Ha. Ha.. Wrestling is fake..

And let me tell you something, you punk kids, when you step into that squared circle with The Teacher, you can bet you're gonna get your asses taught!

Sunday...SUNday...SUNDAYY!!!!!!

Torchsong: you can bet you're gonna get your asses taught!

hehe... taught asses.

madcatcasey: Ha. Ha.. Wrestling is fake..

What do you mean Wrestling is fake?

/kidding

They say "cartoonish violence and sex appeal" as if it's a bad thing.

Hopefully no student farks substitute teacher Katie Vick, though that would probably make Fark.

Cue "It's still real to me, dammit!" kid in 5...4...3...

Because the WWE teaching kids that stereotypes are a good thing isn't enough...

mediablitz: Because the WWE teaching kids that stereotypes are a good thing isn't enough...

Hey, Tony Atlas doesn't have to wear African garb anymore. Plus, the only wrestler from "deepest, darkest Africa" was a white man. So there. They teach diversity.

Crotchfruit Suplex!

Haven't watched WWE in a long time, but the divas are still hot. I'll check out the WWE Divas page periodically to see who will be in Playboy in the coming months.

tonesskin: mediablitz: Because the WWE teaching kids that stereotypes are a good thing isn't enough...

Hey, Tony Atlas doesn't have to wear African garb anymore. Plus, the only wrestler from "deepest, darkest Africa" was a white man. So there. They teach diversity.



Approves.

All heated debates will be settled in a steel cage...

/Oblig

What does she know about education? Maybe she knows how to choreograph the riots at Harding HS, but what else does she bring?

Do steroids help you study better??

Perhaps Leapin' Lenny Poffo can be her assistant.

Torchsong: And let me tell you something, you punk kids, when you step into that squared circle with The Teacher, you can bet you're gonna get your asses taught!

Sunday...SUNday...SUNDAYY!!!!!!

Get your white trash entertainment straight. The Sunday, Sunday, Sunday line is only used for monster trucks and tractor pulls.

TMYK

Duck_of_Doom
What does she know about education? Maybe she knows how to choreograph the riots at Harding HS, but what else does she bring?

All girls wrestling will now be in the "Bra and Panties" match format.

Ponzholio: Do steroids help you study better??

No. They seem to inhibit memory, actually. Maybe she can institute the same drug policy as the WWE--if you get caught we will publicly humiliate you and you may have to even kiss Vince's ass before going on suspension.

mofomisfit
Duck_of_Doom
What does she know about education? Maybe she knows how to choreograph the riots at Harding HS, but what else does she bring?

All girls wrestling will now be in the "Bra and Panties" match format.

And as Frank Black once growled, "that's educational!"

Reppin East Carolina! WOOT

I'm No Saint: tonesskin: mediablitz: Because the WWE teaching kids that stereotypes are a good thing isn't enough...

Hey, Tony Atlas doesn't have to wear African garb anymore. Plus, the only wrestler from "deepest, darkest Africa" was a white man. So there. They teach diversity.


Approves.

Akeem the African Dream FTW!

/I hope her leadership abilities are superior to her acting...

something something something "pencil neck geeks" something something


/got nothin'

cartoonish violence and sex appeal

Hmm, considering that WWE has been rated TV-PG since last summer, something tells me that this writer still thinks this is 1998.

I hate when people say Pro Wrestling is fake. You have no idea how much hard work those athletes put in to compete at that level. Let's see you get thrown 10 feet into the air and have a 300lb. man land on your head. It's not fake dammit, you just don't get it because you probably like some pussy-ass sport like golf. I'll suplex your ass, biatches!

/I'm kidding, of course
// you can see their balls, they're shrunken
/// and I love to golf
////slashies

IEatANimaLs: I hate when people say Pro Wrestling is fake. You have no idea how much hard work those athletes put in to compete at that level. Let's see you get thrown 10 feet into the air and have a 300lb. man land on your head. It's not fake dammit, you just don't get it because you probably like some pussy-ass sport like golf. I'll suplex your ass, biatches!

/I'm kidding, of course
// you can see their balls, they're shrunken
/// and I love to golf
////slashies



tell you what...YOU can take on the task of viewing professional wrestlers' balls

mofomisfit: All girls wrestling will now be in the "Bra and Panties" match format.

I read that as "math format".

Suzy wants to add sequins to her bra costume. Blue sequins can fit 10 to a square inch, but red only fit 5 to a square inch. Suzy is a triple-D and thinks using both wouldn't clash at all. How many sequins will she need?

/ah Corrupticut

Tardy? Hope you're prepared to be body slammed through the Spanish announcer's table.


/Take that Telemundo

Duck_of_Doom: What does she know about education? Maybe she knows how to choreograph the riots at Harding HS, but what else does she bring?

more than Caroline Kennedy about being a senator.

madcatcasey: Ha. Ha.. Wrestling is fake..

