I have too much money and all my scams are paid off. I'm going to go bet on things he will say next week.

I'll win, I'm due.

Anyone have a link to the page on the site? Can't find it.

I'm betting he will say "pie".

I'm doing a shot every time he says "change".

/Gotta stock up.

"George Bush is a cracker" = 2,400:1

It would be hilarious if he incorporated every one of those words somewhere. He could make a filler paragraph in the middle.

"Some people have called Angela Merkel a Shetland sheepdog or a bulldog, but that's just bananas. To those people, I say damn it! And speaking of dams, my stimulus package includes plenty of money for new ones..."

it would be more likely if we elected kirk cameron.

burndtdan: it would be more likely if we elected kirk cameron.


Before this thread, I would have said there's nothing that would ever get me to move to a foreign country.

Someone should forward this to Obama. Get the US treasury to make a few bets, and have him say a few non sequitur words at the inauguration, and those winnings should get this country right back on track.

Trivia Jockey: burndtdan: it would be more likely if we elected kirk cameron.


Before this thread, I would have said there's nothing that would ever get me to move to a foreign country.

with so many people fleeing, it would be terrible for anyone that was left behind.

I like to ayt ayt ayt aypples and banaynays.

I found the latest odds at: Sportsbook-Business and Politics

burndtdan: it would be more likely if we elected kirk cameron.

As an atheist, that would be my second worst nightmare.

I getting 100-1 he says 'fo shizzle ma nizzle, I be up in dis biatch.'

Too bad I didn't hear about this type of gambling when Palin was giving speeches. I could have made a killing on "maverick". shiat.

James72: Someone should forward this to Obama. Get the US treasury to make a few bets, and have him say a few non sequitur words at the inauguration, and those winnings should get this country right back on track.

I nominate James to be Secretary of Quick Cash!

Wonder if he'll thank his Uncle Tom????

AnubisMan: Too bad I didn't hear about this type of gambling when Palin was giving speeches. I could have made a killing on "maverick". shiat.

You betcha!

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I getting 100-1 he says 'fo shizzle ma nizzle, I be up in dis biatch.'

What are the odds that he pimp slaps someone afterwards?

F*ck Off odds 1000 to 1
Axis of Evil odds 666 to 1
/no mention of watermelon or fried chicken
//just saying.

Id do a shot every time he says "uhhhh..." but I'd die of alcohol poisoning in minutes.

I'd like to see a VERY subtle rickroll... he just quotes one or two lines line from that song, enough to make internet-savvy people forever wonder if he was making a sly joke or what.

"America, I make you a promise. Never gonna give you up or let you down, especially in these difficult economic times, and..."

How about Noo-cue-lurr?

That would be awesome sezzme

I've got good money on him starting his speech "'scuse me while I whip this out".

/If he was ever going to, he will now.

James72: Someone should forward this to Obama. Get the US treasury to make a few bets, and have him say a few non sequitur words at the inauguration, and those winnings should get this country right back on track.

They've* been doing that for quite a while now with S&P 500 futures. A bunch of way out of the money calls are suddenly purchased only a few days from expiration, super cheap, then TADA, miraculously the S&P stocks rally, and the futures payoff.

* Who are they? Follow the money, if you can. Worse still, who's on the other side of the trade? Why you are of course! If not initially, then you will be once the hedge fund selling them blows up, requiring a bailout to them or to their lender.

sezzme: I'd like to see a VERY subtle rickroll... he just quotes one or two lines line from that song, enough to make internet-savvy people forever wonder if he was making a sly joke or what.

"America, I make you a promise. Never gonna give you up or let you down, especially in these difficult economic times, and..."

To the American people, you know the rules, and so do I.

Midway through the speech he sneaks in lyrics from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Hello my fellow Americans and banana. Excuse me, I mean good Evening.

What are the odds he doesn't say "change"?

Taking all bets he'll open with "'Scuse me while I whip this out..."...

Fart_Machine: Midway through the speech he sneaks in lyrics from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

On that note, does anyone have that newspaper article that starts all serious about a robbery/shooting then busts into those lyrics.

Oh, I'm betting that Obama will levitate down the entire parade route, being supported by the karmic energy of his multitude of followers.

Then He will proceed with the miracle of the blunts and biatches, providing for all, as he is want to do.

Ok, this was a funny headline... true Farkstyle!



/would +1
//dropped TF at the last update
///they'll get over it

I'm hoping for a "Suck it, NeoCons."

Is he gonna pour one for his fallen homies?

What are the odds of him saying "JOKE'S ON YOU, INFIDELS! ALLAHU AKBAR!"

"Hey, Giorgi! These Uzbeks bet me 50 kopeks I couldn't get three words out of you!"

/ Nothing is obscure on Fark...

sezzme: I'd like to see a VERY subtle rickroll... he just quotes one or two lines line from that song, enough to make internet-savvy people forever wonder if he was making a sly joke or what.

"America, I make you a promise. Never gonna give you up or let you down, especially in these difficult economic times, and..."


I don't know which I love more, Barrack roll or Bush singing Sunday Bloody Sunday

mikaloyd: Id do a shot every time he says "uhhhh..." but I'd die of alcohol poisoning in minutes.

Didn't watch any of his prepared speeches I take it.

How about "Excuse me while I whip this out." ?

Barack! Barack! Bo-Arack* Banana Fanna Fo-Farack
Fee Fi Mo Marack, Barack!

Obama! Obama! Bo-Bobama Banana Fanna Fo-Fobama
Fee Fie Mo-Mobama! Obama!

* That's the only rule that is contrary.

burndtdan: it would be more likely if we elected kirk cameron.

As I was driving through Idaho last weekend, I heard "The Way of the Master" on the radio. I.... I had no idea.

EL_FABREZ: sezzme: I'd like to see a VERY subtle rickroll... he just quotes one or two lines line from that song, enough to make internet-savvy people forever wonder if he was making a sly joke or what.

"America, I make you a promise. Never gonna give you up or let you down, especially in these difficult economic times, and..."


I don't know which I love more, Barrack roll or Bush singing Sunday Bloody Sunday

"A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy"

Step 1. Take out large loan.
Step 2. Drive to Vegas. Bet it all on red.
Step 3. Buy lottery tickets with the winnings.
Step 4. Use lottery winnings to buy and flip houses.
Step 5. Take profits to Vegas. Bet it all on Black.
Step 6. Bet all your earnings on Banana.
Step 7. Break into Obama's house and discretely replace one random word in his speech with banana.
Step 8a. PROFIT!
Step 8b. GO TO PRISON!

......it might just work.

"God Damn America!"

24,000:1

Honest Bender: Step 7. Break into Obama's house and discretely replace one random word in his speech with banana.

Who do we know who can hack into a teleprompter?

A buck says he says "penis".

UncleCal: How about "Excuse me while I whip this out." ?

2:1 odds. Same as "Where be all the white women at?"