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32 Comments (+0 »)

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john_d_corr

2009-01-15 03:46:07 PM

Who and Who?

CrankMyBlueSax

2009-01-15 03:47:13 PM

Should I know who either of these two are?

hockeyfarker

2009-01-15 04:01:27 PM

she's the one responsible for that milkshake song? Dear God. somebody falconpunch that biatch before we all live to regret this

steveo

2009-01-15 04:20:39 PM

FeedTheCollapse

2009-01-15 04:40:44 PM

*barf*

beerrun

2009-01-15 05:05:18 PM

obligatory

steveo

2009-01-15 06:05:00 PM

beerrun

2009-01-15 06:08:25 PM

steveo
I laughed!

/still laughing. well done.

InmanRoshi

2009-01-15 06:40:01 PM

So Jay-Z is hitting this ... img.thesun.co.uk

And Nas is hitting this ... www.virginmedia.com

I think it's easy to see who won that battle.

larrimo

2009-01-15 06:49:42 PM

hockeyfarker: she's the one responsible for that milkshake song? Dear God. somebody falconpunch that biatch before we all live to regret this

www.funnyandjokes.com

On the job...

Glitchwerks

2009-01-15 06:54:39 PM

Holy shiat. steveo wins the thread.

JerseyTim

2009-01-15 06:54:41 PM

I can't hate on Kelis. She sang one of the greatest hooks of all time.

missiv

2009-01-15 07:20:54 PM

Good on Nas
theglamourouslife.com

She's very milkshakable.

schubie

2009-01-15 07:24:17 PM

Kelis has a thousand times more talent than Beyonce. She's also extremely funny and interesting in her interviews, something Beyonce just isn't. Kelis also gets a lot of points from me for not abandoning her dog to piss and shiat all over her record label's office for a month, something Beyonce, who could afford the best kennel in the world has done.
/Beyonce, dog abandoner

jayhawk88

2009-01-15 07:26:11 PM

How do you know you have no career? When an article refers to you not by name but by your song in the headline. Christ I think even Katrina from Katrina and The Waves will rate a headline name drop when she kicks.

/Bring ODB back to life

Pro Zack

2009-01-15 07:28:43 PM

Well, that should bring the boys there.

LewDux

2009-01-15 07:49:50 PM

The making of

Mangoose

2009-01-15 09:00:28 PM

"It's all they are talking about. She is carrying hip-hop royalty! They are so excited."

...I'm sure that's just the source's relaying, but I found myself very put off by that comment.

steamingpile

2009-01-15 09:38:22 PM

InmanRoshi: So Jay-Z is hitting this ...

And Nas is hitting this ...

I think it's easy to see who won that battle.

Jay Z is pretending to hit that, its just his beard while he sucks dick

star_topology

2009-01-15 09:53:44 PM

Headline of the year contender!

sewiusproductions

2009-01-15 11:49:58 PM

schubie: Kelis has a thousand times more talent than Beyonce. She's also extremely funny and interesting in her interviews, something Beyonce just isn't. Kelis also gets a lot of points from me for not abandoning her dog to piss and shiat all over her record label's office for a month, something Beyonce, who could afford the best kennel in the world has done.
/Beyonce, dog abandoner

THIS!!!

We know the kid will be smart.

jeremynobody

2009-01-16 01:59:31 AM

...disgusting semen euphemism trifecta in play?

WFern

2009-01-16 05:49:37 AM

steamingpile: InmanRoshi: So Jay-Z is hitting this ...

And Nas is hitting this ...

I think it's easy to see who won that battle.

Jay Z is pretending to hit that, its just his beard while he sucks dick

Is there actually a gay rumor about the guy? I lose track.

DjangoStonereaver

2009-01-16 07:17:17 AM

WFern: steamingpile: InmanRoshi: So Jay-Z is hitting this ...

And Nas is hitting this ...

I think it's easy to see who won that battle.

Jay Z is pretending to hit that, its just his beard while he sucks dick

Is there actually a gay rumor about the guy? I lose track.

There are gay rumors about almost any prominent african/american rapper.

Doesn't mean they're correct. Even on Diddy, who is a wee bit
too fashion obsessed for a straight guy.

Balrog1

2009-01-16 08:52:53 AM

Did someone say milkshake?

philzine.files.wordpress.com

Uh, nevermind.

lacydog

2009-01-16 11:03:14 AM

sewiusproductions: schubie: Kelis has a thousand times more talent than Beyonce. She's also extremely funny and interesting in her interviews, something Beyonce just isn't. Kelis also gets a lot of points from me for not abandoning her dog to piss and shiat all over her record label's office for a month, something Beyonce, who could afford the best kennel in the world has done.
/Beyonce, dog abandoner

THIS!!!

We know the kid will be smart.

I get something of a kick out of Kelis. Mostly because she writes about kinky stuff. And I like that.

And she's no one-hit-wonder. "Bossy" was huge

LewDux

2009-01-16 01:13:25 PM

WFern: Is there actually a gay rumor about the guy? I lose track.

Could be. Streamingpile seems to be well versed in things gay

bigbadideasinaction

2009-01-16 01:19:57 PM

Milkshake Haiku:

My milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard. They're like,
"It's better than yours".

Deep, man...

ThePowerOfTheFARKside

2009-01-16 06:34:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5kHF4IKgWU
Kelis ft. Andre 3000 - Millionaire
a very good song imo

wipiit_pop

2009-01-16 09:59:06 PM

Would Kelis working with Timo Maas be too obscure? That's where I first heard of her.

She cool. I reckon...