A $28.5 million house in Tennessee? Really?

The owner probably set the house on fire himself.

AhhhhhHHHHHH watch out!

you might get what your after

cough. arson for insurance. cough.

You might get what you're after.

cool babies

I don't get the headline...

Seventeen seconds, BallPeenHammer!!!!one

BallPeenHammer: you might get what your after

theorellior: You might get what you're after.

lol

Strange but not a stranger

theorellior: Seventeen seconds, BallPeenHammer!!!!one

Consolation prize, you spelt you're correctly.

strange but not a stranger

looks like the house has been on the market for a while. If I'm the insurance investigator I would be very suspicious.

Has anyone yet suggested that
You might get what you're after
?

fark I knew that "you're" was gonna bight me in the ass...
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mjoven1975: The owner probably set the house on fire himself.

That's some fine police work there Lou.

CruJones: I don't get the headline...

Eh...just a bunch of yakkin' skulls...

"the home included nine bedrooms, 10 full baths, three half-baths, 20,000 square feet of living space and the interior was furnished with a home theater and an indoor basketball court"

...sprinkler system sold separately.

I always wanted a castle. But I can't afford the taxes or the utilities.
Or the castle.

It was on the market. 'nuf said.

My bet is he definitely torched it.

He just got tired of waiting for it to (not) sell, and/or couldn't face cutting the price by 75% to actually make it sell.

Juniper Jupiter: CruJones: I don't get the headline...

Eh...just a bunch of yakkin' skulls...

Conversational craniums if you will.

Sounds like this guy had a once in a lifetime chance to get off the road to nowhere, and acted like a psycho killer living a wild wild life. Perhaps he told his neighbour his girlfriend is better. The neighbour was crosseyed and painless thanks to the drugs you find in all the cities these days, sold by slippery people.

It ended up with him burning down the house and thinking what a day that was.

came to say "you might get what you're after" and/or "strange but not a stranger".

/satisfied with the ten others.

This explains the headline. (new window)

Hey, I bought a car from that guy!

Never understood why he needed a house that damn big anyway, but I'm sorry that it burned.

/coulda been lightning
//we got a lot of it around here last night.

zamboni: Conversational craniums if you will.

Hobnobbing noggins, even.

miss marla singer: came to say "you might get what you're after" and/or "strange but not a stranger".

/satisfied with the ten others.

We just simuposted. Was it as good for me as it was for you?

BallPeenHammer: fark I knew that "you're" was gonna bight me in the ass...
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Always proofread.

epoc_tnac: Sounds like this guy had a once in a lifetime chance to get off the road to nowhere, and acted like a psycho killer living a wild wild life. Perhaps he told his neighbour his girlfriend is better. The neighbour was crosseyed and painless thanks to the drugs you find in all the cities these days, sold by slippery people.

It ended up with him burning down the house and thinking what a day that was.

you probably could've added "and she was" after "girlfriend is better"... but win, anyway.

whos got a match?

What would the mortgage payments be?

PSA: When people are in danger of losing everything they've worked for, they get desperate.

This just happened near me. A family owned business went up. They were on the verge of losing their shirt on inventory they couldn't move in this economy. Police are investigating...

I would imagine with a 28 million dolla home, the arsonist will be very, very good.

Did they try fighting fire with fire?

/No visible means of support

But wood/paper doesn't burn till 451 Fahrenheit

And we care because...?

thank you Sylvia_Bandersnatch

Was I too subtle?


I was gonna say proo fread...sigh

When they had the recent LA wildfires, I saw some homes going up in flames that were conspicuously away from the fire front.

Burning embers, sure, but I wondered if certain people didn't see the fires as an opportunity.

owner to investigator:

fire starts, nobody home, gate has no power so it takes longer for F.D. to get there.... That is terrible, By the way I was having steak in Paris that day.

Sliding a briefcase under the table.

zamboni: Juniper Jupiter: CruJones: I don't get the headline...

Eh...just a bunch of yakkin' skulls...

Conversational craniums if you will.

C'mon, guys, stop making sense.

When questioned by reporters, the alleged owner stated, "This is not my beautiful house!"

Now where'd I leave that big suit?

I'm amazed people actually understand what they're saying in that song.

WhyteRaven74: A $28.5 million house in Tennessee? Really?

Why not?

So it's sad that a millionare who probably couldn't sell the house in this market but likely WILL get a nice insurance settlement, had his house burn down?

geekybroad
I'm amazed people actually understand what they're saying in that song.

Also, this.

qu'est-ce que c'est?

How can a trailer be worth 28.5 million?

More surprising there are Jewish folks in hill country.

Dear retardmitter,

Either "$" or "dollar". Pick one, not both. It's not a 28 million dollar dollar house, you moran.

MadAsshatter: WhyteRaven74: A $28.5 million house in Tennessee? Really?

Why not?

Because he thinks all of Tennessee looks like this

MadAsshatter: WhyteRaven74: A $28.5 million house in Tennessee? Really?

Why not?

No, no. You're not following his logic. See, he has this vision of Tennessee in his head where everyone lives in trailer parks, drinks crappy beer, home schools their kids so they can teach them about Jesus and the myth of evolution, and beats their women. Any evidence to the contrary must be ignored.

/there are rich people everywhere

If somebody can afford a $28 Milliond dollar house, and the property taxes that go with it, they also could have made arrangments for a private Fire Department