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(Yahoo) Unlikely Bush's last speech puts his record in best light. Not even the Sun is that powerful   (fe10.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) divider line 226
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IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 09:57:17 PM  
Hey hey hey, goodbye!

 
Muta 2009-01-15 09:58:09 PM  
I think we all agree that Bush will probably be considered one of the top 10 Presidents of all time.

 
RoyBatty 2009-01-15 10:00:16 PM  
He's the President and sounding like the biggest victim in the world. "Oh, poor me! I ran for office, stole the seat, and at least you can all agree, I made the tough decisions!"

No, you farktard, your decisions were not tough. Deciding always to fark over people and reward your friends is not a tough decision.

Mr. President sir, I hope you get cancer and die a long slow lingering death.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-15 10:00:25 PM  
Muta: I think we all agree that Bush will probably be considered one of the top 10 Presidents of all time.

I don't think he's even one the top 10 presidents of the past decade.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:00:38 PM  
Muta: I think we all agree that Bush will probably be considered one of the top 10 Presidents of all time.

...just like the Donner Party is now viewed as one of the best examples of vacation planning.

 
Mistah Scrotie 2009-01-15 10:01:04 PM  
My favorite part was when he said something along the lines of that people might not agree with his decisions but they should agree he made hard decisions.

Maybe he should have started making the easy ones.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:02:14 PM  
RoyBatty: stole the seat,


You guys need to get over Florida.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:02:41 PM  
RoyBatty: Mr. President sir, I hope you get cancer and die a long slow lingering death.

That is the most horrible thing I've heard all week, and I demand you take it back.

That's a terrible stigma to inflict upon cancer.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:03:29 PM  
When he mentioned Obama's girls, he gave a smile that would have made Chris Hanson shudder.

 
winterwhile 2009-01-15 10:03:31 PM  
Thanks Bush you kept the USA safe.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:04:15 PM  
I forgot to watch this, so I'll have to catch it on the interwebs later. But I imagine it's him trying to make himself sound SO much better than a piece of shiat that deserves to be remembered next to Harding in the pantheon of terrible, corrupt assholes that somehow managed to float like a turd to the top office.

The pits of Hell isn't hot enough to purge your plight from this earth, you farking asshole.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:04:35 PM  
Aw..cmon. You guys are going to miss him. He's the perfect whipping poster child. Next week you guys won't have him to whip anymore. You'll be sad looking to beat up on someone new.

/grin

 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:05:02 PM  
RoyBatty: He's the President and sounding like the biggest victim in the world. "Oh, poor me! I ran for office, stole the seat, and at least you can all agree, I made the tough decisions!"

No, you farktard, your decisions were not tough. Deciding always to fark over people and reward your friends is not a tough decision.

Mr. President sir, I hope you get cancer and die a long slow lingering death.


Hyperbole much?

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:05:05 PM  
George W. Bush is undoubtedly viewed as one of America's top 50 presidents now, and will likely continue to be seen this way for at least a quarter century and probably more.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:05:12 PM  
winterwhile: Thanks Bush you kept the USA safe.

Tiger... Rock... You get the picture.

 
Doran 2009-01-15 10:05:33 PM  
Car_Ramrod: Muta: I think we all agree that Bush will probably be considered one of the top 10 Presidents of all time.

I don't think he's even one the top 10 presidents of the past decade.


He'll at least make the Top 50 Presidents list.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-01-15 10:05:56 PM  
Good riddance, you dogshiat retard.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-01-15 10:06:07 PM  
GaryPDX: Aw..cmon. You guys are going to miss him. He's the perfect whipping poster child. Next week you guys won't have him to whip anymore. You'll be sad looking to beat up on someone new.

/grin


Well, we could always ask the people who hated Clinton what they did to survive once Clinton left.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:06:24 PM  
erik-k: George W. Bush is undoubtedly viewed as one of America's top 50 presidents now, and will likely continue to be seen this way for at least a quarter century and probably more.


I see what you did there.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:07:02 PM  
NeverDrunk23: Well, we could always ask the people who hated Clinton what they did to survive once Clinton left.

Continued to blame him for all the dumbass stuff Bush did?

 
Troublemakers A.C. 2009-01-15 10:07:13 PM  
powerline.blogspot.com

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:07:26 PM  
erik-k: George W. Bush is undoubtedly viewed as one of America's top 50 presidents now, and will likely continue to be seen this way for at least a quarter century and probably more.

Niiice.

Christ...he looks like he's trying hard not to smile through the whole speech

 
hahawinnipeg 2009-01-15 10:07:33 PM  
Why do you guys hate Bush so much?

 
overfienduglar 2009-01-15 10:08:21 PM  
No fail tag?
Since we all know his presidency was all about fail.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:08:43 PM  
Troublemakers A.C.

It's amazing to me that those rocks didn't come to life and try to stomp him to death.

 
bajonista 2009-01-15 10:09:19 PM  
NeverDrunk23: GaryPDX: Aw..cmon. You guys are going to miss him. He's the perfect whipping poster child. Next week you guys won't have him to whip anymore. You'll be sad looking to beat up on someone new.

/grin

Well, we could always ask the people who hated Clinton what they did to survive once Clinton left.


