What indeed?

New show idea "Are you tighter than a sixth grader?"

\Yes, I know I'm reaching
\\At least she won't be

6th grade ??
I did not even have hair down there.

wait til they find out the sixth grade boy with the weed was her pimp.

So would she have had sex for a bottle of vodak?

And if not, how's that war on drugs working out?
It's the only reason pot is worth anything at all.

All based on rumors. Was she wearing a special sex bracelet while allegedly trading sex for weed?

I hear that all the kids are doing it these days. Dateline and 20/20 say so. And the Enquirer.

Florida tag indeed. Anyone out there expecting anything less?

excedrin: New show idea "Are you tighter than a sixth grader?"

I summon the photoshoppers of Fark to come up with the peddo-weedo bear.

FTFA: Only one of the four students allegedly involved has been charged so far.

These kids are what, 12? And now they're going to have it instilled in them that they are criminals. Hopefully this is just a means of getting them help, but since it's in Florida it will probably result in a 6 month prison sentence and a lifelong criminal record.

For those of us not American, how old is sixth grade?

Gothnet: For those of us not American, how old is sixth grade?

11-12 years old

Another win for the War on Drugs!

They do go to Discovery Elementary School...

"Certainly it's shocking," Martinez said.

Police and parents said they're shocked.

...Sigh.

At Discovery Elementary School, students told a resource officer that a sixth-grade boy had marijuana.

Police said they found him with the marijuana on the way home.

I didn't know that's all it took for someone to be searched.

Someone should go to the DC Police Department and calmly inform them that the President is carrying marijuana, just to see what happens.

Heck, find two cops and boldly accuse one of them. When backup arrives, repeat. You could generate a cascade failure of busy work.

12.fl.oz.: And at the end of the article was this Link (new window)

for some reason i read that as doll has sexually suggestive massage.

not enough coffee today.

What ever happened to sniffing glue?

I wonder if that dude lost his virginity on a pot deal, he is in 6th grade too

LegacyDL: What ever happened to sniffing glue?

I guess she picked the wrong week to stop.

Well, at least it was just weed...

Imagine an 11 or 12 year old crack whore!

/Sisterhood of the Travelling Crack-Pipe?
//Window seat please...

I would BBF Jill her ass if I was her mama. Bein' a crack ho by the age of 12. Dayum.

Jenkem?

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Gothnet: For those of us not American, how old is sixth grade?

11-12 years old

This is Florida. 15-16

I sell weed to sixth graders, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

/umm... what?

Verlorenes Metallgeld: Jenkem?

Motherfarker! Beat me to it.

\I got nothin' now.

Wait 23 years and start a movement to "regulate it"

Wow, Florida... Wow.

doglover: I would BBF Jill her ass if I was her mama. Bein' a crack ho by the age of 12. Dayum.


Crack? RTFA there Nancy Reagan.

/you are obviously part of the problem.

A Hello Kitty backpack for sex isn't normal, but on METH it is.

I was not remotely interested in sex in 6th grade.

Whores, the lot of them.

I've been to Palm Bay, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

Huff gasoline. It's cheap and ubiquitous.

Florida, the US version of Alberta

The name of the school requires an ironic tag.

"Discovery" indeed.

jmr61: doglover: I would BBF Jill her ass if I was her mama. Bein' a crack ho by the age of 12. Dayum.


Crack? RTFA there Nancy Reagan.

/you are obviously part of the problem.

What problem? I would wager just about any sum of money you want that she didn't have sex with anyone. Do you remember the rumors that were in your elementary school? They can get pretty vicious.

Was it full intercourse or just oral? Because intercourse would be wrong.

In instances such as this, the media are not allowed to publish information that can identify the victim. (Yes, due to the law, she is considered a victim, even though she may have known what she was doing.) In addition to that, she is a minor involved in a crime and cannot be identified by the media.

Why would you publish the parent's name? Doesn't this directly identify the kid? Damn people need to pay attention to what they are doing.

6th graders are usually 11 - 12. In this case, probably 15 - 16. Dumb ones that get left back repeatedly.

Mugato: Was it full intercourse or just oral? Because intercourse would be wrong.

"You in here for some marijuana? Did you ever suck dick for some marijuana?"

"Well yes, yes I suppose I have, but not since sixth grade."


/wat

Mugato: Was it full intercourse or just oral?

This is what I don't get about the whole Clinton "sex" thing. I got a bj when I was like 17, but didn't get laid until I was like, 22 (no shiat...weird, huh?). Anyway, during those intervening five years, would it be accurate to say that I wasn't a "virgin" or "one who has yet to have sex?"

Serious question there, and one I think Fox somehow missed in their wall-to-wall coverage of the "When is a cigar not a cigar" thing.

TG Ashley: police are investigating rumors that she got it in South Florida in exchange for sex.

I initially skipped over the "it" and read that as her getting rumors in exchange for sex. Those would have been some damn expensive rumors.

What's a sixth grader to do?

How about an eighth grader?

I love farking 6th graders for drugs, Does that make me a bad guy?
I go to Church every sunday!!!

Hick: 6th grade ??
I did not even have hair down there.

I think they pay extra for that.

I don't really understand the people who make jokes about pedophilia.

Hey, I appreciate shock value as much as the next person... but I do draw the line when laughing at sexually assaulted children.

Stay classy, Fark

TeachingRoland: I don't really understand the people who make jokes about pedophilia.

Hey, I appreciate shock value as much as the next person... but I do draw the line when laughing at sexually assaulted children.

Stay classy, Fark

Joke ?

I'm not sure why everyone is so shocked, I mean, half my class was farking in sixth grade.

/drugs too. mostly shroomes some weed.
//ah, those crazy things suburbanites get up to.