still doesn't explain why sometimes when I get blackout drunk I wake up the next morning bare-ass naked with no explanation as to why I decided to take off all my clothes.

 
Migaloo 2009-01-16 07:00:25 AM  
Obama, facing Mecca, with a sly smile.
Suckit Fundies!

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 07:01:56 AM  
Love will keep us warm.

 
soapdish 2009-01-16 07:02:19 AM  
"The most important change is people get confused and disoriented and begin to take their clothes off because they feel warm"

That's change I can believe in!

 
Linoleum_Blownapart 2009-01-16 07:02:38 AM  
Just remember, we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.

 
mister aj 2009-01-16 07:03:46 AM  
Riots can get you pretty warmed up. Because you can bet there are going to be race riots.

I'm hoping somebody comes up with the real birth certificate right before the inauguration. Because he's a natural born citizen as much as 1 = 2.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 07:03:51 AM  
Linoleum_Blownapart: Just remember, we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.

www.gocontinental.com

 
nobozo 2009-01-16 07:03:51 AM  
T minus 100 (hours) and counting.

/ gonna seen like an eternity

 
Tachikoma [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 07:07:57 AM  
FTFA:On Inauguration Day, he said, they should dress in loose-fitting layers of polypropylene, silk or wool,

They forgot alpaca. Alpaca is something like seven times warmer than wool, and well worth the price. And it's fuzzier as well, much nicer to wear than wool or silk any day of the week.

/why yes, I knit
//not going to be there, there will be live coverage for me to watch in my warm apartment if I feel the need

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 07:10:06 AM  
Linoleum_Blownapart: Just remember, we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.

But it helps.

 
dervish16108 2009-01-16 07:15:51 AM  
Quickest way to get a woman in bed is to first get her clothes off and get her to take a bath, you know.

Whether she needs it or not. That's romantic enough, you know, bubbles in your bath tub.

 
Fiscal Hermit Crab 2009-01-16 07:16:43 AM  
krusader3z
This still doesn't explain why sometimes when I get blackout drunk I wake up the next morning bare-ass naked with no explanation as to why I decided to take off all my clothes.

Because being drunk increases your body temperature when you sleep.

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-01-16 07:17:10 AM  
Control_this: Love will keep us warm.

Love for Gaia

img66.imageshack.us

 
TigerStar888 2009-01-16 07:18:40 AM  
Obama had to constantly deal with stupid lies and rumors and crap about him being a Muslim, being a terrorist, wanting to teach kindergartners about sex, etc. I am glad Barack won. He is the man!!

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Feldspar Q. Walrustitty 2009-01-16 07:24:53 AM  
Aw, man.

Now I'm not going to be the only one at the inauguration with my wang hanging out.

/I thought I was special

 
orneryredguy 2009-01-16 07:26:52 AM  
mister aj: Riots can get you pretty warmed up. Because you can bet there are going to be race riots.

I'm hoping somebody comes up with the real birth certificate right before the inauguration. Because he's a natural born citizen as much as 1 = 2.


1/10
What, did you phone that in?

 
msheda 2009-01-16 07:27:08 AM  
Tequila does the same thing...

 
farkeruk 2009-01-16 07:34:52 AM  
Just lie to your grandchildren that you were there and stay warm and watch it on TV.

 
SacManGel 2009-01-16 07:34:57 AM  
1 Million Cold Sheeple vs. 58 Heated Medical Tents....

 
Skwidd 2009-01-16 07:35:37 AM  
I can't wait for them to start speaking in tongues and passing rattlesnakes around. That's when it all comes full circle.

 
ericpid 2009-01-16 07:36:21 AM  
for anyone like me without tv, hulu.com will have live coverage

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 07:42:52 AM  
Yes, that's it. Everybody who supports Obama should run outside and get naked. It's only -22C now.

 
Terlis [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 07:47:02 AM  
I donno about all that, normally a home cooked meal and a bottle of wine makes her clothes fall off for me...

/why yes, I'm single...

 
shirtsbyeric 2009-01-16 07:47:10 AM  
This is what happens when you elect the guy and he stops global warming.

 
milesabovethesea 2009-01-16 07:52:25 AM  
shirtsbyeric: This is what happens when you elect the guy and he stops global warming.

lol.

