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(Daily Mail) Sad Hospital forced to widen the maternity ward doors by 4-inches because of an increasing number of obese mothers. "It causes problems and it's not very dignified for patients."   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 112
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CrispFlows 2009-01-11 08:50:18 PM  
Being fat ain't dignified?! Quick! call the news!

 
equidissident 2009-01-11 08:50:26 PM  
who is breeding these heifers?

 
epyonyx 2009-01-11 08:50:38 PM  
Are those the same mothers who do not know they are pregnant?

 
Miss Smartass 2009-01-11 08:50:40 PM  
Why is it so many fat chicks are getting pregnant? I thought they were least laid out of everyone...

 
sgt.garcon 2009-01-11 08:50:56 PM  
I could make a joke about something else widening by four inches during birth, but I'm not in the mood.

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 08:51:43 PM  
Oh wait, never mind. Apparent, women in UK REALLY baloon up.

www.orange.co.uk

 
eff ewe 2009-01-11 08:51:46 PM  
So these are fat biatches?

 
vaconex 2009-01-11 08:51:53 PM  
Unless a negative stigma is created, fatty fat fatties will continue to be fat.

Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Here's some chocolate.

 
psychicmachinery [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-11 08:52:49 PM  
She ain't pregnant, she's my sister...

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-11 08:53:02 PM  
equidissident

who is breeding these heifers?

Drunk people.

 
Delay 2009-01-11 08:53:10 PM  
I was told the fatties couldn't get pregnant. Sheesh, that's a lot of money down the slot.

 
vaconex 2009-01-11 08:53:44 PM  
Miss Smartass: Why is it so many fat chicks are getting pregnant? I thought they were least laid out of everyone...

Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay.

sgt.garcon: I could make a joke about something else widening by four inches during birth, but I'm not in the mood.

Neither is she.

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 08:53:46 PM  
epyonyx: Are those the same mothers who do not know they are pregnant?

www.babieseverywhere.com

This one: Is she just fat or pregnant?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-01-11 08:53:50 PM  
Sheesh the doors are already wide enough for a bed to roll through. If the fatties can get through their own front door the hospital doors should be wide enough. Even if there is a couple extra inches now on either side they will still look fat.

 
GoodasGold 2009-01-11 08:53:54 PM  
Oh hell, maybe it is a clown car.

 
locustfajita 2009-01-11 08:54:09 PM  
Typical Brittish fatties. Bloated pigs with a highly refined sense of victimhood.

 
fustanella 2009-01-11 08:54:09 PM  
Drop the hyphen, subby. They widen the door by 4 inches. It is a 4-inch gap. The latter is an adjectival form.

/heil grammar

 
MemeSlave 2009-01-11 08:54:18 PM  
Don't fatties reproduce by budding? I thought I saw that in a Dr Who episode.

 
GungFu 2009-01-11 08:55:15 PM  
"If your arse is too farking fat, stop eating and go for a run."

www.sfgate.com

The Chubby Funster FTW!

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2009-01-11 08:55:15 PM  
Listen people, we all know that fat chicks give good head, but that's all. Don't bother farking them.

/Unless you're just playing the old trick where you hit on the one fat chick that has a ton of hot friends, making all the hot friends instinctively compete over you.
//I'm not saying I do that, but if I did, I'd generally just time it so I spend all night at the bar hitting on the fat chick, then take her hot friend home. If you're taking the fat chick home, you're either playing out some longer term strategy I'm not aware of, or you're doing it wrong.

 
equidissident 2009-01-11 08:55:26 PM  
That's a scary sort of crunk, then, studebaker. Brrrrr...imagine that hangover.

 
FiatJustitia 2009-01-11 08:55:53 PM  
i422.photobucket.com

 
ChiWhiteSox_56 2009-01-11 08:56:41 PM  
Wouldn't it be wise to make the doors wider anyway? What if there were a fire and someone had to roll out of there on a bed?

/ Didn't RTFA, but if an obese woman can't fit through the door, a hospital bed probably couldn't either.

 
Delay 2009-01-11 08:57:49 PM  
CrispFlows: epyonyx: Are those the same mothers who do not know they are pregnant?



This one: Is she just fat or pregnant?


She appears to be a little overweight although kind to her mother.

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 08:58:12 PM  
i36.piczo.com
I ain't fat, I'm preggers!

 
okami36 2009-01-11 08:58:29 PM  
I think the reasl issue here is that there are some freaky farkers out there, porking these piggies.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-01-11 08:58:32 PM  
We were in a Wal-Mart that was being remodeled and I told my son that they were moving the aisles further apart because of all the fat people.

