Good grief, she's 60 years old. Find another object to penis faptards.

Link (new window)

Crappy Real Media link, but only one I could find on the web.

spidermann: Link (new window)

Crappy Real Media link, but only one I could find on the web.

I don't have, nor will I install RealPlayer... so I'll just assume it's the Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup skit and laugh at the memories.

Ah, here we go.

i would still penis her. While she sang Rhiannon.

She has doubled in size since the early 80s.

/Would still probably hit it.

She needs Debbie Harry's (new window) surgeon...

Stevie Nicks, as per the LDV analysis:


Hottie back in the day. Seriously hittable, complete with going back for seconds and thirds.

Nutjob. Good Lord, Nut. Job.

Can't sing worth a damn. Not now, not then, not ever. Rasping off key does not equal "singing."

letdogsvote:

Can't sing worth a damn. Not now, not then, not ever. Rasping off key does not equal "singing."

I'm just saying... imagine that you're Lindsey Buckingham, talented musician and good-looking man, hitting that as often as you can. Only problem is the biatch is psycho and she won't. stop. writing. her. shiatty. poetry.

'Unleashed' tour?

letdogsvote:

Rasping off key does not equal "singing."




/ that's just baaaaaaaaaad

Christine McVie's songs are better than Stevie's.

There. I've said it. Quote it for truth.

Oh, back in the day. I would have given her the best ten seconds of her life.

I'd blow coke into her anus through a straw...

/surprised this catchphrase never caught on

Ok I'll say it: I loved her work in Fleetwood Mac and have never given a damn how fat or thin a recording artist is.

/I must also admit that David Letterman's jabs at her were pretty funny back in the day.

Earguy: Christine McVie's songs are better than Stevie's.

There. I've said it. Quote it for truth.

Wrong. McVie wrote vapid pop songs, while Stevie... well... whoops....

ricewater_stool 2009-01-14 02:11:48 PM
She has doubled in size since the early 80s.

/Would still probably hit it.

She was HUGE ass-wise back in the 70s. I saw them as the warm-up to
Ten Years After (stfu&goml) from fifth row center and she had
damned-near a William Perry size butt.

This is why she wears 8" platforms.

mfaby:
She was HUGE ass-wise back in the 70s. I saw them as the warm-up to
Ten Years After (stfu&goml) from fifth row center and she had
damned-near a William Perry size butt.

A lot of people like their coke in the 'fridge.

Uzzah: I'd blow coke into her anus through a straw...

I LOL'd!

Years ago, I catered just about every concert that came through.

Her show had more damned alcohol (liquor) on the rider than any one I had ever seen. 20+ bottles just for the dressing room.

Whatever, subby.
She's 60 years old and still gorgeous, IMO.
and I think she has a great voice.

I saw a reunion show a while back and Stevie just can't hit those notes anymore...well...worse than before anyway.

Sometimes they come back bad.

I've been fantasizing about her since 1973, and I'll be damned if I'll quit now.

Oh man I went to a show 5 years ago and Stevie was TERRIBLE! She was completely drunk off her ass, stumbled around the stage, sang (well rasped out) TWO songs before apologizing that she wasn't feeling well and left the stage. At least the rest of the band picked up the slack and play a decent show.

I would bang her.