TFA fails to mention how many boobies they have.

Am I wrong to ask if they have two vaginas?

Does it take double the alcohol to get them drunk? Also, would each hit a joint, or just one?

NewportBarGuy: Am I wrong to ask if they have two vaginas?

It would be wrong NOT to.

On a more physiological note, I certainly hope they can't have children - not because I don't wish them infertility, but because growing a kid in there has GOT to be dangerous.

Umm... Farking them would fark me up for life. No thanks. Hopes to marry? Wow... umm... signs point to no.

NewportBarGuy: Am I wrong to ask if they have two vaginas?

TFA: Below the waist all organs including intestines, bladder and reproductive organs are shared.

I wonder if they can O simultaneously?

One of those interesting things about having such a high population on this planet. If some condition has 1 in a billion odds of occurring, there are likely to be 6 people on the planet with that condition.

If you fark her/them, does it count as a threesome?

But they share one liver and ribcage and a nervous system.

Make one buy their own drinks and you're gold.

Cubist Robot Party: If you fark her/them, does it count as a threesome?

I don't think so. See, with a standard threesome with two women and one man, there are certain actions that simply couldn't be performed without having two separate bodies.

Maybe... maybe it's a two and a halfsome?

Serious question here -

Is it incest when the twin that controls one side of the body, uses the arm on that side of the body to diddle the shared vagina?

If they managed to get pregnant and have a baby, who would be the mom?

Do they have two separate birth certificates?

Can they drive? Do they have two separate drivers licenses?

Will they make out with each other while I fap off on their boobies?

I've done twins before, but never Siamese ones (only Japanese).

Would it be illegal for one man to marry both of them?
They are legally two people.

It would take two very understanding men for them each to have a husband.
"who gets the vagina tonight"

TwistedFark: Do they have two separate birth certificates?

Can they drive? Do they have two separate drivers licenses?

Yes, yes and yes.

Yes, I would hit that. I would hit that twice.

Interested:

NewportBarGuy: Am I wrong to ask if they have two vaginas?

Of course not my friend. TFA even answers that for you!

Below the waist all organs including intestines, bladder and reproductive organs are shared.

I have a lot more questions now.

So, if I eat them out, does that count as two women I brought to orgasm at once or just one because it's one vagina?

they share...a nervous system.

Each twin controls one side of the body

How the fark does that work ?

/so many questions
//mostly sexual
///mostly already covered

shivashakti: So, if I eat them out, does that count as two women I brought to orgasm at once or just one because it's one vagina?

That begs the question of would they both have an orgasm at all, let alone at the same time? And if it was at the same time, could it cause a rift in space-time?

NewportBarGuy: Am I wrong to ask if they have two vaginas?

You could just read the article. They share 1 vagina.

I predict an epic thread. I can feel it arriving.

Actually, there have been cases where conjoined twins have married. Bizarre, but doable. Actually, not much more bizarre than many choices non-conjoined people make in terms of lifestyle choices.

pinguwin: I predict an epic thread. I can feel it arriving.

I am hoping for the same thing.

"One of us! One of us! One of us!"

z_gringo: NewportBarGuy: Am I wrong to ask if they have two vaginas?

You could just read the article. They share 1 vagina.

How nice of them to share

shivashakti: So, if I eat them out, does that count as two women I brought to orgasm at once or just one because it's one vagina?

If one of them wants to have sex with you, and the other one doesn't, can she charge you with rape?

ARGH! I could never be a siamese twin. It would just bug the shiat out of me. I'd always be stuck with another person right next to me.

Psychotropic: Would it be illegal for one man to marry both of them?
They are legally two people.

It would take two very understanding men for them each to have a husband.
"who gets the vagina tonight"

Yeah isn't that technically polygamy?

I wonder, do they orgasm at the same time, or would you have to finish one off and then keep going for the second chick? If only one of them orgasms, do they both get that "I just came, don't touch me" feeling? Would you have to wait a couple minutes, then start over and hope the other one comes first?

I'd hit 'em like Brave Sir Robin.

NuttySquirrel: TFA fails to mention how many boobies they have.

does this answer your question?

the only thing that would sweeten the deal would be if they were midgets

but I would hit it/it

Damn!

OK, I've seen all the specials/documentaries on them on TV. They're incredible girls, and actually are quite well-adjusted and smart. I seriously have hope for them, and admire how great they've done in life.

That being said, this thread is making me laugh so hard my tummy hurts! Thank you all!

NuttySquirrel: TFA fails to mention how many boobies they have.

This article indicates that they have 2 boobies. Also there are loads of pictures available if you do a google search on the names.

I had never heard of them until now.

fascinating story.

OnmyojiOmn: I wonder, do they orgasm at the same time, or would you have to finish one off and then keep going for the second chick? If only one of them orgasms, do they both get that "I just came, don't touch me" feeling? Would you have to wait a couple minutes, then start over and hope the other one comes first?

Of course not! The female orgasm is a myth!

shirtsbyeric: How nice of them to share

No kidding. I can hardly get my kids to share anything.

I'll bet they give great head(s)! LOl

This went way off from what I thought the thread was going to be about. But, being Fark, I'm not surprised. That said, I think it's really sweet that these girls have made it as far as they have. A really cool story.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Yeah isn't that technically polygamy?

Wouldn't it be polygamy if they both married ONE guy?

How would the guy be lucky? Twice the talking with the same amount of gear...

I just want to see them have a cat fight

z_gringo: Wouldn't it be polygamy if they both married ONE guy?

Uh, I thought that was addressed that in psychotropic's post?

Where's the application form?

looks like they are into some kinky shiat!!

Ideal mates?

Oh man, I'd watch 'em make out with each other.

One head to biatch and one to nag.

Only a mormon wants polygamy.

z_gringo: Britney Spear's Speculum: Yeah isn't that technically polygamy?

Wouldn't it be polygamy if they both married ONE guy?

Do they have separate ID numbers?

Are their records kept separately- birth, school, etc?

Magic_Button: the only thing that would sweeten the deal would be if they were midgets

but I would hit it/it

THIS THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!
/used to own discomidget.com
//really was friends with "Bridget the Midget"
///slashies

LeinadO: z_gringo: Britney Spear's Speculum: Yeah isn't that technically polygamy?

Wouldn't it be polygamy if they both married ONE guy?

Do they have separate ID numbers?

Are their records kept separately- birth, school, etc?

If not, it's still like legal polygamy.

Rule 34 evades me :(

I think we have discovered the fourth whole.

TFA says they've got separate stomachs but shared intestines. How the fark does THAT work?

Besides, they say they want to marry some day. Setting aside the fact that polygamy laws may need to be revised to allow such an act, what if one wants kids and the other one doesn't, or for that matter, one has a low sex drive and the other one is all revved up? Not to mention two women having PMS at the same time...

I'm not down with the whole "marriage" thing, but if they ever just want to experiment and get a leg pinned behind each of their heads I'm down.

/would have a story to tell for life. LIFE!