 
PseUdononymous Savagery 2009-01-16 07:54:59 AM  
i305.photobucket.com
It's gettin' hot in here
So take off all your clothes

 
bberg 2009-01-16 08:00:41 AM  
PseUdononymous Savagery:
It's gettin' hot in here
So take off all your clothes


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
There's something rotten here
You better hold your nose
Hey you disgusting slob
You better take the trash out

 
Rohasman 2009-01-16 08:01:28 AM  
That the ravers feel warm is not particularly surprising, or even annoying (to me). That they can't help but desire to touch/hug/ect. when I'm around can get bad depending on the person. What really gets me are the gott-ver-dempt glowsticks. These infernal creations wind up in more places than sand, and this is fark, so I know you all know what I'm talking about.

/Insomniac rants are... yeah. stuff. someone post the "Obama is coming, open wide" pics already.

 
blkhwk86 2009-01-16 08:03:47 AM  
PseUdononymous Savagery: It's gettin' hot in here
So take off all your clothes


I came for this line...I leave happy.

/could do without the nelly shirtless picture

 
stryker4526 2009-01-16 08:06:46 AM  
mister aj: Riots can get you pretty warmed up. Because you can bet there are going to be race riots.

I'm hoping somebody comes up with the real birth certificate right before the inauguration. Because he's a natural born citizen as much as 1 = 2.


Wow, never heard that one before. Try something original next time you troll, mmk?

 
Phil Herup 2009-01-16 08:10:56 AM  
We get to see some of the full stupidity of the Obamanites.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 08:17:49 AM  
Phil Herup: We get to see some of the full stupidity of the Obamanites.

I guess it's only fair since you've been so generous with yours.

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-01-16 08:22:45 AM  
TehLydzz: This is shaping up to be the best inauguaration EVAR.

Strip Inauguration? Now I've heard everything.

/cue the 'blonde passed out on the picnic table in her thong and sneakers' picture and pass it off as Jenna after the event...

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 08:32:47 AM  
But Inauguration Day is still Business Time, so keep your socks on.

 
SomebodyElsesShoes 2009-01-16 08:53:27 AM  
...and do something sexy, like brush your teeth.

 
Jack31081 2009-01-16 08:54:34 AM  
UNC_Samurai: But Inauguration Day is still Business Time, so keep your socks on.

"Aww yeah, that`s right baby. Girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? 'Cause it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday is the day I get sworn into office, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love."

 
jaharley 2009-01-16 08:59:43 AM  
My favorite part of the article:

YOUR FORECASTS: What do you think the weather will be like on Jan. 20?

WTF???!!!??? For those that are not satisfied with the actual forecast by trained meteorologists, lets have people randomly post what they THINK the weather will be like!!!???!!! That will really satisfy the reader!!

 
CeroX 2009-01-16 08:59:55 AM  
soapdish: "The most important change is people get confused and disoriented and begin to take their clothes off because they feel warm"

That's change I can believe in!


Came for this, leaving satisfied...

 
Nagaempress 2009-01-16 09:02:30 AM  
You know what I am waiting for... the people who pass out. You know like at the religious stadiums...He starts to talk and then there they go crying and raising hands and fainting....

Then 6 months from now when he is hated in the press because his expierence sucks and all the guys from Gitmo are living here cause no one else wants them he will be REAAAAALLLY popular.

Then start the fainting by these assshats AGAIN!
/getting a bottle and doing shots for the fainters
//will need a case I feel
/// news feed of the looting riots in DC that day will be hilarious

 
gimpols1908 2009-01-16 09:04:55 AM  
"The most important change is people get confused and disoriented and begin to take their clothes off

Well, if it knew it was going to be that kind of party...

 
Brown Sauce 2009-01-16 09:06:05 AM  
It all goes down when he whips out his perfume soaked hankerchief.

www.dailyinfo.co.uk

 
msheda 2009-01-16 09:07:17 AM  
gimpols1908: "The most important change is people get confused and disoriented and begin to take their clothes off

Well, if it knew it was going to be that kind of party...I would have brought a camera


FTFY

 
Raines8416 2009-01-16 09:08:43 AM  
I hope so, im freezing my ass off right now!

-18°F
Feels Like
-35°F

 
bberg 2009-01-16 09:08:57 AM  
gimpols1908: Well, if it knew it was going to be that kind of party...

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-16 09:10:21 AM  
Obama Girl's ready:

www.maxim.com

I just wanted a thin excuse to post a pic of her. I think she's dreamy...

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-01-16 09:19:59 AM  
People overcompensating for bad weather, getting hot, and taking their coats off only to freeze... what a perfect analogy for our entire political process.

 
El Dudereno 2009-01-16 09:23:09 AM  
mister aj: Riots can get you pretty warmed up. Because you can bet there are going to be race riots.

I'm hoping somebody comes up with the real birth certificate right before the inauguration. Because he's a natural born citizen as much as 1 = 2.


2/10

Too cliche.

 
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