That's just plain sad right there.

Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

sloppy shoes: Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

Right up there with Hasselhoff and the cheeseburger.

Diogenes: sloppy shoes: Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

Right up down there with Hasselhoff and the cheeseburger.

FTFY

But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

She needs one of those tv things that hold your bra straps together on her back.

Tr0mBoNe: But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

I've been cut off one time in a bar, and I hadn't even started drinking yet. So, I went back home and started drinking there.

The waitress was a biatch and assumed that I was drunk because I came in at 11:30 at night. I had just gotten off work...

Godscrack: She needs one of those tv things that hold your bra straps together on her back.

And ruin the gutter-bunny image she's worked so hard to acquire? I think not!

That picture of her seems to be highlighting her cock tail.

I need to make a new entry in the Winehouse Death Pool. Last year, I was sure she'd implode permanently on Jan. 2 of this year.

I underestimated her babysitters ;)

/yes I know, I suck at Photoshop

That reminds me...I haven't made my Dead Pool picks yet.

I'm glad rehab has worked out so well for her.

Honestly, I can't see her making it through this year alive...which is sad.

You know, she's got to be burning through that cash pretty fast now. 10 million pounds just doesn't go that far nowadays...

Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

Why are to we to believe it is her. I mean I suppose it is, since the Sun says so. but I see no actual proof.

Tr0mBoNe: But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

*raises hand*

Off course, I've never been cut off at a bar. And I drink a lot.

She's starting to put on some weight, which is good.

So she stopped smoking crack and jumped in to hardcore alcoholism with both feet?

What a prize.

Impressed


/where my headbangers at!

I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

She actually looks far better than she did last year, when she was a mere collection of antlers stuffed into a bag of skin. That does speak to her likely being off crack and heroin. Plus if she's smoking pot, maybe the munchies guide her to a little actual food.

I would really like to see her actually get her sh*t together, instead of just "succeeding at not dying." I'd buy the follow up to Back to Black.

Psylence: So she stopped smoking crack and jumped in to hardcore alcoholism with both feet?

What a prize.

Its a start?

unfarkingbelievable: She's starting to put on some weight, which is good.

And I noticed that too. She just needs a few more hugs.

And dare I say it? Rehab.

If your at work, be careful viewing when the slide show.

Green? Really? Wasn't her 15 minutes up about 18 months ago?

Then she threw up in the doctors car. Later, she was terrified by a Baby Ruth bar in the pool.

bizzle_macizzle: Green? Really? Wasn't her 15 minutes up about 18 months ago?

We still talk about Britney; At least Amy has a good album somewhere in her hazy past. Before people try to refute my claim with such brilliant insight as "she sucks" and "can't sing," at least think of it in relative terms compared to the unbelievably popular Britney Spears.

I've got to admit she's pretty bendy. I don't know many people aside from yoga instructors that can do a downward dog pose with their feet flat and their backs straight.

Try it. It is a lot harder than it looks.

Onkel Buck: Impressed


/where my headbangers at!

WASP!

factoryconnection: I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

She actually looks far better than she did last year, when she was a mere collection of antlers stuffed into a bag of skin. That does speak to her likely being off crack and heroin. Plus if she's smoking pot, maybe the munchies guide her to a little actual food.

I would really like to see her actually get her sh*t together, instead of just "succeeding at not dying." I'd buy the follow up to Back to Black.

Reminds me of a story (mabye urban legend) I once heard about The Stones performing on SNL in the 70's with the original cast. During the after-show party Keith Richards and John Belushi were having a contest in front of a raucous group of onlookers as to who could do the longest line of blow. The lines nearly spanned the length of the writer's table. At one point Ronnie Wood turned to someone and said, completely deadpan without a hint of irony or sarcasm , "Keith really seems to be doing so much better since rehab."

Tr0mBoNe: Diogenes: sloppy shoes: Walker: That's just plain sad right there.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the most hilarious celebrity photos I've ever seen.

Right up down there with Hasselhoff and the cheeseburger.

FTFY

But in all honesty, who's never stolen drinks at a bar after being cut off?

I used to steal them anyway, because I didn't want to pay. I used to do it right from the bar, too, just to see if I could get away with it.

Just do it real quick, act like its yours. They won't see anything unusual.shiat, people used to leave half full pitchers! That was a sin...

/alcoholic
/1.5 years sober

Bhasayate: congratulations, I'm really happy to hear that. i admire your strength!

her ending is nie

Someone needs to add Callous cat sitting on her to that pic.

For Fark's sake, would some one PLEASE put this crazy biatch out of our misery?!

/Is pissed she hasn't died yet...stupid death pool :(

looks like a screenshot from a resident evil game

I can't help but wonder if this was you or I or any other jerk off the street, we'd be turfed from the exclusive resort, whereas Amy gets to extend her stay and everyone chuckles at her silly behavior.



/Yeah, I'm jealous..I'd like to be rich enough to get away with this crap.

em etib: I can't help but wonder if this was you or I or any other jerk off the street, we'd be turfed from the exclusive resort, whereas Amy gets to extend her stay and everyone chuckles at her silly behavior.



/Yeah, I'm jealous..I'd like to be rich enough to get away with this crap.



If I'd paid a shiatload of cash to stay there and that was going on, I'd be looking for some compensation.

I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

Maybe we should breed her with Keith Richards to form a new super-race of indestructable humans

HawaiiE: I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

Maybe we should breed her with Keith Richards to form a new super-race of indestructable humans

I for one welcome our new immortal invulnerable zombie overlords.

Onkel Buck: Impressed


/where my headbangers at!

CHRIS HOLMES!!!!!!

factoryconnection: At least Amy has a good album somewhere in her hazy past.

That's arguable. And by that, I mean bull-farking-shiat.

I_C_Weener: Scientists have got to study her genetic makeup. Any normal human would be dead 10x over by now, but she appears to be getting stronger. I don't know if she can be killed anymore. At best, we might be able to confine her to a single location.

OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST HER!

Kar98: factoryconnection: At least Amy has a good album somewhere in her hazy past.

That's arguable. And by that, I mean bull-farking-shiat.

factoryconnection: Before people try to refute my claim with such brilliant insight as "she sucks" and "can't sing," at least think of it in relative terms compared to the unbelievably popular Britney Spears.

Reading doesn't come naturally to you, does it? I most assuredly addressed this point in my earlier post.

I wonder if the resort puts its rates up when she's not there?

sleeps in trees: em etib: I can't help but wonder if this was you or I or any other jerk off the street, we'd be turfed from the exclusive resort, whereas Amy gets to extend her stay and everyone chuckles at her silly behavior.



/Yeah, I'm jealous..I'd like to be rich enough to get away with this crap.



If I'd paid a shiatload of cash to stay there and that was going on, I'd be looking for some compensation.

Me too...how come no one seems outraged?

The only really important news about Winehouse will come when she finally dies. Seriously.

It's sad, considering how much talent she has, but that girl is like Janis Joplin X Eleventy Billion.

factoryconnection: I most assuredly addressed this point in my earlier post.

You're a towel!

At this same resort she has pics of her peeing like a man (standing up, straight out) but that headline was declined...

/No, I'm not bitter...
//Bitter

Someone explain to me how she isn't broke yet? When was the last time she made any money? Rehab, drugs, etc have to be fairly expensive yes?