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(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Obama's old Chrysler up for sale on eBay. Current owner has dental records to prove it too   (suntimes.com) divider line 118
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The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 01:04:44 PM  
I heard it was also owned by John Voight.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-15 01:48:45 PM  

 
BillCo [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 01:55:49 PM  
"2005 Chrysler 300C Hemi"

I would have guessed something more like a '64 Cadillac.

 
No YOU'RE a Towel [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 02:00:06 PM  
But does he have a birth certificate?

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 02:04:26 PM  
blogs.riverfronttimes.com

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 02:38:40 PM  
I heard about this at Tim Whatley's party.

 
Gig103 [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 03:01:56 PM  
Sometimes I spell my name with a G... and an I!!!

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 03:02:25 PM  
BillCo: I would have guessed something more like a '64 Cadillac.

I would have guessed a Navigator or Escalade, but he wasn't high enough up in the senate to get a driver so the 300 makes sense.

/besides it is a 64 Impala with gold Daytons.

 
opiumpoopy 2009-01-15 03:53:36 PM  
I feel sorry for your American politicians who feel compelled to buy a Chrysler 300C - when obviously a BMW 5-series or Merc E-class would be much nicer.

/ Actually, I feel sorry for French politicians who feel they need to buy a French car. But that's a different story.

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 04:03:10 PM  
opiumpoopy: / Actually, I feel sorry for French politicians who feel they need to buy a French car. But that's a different story.

Not all French cars are bad:

upload.wikimedia.org

 
twinspa 2009-01-15 04:52:50 PM  
Gig103: Sometimes I spell my name with a G... and an I!!!

Get outa my car!

 
Ponzholio 2009-01-15 04:54:27 PM  
But the title has two 'R's in Barack

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-01-15 04:55:27 PM  
I saw on the news a few months ago that a lady in the western suburbs has his old Jeep. I remember thinking, "So what?" and wondering why this was newsworthy. I do not recall if she planned on keeping it or selling it.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-15 04:57:42 PM  
Oh, look! There's Joe Biden's bicycle! And Rahm Emmanuel's skateboard!

 
AspectRatio 2009-01-15 04:58:00 PM  
Typical libtard behavior. If The Chosen Messiah cared so much about "Main Street" he would have donated the car to a charity. HAHA, joke's on you, Obamabots! That's change we can believe in.

 
AnubisMan 2009-01-15 04:58:25 PM  
He was able to get the teeth impressions off his arm after Obama bit him?

 
Renart 2009-01-15 04:59:23 PM  
Chrysler, huh? Does it have soft Corinthian leather?

 
T-Luv 2009-01-15 04:59:46 PM  
I went to dental school with Barrack Oboma

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2009-01-15 05:01:09 PM  
Obama leased the car in 2004 at Park Plaza Dodge in Forest Park, Ill., and swapped it for a Ford Escape hybrid in 2007.

It's nice to see that he made some sacrifices while running for office. Even though he was already a millionaire, it's important to pretend to care about crap like the environment and alternative energy and stuff like that, so buying a cheap, crappy, P.O.S. American Hybrid is basically a must.

 
ga362 2009-01-15 05:01:48 PM  
Is it a low rider with hydraulic cylinders that make it bounce? Is there fuzzy stuff on the dash and upholstery? Maybe some bullet holes? How about sitting up on blocks?

/so many questions

 
Badfrog 2009-01-15 05:01:56 PM  
How much for an old non-low-flow toilet that he's shat on?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 05:03:38 PM  
One million dollars for a Chrysler 300, huh? I don't care who owned it. Whoever pays that kind of money for a car built by a company that might not even be here next year is a dumbass of the highest order.

 
twfeline 2009-01-15 05:03:49 PM  
Is the ashtray still full?

/Smoker's car.
//Do not want.

 
AspectRatio 2009-01-15 05:04:17 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Obama leased the car in 2004 at Park Plaza Dodge in Forest Park, Ill., and swapped it for a Ford Escape hybrid in 2007.

It's nice to see that he made some sacrifices while running for office. Even though he was already a millionaire, it's important to pretend to care about crap like the environment and alternative energy and stuff like that, so buying a cheap, crappy, P.O.S. American Hybrid is basically a must.


Yeah, nobody really cares about stuff like that. And if they say they do, they're lying.

 
AshHousewares18 2009-01-15 05:04:35 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: One million dollars for a Chrysler 300, huh? I don't care who owned it. Whoever pays that kind of money for a car built by a company that might not even be here next year is a dumbass of the highest order.

I think the trsl dumbass here is the one who doesn't know that 100 x 1000 = one hundred thousand, not one million.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 05:04:36 PM  
D'oh I misread that. Still, 100,000 dollars is too much even for a Dodge Viper.

