"Spooge (Fills Up Your Lady"?
"Big Ten Inch (Injector)"?
"Spunk InMotion"?
"Wank This Way"?
"Cum In An Elevator"?

/I'm stopping now

"So you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder"

That's chowdah, subby.

beerrun: "So you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder"

That's chowdah, subby.

Thank you

johnny_vegas: beerrun: "So you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder"

That's chowdah, subby.

Thank you

When you grow up in New England you know these things.

too bad it didn't help their music

beerrun: johnny_vegas: beerrun: "So you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder"

That's chowdah, subby.

Thank you

When you grow up in New England you know these things.

not subby but came here to say this

/spent lots of time in Newport, RI

Dead for Tax Reasons: too bad it didn't help their music

Maybe lately, but you can't name too many bands that had a run of albums that they had early in their career. Aerosmith, Get Your Wings, Toys in the Attic, Rocks, and Draw the Line all kick ass. The new, sober Aerosmith stuff, not so much.

Too much information

So this is what we've been reduced to, eh, Farkers?

Discussing senior citizen skeet.

/Proud to be an American, or something....

He sounds like he is still seven years old.

cryinoutloud Too much information

Came here to say the same! TMI, TMI, TMI!!

Just threw up in my mouth a little.

madmann: So this is what we've been reduced to, eh, Farkers?

Discussing senior citizen skeet.

/Proud to be an American, or something....

that's kind of a stretch just to be all edgy and snarky isn't it?

One of these days you'll see an exclusive video of Steve Tyler dancing with what i think is his grandmother back in the 80s.

When you do, it will be because I pushed my uncle to sell/send it in to someone.

He's also picking his nose.


/needless to say any gathering at my uncles house that involves alcohol, leads to this video.
//wedding home video from a long long time ago.

"Tyler also told the magazine that he had his first sexual experience at the age of seven with twins.
"You know, I look at their pictures now and think to myself, 'How much sweeter does it get?'""

I noticed he didn't say if the twins were girls or boys.

madmann: So this is what we've been reduced to, eh, Farkers?

Discussing senior citizen skeet.

/Proud to be an American, or something....

Oh, I guess you're right. He's only a couple months short of 60. Not technically a senior citizen in the US for 5 more years, although AARP would count him.

This changes everything. Discussing a 59-year-old's splooge is fascinating.

FTFA: "They sat next to me in the church choir. They were French," he said of his prepubescent encounter. "They took me home one day, and we had a 'you-show-me-yours-I'll-show-you-mine' session. Isn't that great? You know, I look at their pictures now and think to myself, 'How much sweeter does it get?'

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me....

submitter: "So you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder"

Must get image out of mind....

OK grandpa.

This is a particularly difficult hidden level in Guitar Hero: Aerosmith.

class act

beerrun: you can't name too many bands that had a run of albums that they had early in their career. Aerosmith, Get Your Wings, Toys in the Attic, Rocks, and Draw the Line all kick ass
I draw the line at Rocks.

CuteFluffyBunny: Just threw up in my mouth a little.

So will he apparently just not the last few nights on tour.

In Aerosmith's autobiography, which came out in '98, he said that his first sexual experience was paying for a 60-year-old hooker when he was 16, and that it was so vile he was compulsively washing his dick afterwards.

Which is it?

beerrun: Maybe lately, but you can't name too many bands that had a run of albums that they had early in their career. Aerosmith, Get Your Wings, Toys in the Attic, Rocks, and Draw the Line all kick ass. The new, sober Aerosmith stuff, not so much.

THIS to the power of n.

"So you'd be sure to go home with a full cup of chowder"

That's chowdah, subby.

Either way, I'll probably have to skip the No Name Restaurant on my next trip.

FlyingPig: In Aerosmith's autobiography, which came out in '98, he said that his first sexual experience was paying for a 60-year-old hooker when he was 16, and that it was so vile he was compulsively washing his dick afterwards.

Which is it?

He definitely did not have sex with the twins. They just showed each other. That book probably refers to actual intercourse.

Every now and then I look at Steven Tyler's neanderthal mouth and chin, and think his daughter really, really dodged a bullet. Dude has the biggest mouth, ever.

Ummmm....YUCK.

That is all.

CayceP: Every now and then I look at Steven Tyler's neanderthal mouth and chin, and think his daughter really, really dodged a bullet. Dude has the biggest mouth, ever.

well she has a pretty good sized kisser on her as well.

anybody that would fark steven tyler has something wrong with them.