Slobbed GW's knob?
Blamed Clinton anytime anything bad happened?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:09:23 PM  
"All Americans pay less income taxes..."

...especially the unemployed Americans.

"These are very hard times for hard workin' Americans."

CHRIST it's going to be good to have a President who sounds like an adult...

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:10:08 PM  
CaesarSneezy: Good riddance, you dogshiat retard.

You owe dogshiat retards an apology.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:10:46 PM  
hahawinnipeg: Why do you guys hate Bush so much?

Maybe the three funerals of close friends I've attended for his grand adventure based on lies, deceit, and daddy issues.

 
Falcc 2009-01-15 10:11:19 PM  
The_Sponge: RoyBatty: stole the seat,


You guys need to get over Florida.


Geeze, ONE time I break into your house and you never invite me over again. True, I spent all your money, got you involved in a fist fight with the people across the street, made the rest of the block hate you, and flooded your bathroom while your dog was trapped inside. But you can't possibly still be mad about me breaking in. Or are you some kind of Democrat?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:13:30 PM  
This useless waste of oxygen, George W. Bush, is one of the main reasons I don't believe in Karma.

 
Churchy LaFemme 2009-01-15 10:13:56 PM  
GaryPDX: Aw..cmon. You guys are going to miss him. He's the perfect whipping poster child. Next week you guys won't have him to whip anymore. You'll be sad looking to beat up on someone new.

And you've lost all your fapping material...

 
ABQGOD 2009-01-15 10:14:33 PM  
We'll be blaming Bush for everything Obama doesn't fix right away. And the Palin supporters will blame Obama in 2017.

 
Longtime Lurker 2009-01-15 10:14:34 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: This useless waste of oxygen, George W. Bush, is one of the main reasons I don't believe in Karma.

Hell, however, I do believe in.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:15:20 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: This useless waste of oxygen, George W. Bush, is one of the main reasons I don't believe in Karma.

Sometimes karma goes back into balance during the passage from one life to the next. Maybe he'll be reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnell's thong.

 
tweekster 2009-01-15 10:16:31 PM  
ABQGOD: We'll be blaming Bush for everything Obama doesn't fix right away. And the Palin supporters will blame Obama in 2017.

I agree with the first part, and now I will have farking nightmares from the second part.

 
vabeard 2009-01-15 10:16:37 PM  
winterwhile: Thanks Bush you kept the USA safe.

uh...except for that whole 9/11/01 thing....

 
Amish Tech Support 2009-01-15 10:17:37 PM  
www.theboxset.com

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:18:48 PM  
Longtime Lurker: Hell, however, I do believe in.

Maybe Bush will end up in that special hell, reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theatre.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:19:45 PM  
ABQGOD: We'll be blaming Bush for everything Obama doesn't fix right away. And the Palin supporters will blame Obama in 2017.

In this case, it'd be warranted. Bush came into office with one of the best economies in history, one of the best supplied and staffed military forces in the world, and a genuinely happy populace.

Bush shiat all of that away, and now we'll left with Obama holding this bag of shiat and trying to figure out what to do with it. I'm willing to give him four years, and even if he only manages to unfark half of Bush's farkups, I'll be happy.

 
Cubist Robot Party 2009-01-15 10:19:52 PM  
erik-k: George W. Bush is undoubtedly viewed as one of America's top 50 presidents now, and will likely continue to be seen this way for at least a quarter century and probably more.

I see what you did there.

 
J13P 2009-01-15 10:20:24 PM  
media.g4tv.com


the best part of his presidency is when he's right about to leave...because its the closest to being over.

 
Argh2 2009-01-15 10:21:06 PM  
Muta: I think we all agree that Bush will probably be considered one of the top 10 Presidents of all time.

If by "President" you mean "oblivious, incompetent, lying farkheaded sack of cumstained monkey shiat", then of course I agree.

Good farking riddance. I hope for the rest of his life, people point and hurl insults.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:21:15 PM  
Shadowknight: and now we'll left with Obama

Wow... Cold medicine, whiskey, and anger do not mix...

 
LessO2 2009-01-15 10:21:43 PM  
winterwhile: Thanks Bush you kept the USA safe.

Through September 10, 2001....heckuva job.

 
RoyBatty 2009-01-15 10:23:19 PM  
winterwhile: Thanks Bush you kept the USA safe.

Tried to destroy habeas, declared torture legal, wiretapped ordinary citizens, destroyed global economy. Destabilized Middle East, did nothing to AQ Kahn and Pakistan. Never found Bin Laden. Made it spectacularly unsafe to travel as an American.

If you feel safer now than you did eight years ago, you're a moron. One reason the terrorists may not have attacked us, is why bother? Bush did everything for them that they asked.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:23:52 PM  
LessO2: winterwhile: Thanks Bush you kept the USA safe.

Through September 10, 2001....heckuva job.


Hey, by Bush's standard time frame from farkup to farkup after that date, that was actually a record amount of time for him.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:24:20 PM  
Shadowknight: Bush came into office with one of the best economies in history


ORLY? Remember the tech bubble bursting?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 10:24:48 PM  
I'm amazed they let anyone into that room with their shoes...

 
priestrape 2009-01-15 10:25:31 PM  
I wonder if he's read "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US" yet

 
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