 
AshHousewares18 2009-01-15 05:05:18 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: D'oh I misread that. Still, 100,000 dollars is too much even for a Dodge Viper.

It's okay, I spelled "real" as "trsl" somehow.

 
darth_nick23 2009-01-15 05:05:34 PM  
ga362: Is it a low rider with hydraulic cylinders that make it bounce? Is there fuzzy stuff on the dash and upholstery? Maybe some bullet holes? How about sitting up on blocks?

/so many questions


LOLZ!

 
me3512 2009-01-15 05:05:56 PM  
this should be worth less than his popularity in 6 months.

 
The Decider 2009-01-15 05:06:52 PM  
My wife has that exact same car and the Obama's share our wedding anniversary.

Spooky.

/or coincidence.

 
AshHousewares18 2009-01-15 05:07:12 PM  
ga362: Is it a low rider with hydraulic cylinders that make it bounce? Is there fuzzy stuff on the dash and upholstery? Maybe some bullet holes? How about sitting up on blocks?

/so many questions


Not all Hawaiians like that kind of stuff, mostly just the ones you see in rap videos.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 05:08:26 PM  
www.autounleashed.com

The car in question. It's a repaint.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-01-15 05:08:34 PM  
But does is have Corinthian leather?

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-01-15 05:09:24 PM  
ga362: Is it a low rider with hydraulic cylinders that make it bounce? Is there fuzzy stuff on the dash and upholstery? Maybe some bullet holes? How about sitting up on blocks?

/so many questions


HA HA HA. Black people!!111

 
BobXXL 2009-01-15 05:11:32 PM  
Oldiron_79: But does is have Corinthian leather?

barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com

 
bruce4bruce 2009-01-15 05:12:31 PM  
Why would he drive a BMW or Mercedes? He should drive an American car and support an American company.

I thought he would have had a pimped out Land Rover. Or and Impala with 20 inch blades!

 
Kar98 2009-01-15 05:12:48 PM  
> 2005 Chrysler 300C Hemi

*snort, choke, giggle*

Nah, I'm OK, really

*snicker*

 
URAPNIS 2009-01-15 05:13:52 PM  
i108.photobucket.com

What a 300c may look like.

 
AspectRatio 2009-01-15 05:14:40 PM  
ga362: Is it a low rider with hydraulic cylinders that make it bounce? Is there fuzzy stuff on the dash and upholstery? Maybe some bullet holes? How about sitting up on blocks?

/so many questions


You know, black people drive like this: BOWCHICKA WOMPA WOMPA WOMPA! And white people, they drive like this: DEEDLEEDEEDLEEDEE!

It's funny 'cause it's true!

 
Dragonsbreath 2009-01-15 05:15:12 PM  
Has to be a fake.
If it was his he would have sealed the records on it to prevent anyone from knowing anything except what he says is true...

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 05:15:31 PM  
He should have had a Mercury Marauder if he wanted to buy American:

www.familycar.com

 
aninconvenienterection 2009-01-15 05:16:00 PM  
Kar98: > 2005 Chrysler 300C Hemi

*snort, choke, giggle*

Nah, I'm OK, really

*snicker*


actually, you are just plain ignorant if you think thats a bad choice of ride. or stupid. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and go with ignorant though.

 
sir_nose 2009-01-15 05:16:13 PM  
I used to have a Chrysler with Corinthian leather. Or maybe it was just regular leather, I can't remember.

 
ilambiquated 2009-01-15 05:17:15 PM  
BillCo: "2005 Chrysler 300C Hemi"

I would have guessed something more like a '64 Cadillac.


Why?

 
Udontknowme 2009-01-15 05:18:20 PM  
No YOU'RE a towel

But does he have a birth certificate?

Of course not, but it was made in Hawaii. No, really!!

 
Kar98 2009-01-15 05:18:39 PM  
aninconvenienterection: Kar98: > 2005 Chrysler 300C Hemi

*snort, choke, giggle*

Nah, I'm OK, really

*snicker*

actually, you are just plain ignorant if you think thats a bad choice of ride. or stupid. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and go with ignorant though.


It's not the quality of the ride, it's about the perceived make-up of the clientele of this car.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 05:18:54 PM  
Hop in my Chrysler. It's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

www.harkania.com

 
Psumek 2009-01-15 05:22:25 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hop in my Chrysler. It's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

Psst! Your tin roof's rusted.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-15 05:22:59 PM  
In other news, Laura Bush's 1963 Chevrolet is selling for $15. Some front end damage...

 
Chainsaw Messiah 2009-01-15 05:29:29 PM  
This isn't the 2005 Chrysler 300C Hemi that Barack Obama knows.

 
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