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(The Sun) Dumbass Amy Winehouse is cut off by her vacation resort, is now stealing drinks from other guests. With awesome "Shh, I'm hunting cocktails" pic   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 55
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Walker [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 09:41:04 AM  
That's just plain sad right there.
img.thesun.co.uk

 
sloppy shoes 2009-01-14 09:57:03 AM  
Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:00:18 AM  
sloppy shoes: Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.


Right up there with Hasselhoff and the cheeseburger.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:21:31 AM  
Diogenes: sloppy shoes: Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

Right up down there with Hasselhoff and the cheeseburger.


FTFY

But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:24:51 AM  
She needs one of those tv things that hold your bra straps together on her back.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:26:45 AM  
Tr0mBoNe: But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

I've been cut off one time in a bar, and I hadn't even started drinking yet. So, I went back home and started drinking there.

The waitress was a biatch and assumed that I was drunk because I came in at 11:30 at night. I had just gotten off work...

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:29:39 AM  
Godscrack: She needs one of those tv things that hold your bra straps together on her back.

And ruin the gutter-bunny image she's worked so hard to acquire? I think not!

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:31:42 AM  
That picture of her seems to be highlighting her cock tail.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:43:01 AM  
I need to make a new entry in the Winehouse Death Pool. Last year, I was sure she'd implode permanently on Jan. 2 of this year.

I underestimated her babysitters ;)

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-01-14 10:51:38 AM  
data.tumblr.com

/yes I know, I suck at Photoshop

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:57:28 AM  
That reminds me...I haven't made my Dead Pool picks yet.

 
slayer199 [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 10:59:19 AM  
I'm glad rehab has worked out so well for her.

Honestly, I can't see her making it through this year alive...which is sad.

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 11:16:01 AM  
You know, she's got to be burning through that cash pretty fast now. 10 million pounds just doesn't go that far nowadays...

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 11:20:35 AM  
Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

 
Kitwilly [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 12:07:22 PM  
Why are to we to believe it is her. I mean I suppose it is, since the Sun says so. but I see no actual proof.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-14 12:09:55 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

*raises hand*

Off course, I've never been cut off at a bar. And I drink a lot.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-01-14 12:19:46 PM  
She's starting to put on some weight, which is good.

 
Psylence 2009-01-14 12:20:24 PM  
So she stopped smoking crack and jumped in to hardcore alcoholism with both feet?

What a prize.

 
Onkel Buck 2009-01-14 12:20:25 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
Impressed


/where my headbangers at!

 
factoryconnection 2009-01-14 12:20:47 PM  
I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

She actually looks far better than she did last year, when she was a mere collection of antlers stuffed into a bag of skin. That does speak to her likely being off crack and heroin. Plus if she's smoking pot, maybe the munchies guide her to a little actual food.

I would really like to see her actually get her sh*t together, instead of just "succeeding at not dying." I'd buy the follow up to Back to Black.

 
hypers36 2009-01-14 12:25:08 PM  
Psylence: So she stopped smoking crack and jumped in to hardcore alcoholism with both feet?

What a prize.


Its a start?

unfarkingbelievable: She's starting to put on some weight, which is good.

And I noticed that too. She just needs a few more hugs.

And dare I say it? Rehab.

 
Whatthefark 2009-01-14 12:32:46 PM  
If your at work, be careful viewing when the slide show.

 
bizzle_macizzle 2009-01-14 12:34:33 PM  
Green? Really? Wasn't her 15 minutes up about 18 months ago?

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2009-01-14 12:41:01 PM  
Then she threw up in the doctors car. Later, she was terrified by a Baby Ruth bar in the pool.

 
factoryconnection 2009-01-14 12:46:48 PM  
bizzle_macizzle: Green? Really? Wasn't her 15 minutes up about 18 months ago?

We still talk about Britney; At least Amy has a good album somewhere in her hazy past. Before people try to refute my claim with such brilliant insight as "she sucks" and "can't sing," at least think of it in relative terms compared to the unbelievably popular Britney Spears.

 
luckcat 2009-01-14 12:57:56 PM  
I've got to admit she's pretty bendy. I don't know many people aside from yoga instructors that can do a downward dog pose with their feet flat and their backs straight.

Try it. It is a lot harder than it looks.

 
angusyoung 2009-01-14 12:59:59 PM  
Onkel Buck: Impressed


/where my headbangers at!


WASP!

 
InmanRoshi 2009-01-14 01:15:27 PM  
factoryconnection: I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

She actually looks far better than she did last year, when she was a mere collection of antlers stuffed into a bag of skin. That does speak to her likely being off crack and heroin. Plus if she's smoking pot, maybe the munchies guide her to a little actual food.

I would really like to see her actually get her sh*t together, instead of just "succeeding at not dying." I'd buy the follow up to Back to Black.