He believed me. In retrospect, it wasn't even that funny, because it could have been true.

 
jshine 2009-01-11 08:58:44 PM  
How about a normal-width door with a cheese grater on the frame. That would serve a dual purpose, and the hospital could even bill for cosmetic surgery.

/great success!

 
YamChowder 2009-01-11 08:59:16 PM  
Bush's fault.

 
Durendal [TotalFark] 2009-01-11 08:59:42 PM  
Next they'll need some kind of holder for their fat farking guts so the poor kid doesn't get crushed on the way out.

 
LargeCanine 2009-01-11 08:59:48 PM  
You know what else is undignified? Being too fat.

 
jshine 2009-01-11 09:00:15 PM  
cryinoutloud: We were in a Wal-Mart that was being remodeled and I told my son that they were moving the aisles further apart because of all the fat people.

He believed me. In retrospect, it wasn't even that funny, because it could have been true.



I would be more surprised if that issue had *not* come up in a meeting somewhere in the bowels of Walmart headquarters.

 
Nakito 2009-01-11 09:00:16 PM  
There is a major element of shenanigans here. If people in general are getting fatter, then why does the problem exist only with maternity room doorways? Why is it not all doorways? Why is it not the operating room doorways? Or the ICU doorways, the patient room doorways, or the bathroom doorways? Was there a hospital design standard from the 1950s that specifically mandated narrow maternity room doorways? It's not as if women are the only people to go through a maternity room door.

Yeah, people are getting fatter, but this article is BS.

 
Delay 2009-01-11 09:00:31 PM  
MemeSlave: Don't fatties reproduce by budding? I thought I saw that in a Dr Who episode.

No. Fatties reproduce by defecating.

 
Degenz 2009-01-11 09:00:48 PM  
fustanella: Drop the hyphen, subby. They widen the door by 4 inches. It is a 4-inch gap. The latter is an adjectival form.

/heil grammar


Well, if you're gonna go there why not go all the way and demand four inches?

/yea, i said
//gimme all four inches you beast

 
jshine 2009-01-11 09:00:50 PM  
YamChowder: Bush's fault.



Well, in a sense, yes...

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 09:01:50 PM  
LargeCanine: You know what else is undignified? Being too fat.

Way to miss my Weeners... Score!

www.friedmanarchives.com

 
washburnmb4 2009-01-11 09:01:52 PM  
I sense an epic fatty thread. Awesome, Sunday night entertainment.

/popcorn

 
GungFu 2009-01-11 09:02:38 PM  
CrispFlows: This one: Is she just fat or pregnant?

Babies usually come from the belly, not the arse.

She looks to be having twins in her arse otherwise.

 
fullmooney 2009-01-11 09:02:42 PM  
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APPROVES!

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 09:03:14 PM  
CrispFlows: LargeCanine: You know what else is undignified? Being too fat.

Way to miss my Weeners... Score!


Oh my god! hahahahaha! Oh my god... Double meaning filtered fun!

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 09:04:01 PM  
GungFu: CrispFlows: This one: Is she just fat or pregnant?

Babies usually come from the belly, not the arse.

She looks to be having twins in her arse otherwise.


Check the image address :D

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-01-11 09:04:20 PM  
They should secretly narrow them by four inches so the fatties get stuck and think they are fatter than they thought.

 
LargeCanine 2009-01-11 09:04:31 PM  
CrispFlows: LargeCanine: You know what else is undignified? Being too fat.

Way to miss my Weeners... Score!


Everyone misses your weeners.

 
ambienAnnie 2009-01-11 09:05:37 PM  
good example of a fat british knocked up girl who just squirted another one out today....2nd one in 2 years and she is only 22 years old. what is wrong with the youth of today??? whatever happened to living your 20s up and discovering yourself! fark this

evilbeetgossip.film.com

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-01-11 09:06:25 PM  
So how can I blame this on socialized medicine?

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 09:06:52 PM  
users.telenet.be

 
ambienAnnie 2009-01-11 09:08:38 PM  
sorry fat Welsh girl

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-11 09:08:46 PM  
Gorgor style Warning:
It's not THAT bad. (new window)

 
Delay 2009-01-11 09:10:14 PM  
EL_FABREZ: So how can I blame this on socialized medicine?

No. Now, I have two questions regarding the fathers. Do fat fathers select fat mothers? If the father is fatter does his penis always stay smaller? Thanks in advance.

 
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