Not as fake as most "state education".

Wanted for questioning at the hearing:

IEatANimaLs: I hate when people say Pro Wrestling is fake

I think it's hilarious, actually. No one ever complains that "The Office" is fake or the latest movie is fake or whatever. Of course it is fake--they are actors (just like any other fictional show on television, including Survivor and Man vs. Wild). So I don't even get the "it's fake" criticism. "It sucks" maybe, but "it's fake" just is so weird to me.

Future President Camacho approves.

fritopendejo: Torchsong: And let me tell you something, you punk kids, when you step into that squared circle with The Teacher, you can bet you're gonna get your asses taught!

Sunday...SUNday...SUNDAYY!!!!!!

Get your white trash entertainment straight. The Sunday, Sunday, Sunday line is only used for monster trucks and tractor pulls.

TMYK

SUNDAY... SUNday... someday!!!

It's AwexomeCross 98!

LIVE IN STRONGBADIA!

THRILL / as The Cheat / attempts to jump the tire / over the KOT / eating a cardboard box / covered in syrup!

Duck_of_Doom: What does she know about education? Maybe she knows how to choreograph the riots at Harding HS, but what else does she bring?

Besides her degree in Education and years of experiencing both on school boards and leading the board of a multi-million dollar corporation with a positive cash flow? Meh, probably not much.

this is suppose to be a hot female wrestler pic thread.

lets go Fark

The heck with Linda, but Stephanie McMahon can be my teacher anytime.

No Line For Beer: Besides her degree in Education

Okay, THAT shouldn't be considered a qualification for ANYTHING.

madcatcasey: Ha. Ha.. Wrestling is fake..

Eh, It's a soap opera with baby oil and microphones.

Let's get ready to RRRRRRREAD!

tonesskin: IEatANimaLs: I hate when people say Pro Wrestling is fake

I think it's hilarious, actually. No one ever complains that "The Office" is fake or the latest movie is fake or whatever. Of course it is fake--they are actors (just like any other fictional show on television, including Survivor and Man vs. Wild). So I don't even get the "it's fake" criticism. "It sucks" maybe, but "it's fake" just is so weird to me.

Indeed. Wrestling is NOT fake. Wrestling is choreographed, and is not a legitimate athletic competition. But you need only look at the myriad of injuries suffered by wrestlers, coupled with the daily punishment their bodies receive (you may know you're going to get clocked with a steel chair before it happens, but it still hurts like a motherfarker), to realize what they're doing isn't "fake."

tonesskin: IEatANimaLs: I hate when people say Pro Wrestling is fake

I think it's hilarious, actually. No one ever complains that "The Office" is fake or the latest movie is fake or whatever. Of course it is fake--they are actors (just like any other fictional show on television, including Survivor and Man vs. Wild). So I don't even get the "it's fake" criticism. "It sucks" maybe, but "it's fake" just is so weird to me.

QFT.

I'm willing to bet 90%-95% of what anybody watches is "fake", but somehow, that criticism only gets applied to wrestling, as if it's some great sin to act (act badly, yes, but act nonetheless).

No Line For Beer: and leading the board of a multi-million dollar corporation with a positive cash flow?

Selling spandex chicks and steroid users beating each other to teens?

What...did the guy who sells jello to old people pass them up or something?

DarnoKonrad: madcatcasey: Ha. Ha.. Wrestling is fake..

Eh, It's a soap opera with baby oil and microphones.

And guys jumping around and crashing into each other, which is the really fun part.

mofomisfit: Duck_of_Doom
What does she know about education? Maybe she knows how to choreograph the riots at Harding HS, but what else does she bring?

All girls wrestling will now be in the "Bra and Panties" match format.

As a friend just said. PT&A Matches.

tonesskin: just like any other fictional show on television, including Survivor and Man vs. Wild

In wrestling's defense, you never see any of the wrestlers go off to sleep at a hotel in the middle of a show ;)

tonesskin: mediablitz: Because the WWE teaching kids that stereotypes are a good thing isn't enough...

Hey, Tony Atlas doesn't have to wear African garb anymore. Plus, the only wrestler from "deepest, darkest Africa" was a white man. So there. They teach diversity.

Papa Shango, The Godfather, and Kama Mustaffa shake their heads in agreement ;-)

Wrestling was great, until that pussy Cobain came along and ruined everything.

Duck_of_Doom: mofomisfit: All girls wrestling will now be in the "Bra and Panties" match format.

I read that as "math format".

Suzy wants to add sequins to her bra costume. Blue sequins can fit 10 to a square inch, but red only fit 5 to a square inch. Suzy is a triple-D and thinks using both wouldn't clash at all. How many sequins will she need?

/ah Corrupticut

Oh! Oh! I know! Wonder Woman!!