Reminds me of a story (mabye urban legend) I once heard about The Stones performing on SNL in the 70's with the original cast. During the after-show party Keith Richards and John Belushi were having a contest in front of a raucous group of onlookers as to who could do the longest line of blow. The lines nearly spanned the length of the writer's table. At one point Ronnie Wood turned to someone and said, completely deadpan without a hint of irony or sarcasm , "Keith really seems to be doing so much better since rehab."

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 01:24:22 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: Diogenes: sloppy shoes: Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

Right up down there with Hasselhoff and the cheeseburger.

FTFY

But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?


I used to steal them anyway, because I didn't want to pay. I used to do it right from the bar, too, just to see if I could get away with it.

Just do it real quick, act like its yours. They won't see anything unusual.shiat, people used to leave half full pitchers! That was a sin...

/alcoholic
/1.5 years sober

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-01-14 01:33:38 PM  
Bhasayate: congratulations, I'm really happy to hear that. i admire your strength!

 
Mekanikal [TotalFark] 2009-01-14 01:34:52 PM  
www.slackman.com

 
bostonowns 2009-01-14 01:38:02 PM  
her ending is nie

 
World Eater 2009-01-14 01:40:21 PM  
Someone needs to add Callous cat sitting on her to that pic.

 
Madox84 2009-01-14 01:52:39 PM  
For Fark's sake, would some one PLEASE put this crazy biatch out of our misery?!

/Is pissed she hasn't died yet...stupid death pool :(

 
Sherjo311 2009-01-14 02:29:57 PM  
looks like a screenshot from a resident evil game

 
em etib 2009-01-14 02:54:25 PM  
I can't help but wonder if this was you or I or any other jerk off the street, we'd be turfed from the exclusive resort, whereas Amy gets to extend her stay and everyone chuckles at her silly behavior.



/Yeah, I'm jealous..I'd like to be rich enough to get away with this crap.

 
sleeps in trees 2009-01-14 03:02:34 PM  
em etib: I can't help but wonder if this was you or I or any other jerk off the street, we'd be turfed from the exclusive resort, whereas Amy gets to extend her stay and everyone chuckles at her silly behavior.



/Yeah, I'm jealous..I'd like to be rich enough to get away with this crap.




If I'd paid a shiatload of cash to stay there and that was going on, I'd be looking for some compensation.

 
HawaiiE 2009-01-14 03:21:33 PM  
I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

Maybe we should breed her with Keith Richards to form a new super-race of indestructable humans

 
DrakeLabatt 2009-01-14 03:27:38 PM  
HawaiiE: I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

Maybe we should breed her with Keith Richards to form a new super-race of indestructable humans


I for one welcome our new immortal invulnerable zombie overlords.

i293.photobucket.com

 
Mini Ditka 2009-01-14 03:37:03 PM  
Onkel Buck: Impressed


/where my headbangers at!


CHRIS HOLMES!!!!!!

 
Kar98 2009-01-14 03:42:30 PM  
factoryconnection: At least Amy has a good album somewhere in her hazy past.

That's arguable. And by that, I mean bull-farking-shiat.

 
FREDIOHEAD 2009-01-14 03:52:39 PM  
I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST HER!

 
factoryconnection 2009-01-14 04:15:08 PM  
Kar98: factoryconnection: At least Amy has a good album somewhere in her hazy past.

That's arguable. And by that, I mean bull-farking-shiat.


factoryconnection: Before people try to refute my claim with such brilliant insight as "she sucks" and "can't sing," at least think of it in relative terms compared to the unbelievably popular Britney Spears.

Reading doesn't come naturally to you, does it? I most assuredly addressed this point in my earlier post.

 
whatshisname 2009-01-14 04:53:48 PM  
I wonder if the resort puts its rates up when she's not there?

 
em etib 2009-01-14 04:59:41 PM  
sleeps in trees: em etib: I can't help but wonder if this was you or I or any other jerk off the street, we'd be turfed from the exclusive resort, whereas Amy gets to extend her stay and everyone chuckles at her silly behavior.



/Yeah, I'm jealous..I'd like to be rich enough to get away with this crap.



If I'd paid a shiatload of cash to stay there and that was going on, I'd be looking for some compensation.


Me too...how come no one seems outraged?

 
Drunk Astronaut 2009-01-14 05:00:10 PM  
The only really important news about Winehouse will come when she finally dies. Seriously.

It's sad, considering how much talent she has, but that girl is like Janis Joplin X Eleventy Billion.

 
Kar98 2009-01-14 05:06:57 PM  
factoryconnection: I most assuredly addressed this point in my earlier post.

You're a towel!

 
ThatWouldBeMostGood 2009-01-14 05:17:10 PM  
At this same resort she has pics of her peeing like a man (standing up, straight out) but that headline was declined...

/No, I'm not bitter...
//Bitter

 
reverbblue 2009-01-14 10:45:36 PM  
Someone explain to me how she isn't broke yet? When was the last time she made any money? Rehab, drugs, etc have to be fairly expensive yes?

 
WordsnCollision 2009-01-14 11:20:41 PM  
www.helpmemommy.com

 
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